Out of Context Sentences You Wrote That You Like

It was the space between, like how I was a virgin and then suddenly I wasn't.

'Why am I always losing my boots?' sez my MC between dire catastrophies and the end of the world scenarios.

This is a perfect thread for something that's been hurting my poor brain for a while.

I heard a joke once, and I remember a bit about it, but the punchline is the killer (and what makes this thread bring it to mind):

"..and THAT, Your Honor, is how a 15-year old girl wound up in my hotel room." Anybody know which one I'm talking about? It involves something turning into a girl suddenly right before that line, but I can't remember how it sets up.

Didn’t I have some worthless existence to maintain somewhere besides Key West Freaking Florida?

Here's another out of context I like:

Ironic that I had someone to do that and didn’t listen when it was my Dad, but I’d listen to the same words from Dead Hemingway.

Ones involving Rosemary's clothing amuse me.

Rosemary’s mouth twitched. From her skirt, Dictionary said, “Oh, please.”

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“It’s good. Damn. Let him see whatever he wants.” He made his way down her back and into her skirt.

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