Just when you thought your appendix was useless...

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...They've found out its purpose:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g63S5K8YkRBh3HQ8515GkWyB_b8QD8S39ROG0


WASHINGTON (AP) — Some scientists think they have figured out the real job of the troublesome and seemingly useless appendix: It produces and protects good germs for your gut.


That's the theory from surgeons and immunologists at Duke University Medical School, published online in a scientific journal this week.
For generations the appendix has been dismissed as superfluous. Doctors figured it had no function. Surgeons removed them routinely. People live fine without them.


And when infected the appendix can turn deadly. It gets inflamed quickly and some people die if it isn't removed in time. Two years ago, 321,000 Americans were hospitalized with appendicitis, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.


The function of the appendix seems related to the massive amount of bacteria populating the human digestive system, according to the study in the Journal of Theoretical Biology. There are more bacteria than human cells in the typical body. Most of it is good and helps digest food.


But sometimes the flora of bacteria in the intestines die or are purged. Diseases such as cholera or amoebic dysentery would clear the gut of useful bacteria. The appendix's job is to reboot the digestive system in that case.
 
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I bet John Edwards is having second thoughts about his Presidential run even more now.

Imagine the money to be made in Appendix Lawsuits.

"They took my appendix and now I have no good bacterium!!"*

*Appendix B: Quote from Article "Why Me?" in Raleigh Durham Gazette.
 
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Maybe one day they'll discover a purpose for a married man's member.

Wow, three m's. Maybe that's what 3M is all about.
 

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Maybe one day they'll discover a purpose for a married man's member.
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