NBC's The Office

[III]

The waiting is almost over! Season 4 starts tonight!!! Put on your best woman's suit and get ready!


FUN RUN
9/8c
09.27.07 | TV14
A freak accident causes Michael to feel the office is cursed. He explores the religious beliefs of his employees before deciding to hold a charity 5K fun run.

[C.bronco]

I've never heard of it. Is it on Speed network?

[StoryG27]

One of my faves, and I'm gonna miss. And I don't have TIVO or anything, so I can't record it and watch it later.

Stupid soccer practice.

[maestrowork]

Dwight for President.


Is 30 Rock on, too? Two of the only network shows I actually watch...

[III]

Dwight for President.


Is 30 Rock on, too? Two of the only network shows I actually watch...

Nope. Hour-long Office tonight. 30 Rock premieres next week with special guest Jerry Sienfeld.

[WendyNYC]

I'm another lame-o with no Tivo, so I'll have to miss it.

Stupid Curriculum Night.

[maestrowork]

No tivo? :Jaw:

[III]

They have these cool new things called VCRs. They're like a TIVO that can record Network TV!

[WendyNYC]

No tivo? :Jaw:
I know, right? It's about time I get that.

[StoryG27]

I don't have a VCR anymore.

[III]

I don't have a VCR anymore.

How far is Tennessee from Texas? You could come watch it at our house tomorrow or maybe Saturday.

[StoryG27]

How far is Tennessee from Texas? You could come watch it at our house tomorrow or maybe Saturday.
Yea!

[StoryG27]

I really am bummed I'm gonna miss it though.

[III]

Office Avatars Unite!

[maestrowork]

Oh no, Dwight has taken over AW!

[StoryG27]

Woo-hoo. I'm a trend setter.

[III]

Oh no, Dwight has taken over AW!

I just wanna say that the women in this forum are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Ray on the bathroom wall. You need to learn that having a bathroom is a privelege, not a right.

[III]

Bless you. Twice.

And the Dundie for smelliest BM goes to our own Kevin!

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/mayer%20dundie.jpg

[Jacob]

The waiting is almost over! Season 4 starts tonight!!! Put on your best woman's suit and get ready!
Man, its about time!

[writingmom]

:hooray:Yes I know waiting patiently, with glee ! May not be home but I do have D-V-R, which allows me to record, oh shit, got to run I just rememebered I did not pay my cable bill this month. :D

[Hillary]

I'm watching right now and OMG, I love the Office.

I <3 PB&J.

[SarahinOhio]

OMG! Dwight killed Sprinkles! :ROFL:

As much as I loved seeing Jim and Pam together, I must admit that I will miss that "will they or won't they" dynamic a little. Hopefully, the writers can keep their relationship fresh and interesting.

Or at least give us more shots of Jim with his shirt off. :D

[III]

All my bags of frozen french fries were clawed to shreds.

I don't think you know how Jeopardy works.

[cray]

did you catch the "meerkat" reference?

meerkat will be gloating all day

[desertcomet]

I love the Office. I'm so happy it's on again. Now I have something to watch on Thursdays again.

[StoryG27]

I got to watch it after all! Soccer practice was rained out.

"I have some bad habits, I sing in the shower, I sometimes volunteer too much, and yeah, occasionally I hit people with my car."

I know that's not an exact quote, but it's close to what he said and that whole show just made me roll. I loved it!

[III]

Yeah Storygirl! I'm so happy for you!

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run For The Cure

Don't forget to watch deleted scenes as they post them:
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/

And if anyone's looking for a Christmas present for me, might I suggest:
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=42382&SESSID=d7a249f2f54081338e9abc411f418ce5

[Meerkat]

oddly, there were no battery references?

Fact: Meerkat beats bear, bear beats battlestar galactica, battlestar galactica beats battery.

[cray]

:D

question: how long could a meerkat survive in a freezer? :D

[StoryG27]

Do you think it too would claw through the bags of frozen fries?

[Meerkat]

So let me get this straight, Cray...in your wildest fantasy, you use your power to trap a small animal in a freezer?

[cray]

So let me get this straight, Cray...in your wildest fantasy, you use your power to trap a small animal in a freezer?

question: are you a small animal?

[Meerkat]

Absolutely I am.

[SarahinOhio]

Prediction: Andy (who went to Cornell) will soon sweep Angela off of her tiny, Sprinkles-less feet.

Dwight (who did not go to Cornell) will become quite rabid.

[popmuze]

So how do I go about getting a bobble head doll of myself?

[MattW]

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

[popmuze]

They say they won't make less than 500.
Wanna buy about 475 bobbleheads of me?

[lisamarie]

Put me down for 460.

[Ziljon]

Kevin's bleeding nipples were the funniest things I've seen on TV in years!

[III]

"I've been a member of many cults over the years, both as a member and a leader. Had more fun as a member, but made more money as a leader."

- Kevin .... er, Creed Bratton

[popmuze]

Put me down for 460.


Do I hear 461?

With 461 you get free delivery.

[MattW]

My wife watched it without me, and said it wasn't great.

I saw it, then asked her if any funny parts stood out. I guess bleeding nipples really was funny, she just forgot.

It's a great show to watch with someone who really appreciates it...

[III]

Ummm. Read your own thread. That has ALREADY been said.


GAWD!

You need to take some Vicodin or Percoset or Fentynal or Oxycotton.

[III]

The eyes are the groin of the head.

I couldn't help but think of you, Kevin. They didn't want Jim to join the finer things club because they were afraid he would make jokes and derail it. Art imitating life?

[III]

You don't have to derail it, you can just grind up some chalk and blow it in their eyes or steal their industrial copier. Btw, do you watch the deleted scenes at nbc.com? There was such a great one with Mose on a trampoline. . .

[SarahinOhio]

Oscar: So who was the main character?

Jim (looking ridiculously cute in that hat): Angela?

*Sour looks from Oscar and Toby*

Jim: The ashes?

:roll:

[III]

Which part was fun for you, Sarah? When the twins died?

[SarahinOhio]

Um, no....not that part.



ETA: I think Toby's going to kill Jim.

Never trust a man with a bow tie.

[III]

Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Kendall, the HR guy at corporate is almost as bad.

[SarahinOhio]

I don't know about Toby and the Finer Things Club, but Kevin's band is definitely my safety from now on.

Jay, I think that's your best shot.

Sorry...hope you like The Police.

[III]

Sorry, I'm in Scrantonicity 2! The guys from Scrantonicity are jerks.

[III]

Find out how Andy got into Cornell (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/#cat=new)(y'ever heard of it?)

[SarahinOhio]

WAIT-LISTED!!!

:ROFL:






Ah, Meredith, you are a dainty, little flower.

"You clean it up!"

Lift up your skirt, so I can sign your pelvis cast, dear...

[III]

My favorite Meredith moment is still when she threw the empty bag of chips out her van window.

[imagoodgurl4]

I laughed so hard at the premiere when Michael said, "It's going to be a good day." And then he hit Meredith with his car. Absolultely hilarious. :)

And from this past week's episode, my favorite line - Dwight: "I think I cut my penis on the can!"

[III]

Don't forget - today's Thursday!


SURVIVOR MAN
9/8c TV14
11.08.2007

INTO THE WOODS-SPECIAL GREEN WEEK EPISODE - After Ryan (B.J. Novak) excludes Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) from a corporate wilderness retreat, Michael heads into the woods for his own survival adventure with nothing but the suit on his back. Back at work, Jim (John Krasinski) tries to revolutionize the office birthday party. Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Ed Helms, Angela Kinsey, Kate Flannery, Oscar Nunez, Phyllis Smith, Mindy Kaling, Paul Lieberstein, Creed Bratton and Craig Robinson also star.

[MattW]

The lamp on my DLP blew last night just as I was going to watch the Orifice.

No TV until monday or tuesday? That's a whole lot of housework and reading that should get done.

[Serena Casey]

Michael is upset that Toby was invited on Ryan's camping trip and he wasn't. He decides to be Survivor Man and has Dwight drop him off, blindfolded, in the middle of the Pennsylvania forest with a knife, a roll of duct tape, and of course, his videocamera. In the car, Dwight starts pounding him in the head with his shoe, saying, "This would be better if you were unconscious."

As the sun gets hotter, Michael cuts the legs off his pants. As the sun goes down, Michael duct tapes the legs back on and makes himself a shelter against a huge log that will one day be Dunder Mifflin paper.

Fortunately, Dwight hangs around, although out of sight, and although swearing he will not help Michael, is unable to prevent himself from preventing Michael from eating poisonous mushrooms.

In charge back at the office, Jim decides to combine all the birthday celebrations into one, which of course doesn't work, and involves ordering several different kinds of cake, and peach pie for Creed. Especially after accidentally being called Michael by Phyllis, he fears he is turning into Michael.

That's all the details I can remember at the moment - sorry. It wasn't one of the best episodes I've seen, but it was good.

[III]

Hey...somebody give me a play by play for yesterday's show...pretty please! I was at my son's hockey game...missed the whole thing.

Dang it! The internet just ate my long post. Oh well, you can watch full episodes of the Office online at http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/episodes.shtml, so just keep being a good dad, Kevin. And that was a great recap, Serena. I'd agree - it was a pretty weak episode but had its moments.

[MattW]

:( Still no TV.

I feel myself becoming pretentious already...

[III]

Hmmmm, I've been a mod all day and yet Kevin still hasn't compared me to Ryan yet. Maybe I need to spray on some more stubble.

[Serena Casey]

We're going guerrilla! We're taking it to the streets! I don't want to reinvent the wheel! It is what it is! Buying paper just became fun!

[III]

I spent three years driving all around Scranton getting him yams and magic kits. He can get me a glass of water.

(from the online deleted scenes)

[III]

Don't forget boys and girls - new Office on tonight (although the premise doesn't look too stellar).


THE DEPOSITION
9/8c TV14
11.15.2007

SUE CRAZY IN THE OFFICE--Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) finds himself between a rock and a hard place when Jan (Melora Hardin) sues Dunder Mifflin and Michael is deposed as a witness. Meanwhile, Kelly (Mindy Kaling) trash-talks Pam (Jenna Fischer) after Darryl (Craig Robinson) beats Jim (John Krasinski) at ping-pong.

[III]

Alright Mr. Warhol, this one's for you . . .

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/072/7/c/Dwight_Schrute_by_ratscape.jpg

[III]

You have, but I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a monkey begging for his life.

[III]

So Serena, were your parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?

And Kevin, your mama's so fat she could eat the internet.

That's right, I'm fluent in both "trash" and "smack".

[RLB]

Oh good heavens. How have I not seen The Office thread? This thread alone could finally persuade my husband that time on AW is time well spent. He's got at least seven episodes clogging up our DVR at the moment (not that he hasn't seen them; he watches them over and over).

I found myself a little sad for Michael this week.

[writingmom]

Okay saw tonights episode and it was -- alright, not has good as last weeks, but no matter I am a loyal fan !!! I thought the ping pong was greaaaaattt...

[Serena Casey]

So Serena, were your parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?

Yeah, well, you're ugly, and I know it for a fact, 'cause I got the evidence *right*there*

:roll:

[III]

<slowly slides Serena's lunch tray off the side of the table>

[cray]

<slowly slides Serena's lunch tray off the side of the table>

classic!

poor toby

[Serena Casey]

<slowly slides Serena's lunch tray off the side of the table>
I believe you are displaying a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behaviors.

[III]

Pat-turn. My friend Pat made a turn. My friend Diz-ray wore specs. Diz-ray-spect.

[III]

Oh, and did you miss seeing Andy in last night's episode? Here's a nice deleted scene (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/#mea=184156)for ya.

[Serena Casey]

I thought the portion of last night's episode dealing with Jan's court case was mostly just painful. It could have used a little more of the Cornell grad!

[III]

It could have used a little more of the Cornell grad!

That's what she said.

[III]

My sister just emailed me this (http://www.usmagazine.com/Us_Exclusive_The_Offices_Angela_Kinsey_is_Pregnant ). Apparently Angela is pregnant in real life. I wonder how they'll handle that on the show. Will we see a baby Dwight? Could there possibly be anything cuter in the whole wide world?

[III]

Tonight's a repeat from last season. Sigh.

[RLB]

Bummer. Yesterday I caught my husband watching the same episode twice in the same day. The bring your kid to work one. He denied it, but I heard Michael and Dwight singing "Teach Your Children Well" twice. I know it.

[III]

Bummer. Yesterday I caught my husband watching the same episode twice in the same day. The bring your kid to work one. He denied it, but I heard Michael and Dwight singing "Teach Your Children Well" twice. I know it.

Yeah, well at least he's not a horrible little latch-key kid.

[RLB]

Yeah, well at least he's not a horrible little latch-key kid.

Not exactly, but he is overly fond of our paper shredder.

[III]

Another rerun coming up this week, so here are some treats to tide you all over:

Dwight's latest blog entry: Giving Thanks is a Sign of Weakness (http://blog.nbc.com/DwightsBlog/)

An interview (http://www.donandmikewebsite.com/media-audio.shtml) with Meredith on the Don & Mike Radio Show.

[MattW]

We're watching the DVDs as we put up our Christmas Tree.

[MattW]

Another rerun coming up this week, so here are some treats to tide you all over:

Dwight's latest blog entry: Giving Thanks is a Sign of Weakness (http://blog.nbc.com/DwightsBlog/)

Goodies!


"In my teenage years, I was the knot-tying champion of Resourcefulnacht six years in a row. It remains one of my proudest achievements and also led to my inheritance of Schrute Farms."

[III]

Mike Vick was sentenced to 23 months in the klink. He'd better hope he doesn't run into the REAL Prison Mike.

http://www.lifeintheoffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/prisonmike1.png

[III]

We re-watched season 4 last night and couldn't help but think of AW when this classic grammer discussion came on. It actually kind of reminds me of some of the discussions we have in Office Party.

Ryan: What I really want -- honestly, Michael -- is for you to know it so you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.

Michael: (snicker) Oh, okay…

Ryan: What?

Michael: It’s whoever, not whomever.

Ryan: No, it’s whomever…

Michael: No…whomever is never actually right.

Jim: Well, sometimes it’s right.

Creed: Michael is right. It’s a made-up word used to trick students.

Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.

Oscar: Obviously, it’s a real word, but I don’t know when to use it correctly.

Michael (to the camera): Not a native speaker.

Kevin: I know what’s right, but I’m not gonna say because you’re all jerks who didn’t come see my band last night.

Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct?

Kevin: I don’t know.

Pam: It’s whom when it’s the object of the sentence and who when it’s the subject.

Phyllis: That sounds right.

Michael: Well, it sounds right, but is it?

Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object?

Ryan: As an object…

Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.

Stanley: Is he right about that?

Pam: How did he use it again?

Toby: It was…Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to, uh explain the computer system, the subject--
Michael: Yes!
Toby: --to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object…which is the correct usage of the word.

Michael: No one asked you anything, ever, so whomever’s name is Toby, why don’t you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull?

[III]

New episode April 10th.

To tide you over:

New entry on Dwight's Blog (http://blog.nbc.com/DwightsBlog/) - The Most Practical Method of Meat Preparation.

Motivational posters (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/justforfun/posters/).

Take the Office Personality Test (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/justforfun/personality.shtml).

And of course, Season 3 full episodes (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/episodes.shtml).

[Serena Casey]

I'm so happy I could cry.

[maestrowork]

if III were Dwight, cray would be Andy.

smug.

[III]

if III were Dwight, cray would be Andy.

smug.

"Of course you are, moonface. That's because you're the office pariah, you're a preppie freak and nobody likes you."

And Ray would have to be Angela because he keeps spurning my affections. Also, weak arms.

[Serena Casey]

Just saw on TV last night that the Office returns on April 3. Good thing I don't rely on III for accurate information.:poke: :D

[MattW]

http://my.nbc.com/sn/d/0/a/7/aliciarschrute,nbc.com/images/a551b9da40d2c344745276555ec18080.jpg

[III]

Just saw on TV last night that the Office returns on April 3. Good thing I don't rely on III for accurate information.:poke: :D


The office "returns" April 3rd or has "new episodes" on April 3rd? According to their website (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/), new episodes don't air until April 10th. You should have just paid for the pizza, Serena.

[Serena Casey]

Uh, what I meant to say is, it's a good thing we can rely on III for accurate information. He's awesome blossom.

Isn't that what I said? :tongue

[III]

Uh, what I meant to say is, it's a good thing we can rely on III for accurate information. He's awesome blossom.

Isn't that what I said? :tongue

Extra awesome please. Your Dundie for Best Recovery is in the mail.

[III]

“My cousin Mose’s best friend was a dog. One day he showed up foaming at the mouth and I had to shoot him dead. Turns out he had just stolen one of Mose’s cream puffs. Am I sad for shooting him? No. Because that’s how you deal with a thief.”

- Dwight Schrute

[III]

Think Jim was smart for dumping Karen for Pam? Check out Karen's real-life bio from IMDB (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0429069/bio):

Rashida Jones (Karen) -



Daughter of composer Quincy Jones and actress Peggy Lipton.

Rashida graduated from Harvard University in 1997.

Younger sister of Kidada Jones

Went to the Buckley School in Sherman Oaks, California. Was voted Most Likely to Succeed.

Her name is Arabic (رØ'يدة) for "Major, adult, grown-up, elder or wise".

On People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" list. (USA) [2002]

Sings backup vocals on 3 songs on Maroon 5's album "Songs About Jane."

Half-sister of Quincy Jones III, Jolie Jones, Martina Jones, Kenya Jones and Rachel Jones.

Formerly engaged to celebrity Mark Ronson on 25th February 2003.

Has a photographic memory.

Niece of Robert Lipton.

Formerly engaged to Tobey Maguire.

She has been romantically linked to Josh Hartnett, Seth Meyers, and John Krasinski.

Appeared as a vocalist in a tribute song to Tupac Shakur, who was engaged to her sister, Kidada Jones. Rashida and Kidada's brother Quincy Jones III produced the song, and their father, Quincy Jones, made an appearance reciting the lines of Shakur's poem "Starry Night" during the introduction. The title of the song is named after the poem.



What does Pam have? The Finer Things Club? She won an art contest judged by 4th graders?

[quickWit]

Wow. Look at you. You're quite the Joneshead aren't you?

Your parents must be very proud.

[III]

GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER - Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Jim (John Krasinski) find they have run out of excuses and are forced to go to Jan (Melora Hardin) and Michael's (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) house for dinner. When Andy (Ed Helms) and Angela (Angela Kinsey) are also invited to dinner, Dwight's (Rainn Wilson) jealousy gets the best of him. Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Oscar Nunez, Phyllis Smith, Paul Lieberstein, Mindy Kaling and Creed Bratton also star.

[katiemac]

Premiering after the 2009 Superbowl, a new spinoff series: Dunder & the Miffinites. No plot details yet.

[III]

What has two skinny chicken legs and can't play ping pong?

Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?

[III]

[unshun]

Tomorrow's the big day. Set your DVR's.

[re-shun]

[Sarita]

Wow. That's really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...

I can't wait for the new episodes :) That's what she said.

[III]

or ... he said. Oh, there's Oscar's roommate Gil. I wonder if he knows.

[III]

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!

[Serena Casey]

Thanks for the reminder! I'm going to program the VCR right now just in case I get hit by a bus. Or by Michael in his Sebring.

[Sarita]

:D I'm so excited, that I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it...

Or something.

[Meerkat]

III, every day for months now, you've taunted us with your thread title, only to dash our hopes when we read the date you first penned such a masterpiece. But tonight... tonight... I'll see my love tonight.... and for us, the stars will stop where they are.

[DWSTXS]

:D I'm so excited, that I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it...

Or something.

Saritams,
Why can't I figure out who it is, that you look like? Some actress, movie star.
Anybody help me out with this? (she looks like somebody!)

It's buggin me.

[Meerkat]

Saritams, will you please humor us, and say this line out loud:

"Hi, you've reached...Pennsylvania. Can I put you on hold for a moment?"

[Sarita]

I'm thinking so many other women in Pennsylvania seem to look like Saritams. At least one other, anyway...
My sisters (2) and my mother... That's 3!

[DWSTXS]

Okay Saritams - I just looked at your pic on the AW family album, and in that pic, you sorta look like the 'new' Christine on The New Adventures of Old Christine' or whatever the title of that show is.

[Sarita]

Okay Saritams - I just looked at your pic on the AW family album, and in that pic, you sorta look like the 'new' Christine on The New Adventures of Old Christine' or whatever the title of that show is.
Nah. I don't look like her in real life. Some really blind people have said Renee Zellweger with dark hair, but I'm not as squinchy as her.

I look like myself and nothing like Jenna Fisher. With that fine segue... Back to the office:

How bad will Dwight cry tonight? :)

[III]

I think Serena pre-wins the best Office avatar.

Angela and I have been doing a lot of necking lately. Not actually making out, but just sort of nuzzling our necks together. I'm not gonna lie to you, it's pretty hot.

Ohhhhhh D!

Man, I wish it was an hour-long episode tonight. Hopefully they'll post a bunch of deleted scenes online. Don't forget, you can watch every Season 4 episodes online (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/episodes.shtml?apl=true) if you need a refresher. You can also see the World's Greatest Boss on the Tonight Show (http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/video/episodes.shtml#vid=236216&tin=1070.182&tou=1885.07&plt=lf) and watch a clip of the upcoming episode.

[III]

Oh man, just watched the 30 second clip from the Tonight Show. That was like a free pretzel with everything on it. Hillarious. I CAN'T WAIT!!!

[III]

I've got your back, G

[Serena Casey]

364 days 'til the next pretzel day...

[III]

STANLEY HUDSON (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Hudson)

Gotta love wiki!

I know how to plug something in.

I don't understand how you sleeping at your desk is better than you not being here.

I'd rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for one of these people.

Jesus could walk through that door and he wouldn't help you!

Mailboxes, Etc.

[Inky]

I've got your back, G
That's what she said!

[Inky]

I won't see season 4 until it's on DVD, so I'm dyin' here!!
Question: Stanley's gone?

My favorite opening, sofar: Season 3: Jim arrives to office, dressed as Dwight, imitating Dwight, bobblehead included, then yells out: MICHAEL!!!
DVD is probably scratched now with how many times my daughter hit rewind just so she could watch me hyperventilate from laughing so hard!

[Sarita]

Question: What is the best kind of bear?

[Inky]

Oh oh oh oh..THE BROWN BEAR
Answer: THE BLACK BEAR
Fact: BEARS EAT BEETS!

as in BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!

[Sarita]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYkWWnZm6-w

[III]

I won't see season 4 until it's on DVD, so I'm dyin' here!!
Question: Stanley's gone?

My favorite opening, sofar: Season 3: Jim arrives to office, dressed as Dwight, imitating Dwight, bobblehead included, then yells out: MICHAEL!!!
DVD is probably scratched now with how many times my daughter hit rewind just so she could watch me hyperventilate from laughing so hard!

You do know you can watch all the Season 4 episodes online (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/episodes.shtml?apl=true), dontcha Karey?

And no, Stanley's not gone.

Wanted. Black man with sass. Big butt. Bigger heart.

[quickWit]

http://ticklebooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/theoffice2.jpg

Still one of my favorite scenes.

[Inky]

Okay...giggling at Wit's post...Stanley & his 'Black' label....

III: keep getting message: not available in your area...remember, I'm in Turkey...as in screwed....er...stuffed...

[Inky]

Dwight [Reading suggestions for health-care coverage: Who thought of this one? Anal fissures.
Kevin Malone: That's a real thing.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, but no one here has it.
Kevin Malone: [quietly] Someone has it.
Dwight Schrute: In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
Dwight Schrute: The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis....Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.
Dwight Schrute: OK, first let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?
Michael Scott: Uh, none. You're picking a healthcare plan.
Dwight Schrute: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony.
Jim Halpert: OK, Whoa, alright 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
Dwight Schrute: [reading from a sheet] Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection.

[Inky]

This is actually selling on eBay...

http://images.marketworks.com/hi/50/49711/ti8756.jpg

[Hillary]

Dwight Schrute: In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

I had an avatar of that line for a while. It cracked me up every time I used it... I can't find the one I had that was sized down, but this is it...

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l299/hyphill/Imthelion.jpg

If I loved The Office any more, I'd die of awesome overload.

[III]

3 hours to go.

[Hillary]

3 hours to go.

I just clapped. Straight up, alone in my house, nothing going on, CLAPPED.

And it was awesome.

[quickWit]

3 hours to go.

That's what she said.

[III]

Did anyone else watch the Leno clip? The 30 second clip from tonight's show is incredible. I wanna start quoting it but I don't wanna spoil it for anyone.

[Serena Casey]

I like ice cream! Sue me! No, don't.

[Hillary]

The puppy was nuts before the show. She slept peacefully on the couch through the whole episode. Now she is nuts again.

Coincidence?

Well, probably.

But still. Awesome.

[jannawrites]

I.loved.it.

[III]

Do you have any idea the physical toll that three vasectomy's takes on a person?

I laughed so hard at that line I almost died. Fantastic episode.

His first name is Tom
No names no sounds like!
Ahhhhhhh you're messing with my head! His first name is blank and he goes on a cruise, a Caribean cruise.
Katy Holmes.
No ahhhhhhhhh! But he's married to her!
Dawson's Creek.
No! It has to be a real person! Okay next one. Oh! Okay rhymes with Parnold Schmortenager.
No Rhyming!
He's the governor of California. He was the Terminator.
These clues aren't helping.
Tom Cruise.
AAAAHHHHH!

[MattW]

You took my hand
You made me a man
That one night
You made everything right

[III]

You laughed, I considered getting in my car and rescuing poor Michael. That's the difference between you and I... I don't laugh when people are being tramped on. You dark and dreary bastid.

What about that time you asked me to spam everyone in TTWDBNT to buy your scented candles, babe?

(note, I have a feeling every post o' mine today will end with the word "babe")

[Meerkat]

All I can say is that was the fastest 30 minutes in the history of television. ....babe.

[quickWit]

Sometimes I just stand here and watch TV for hours.

[Meerkat]

"I've already thought about it. Count me IN!"

[Inky]

All I can say is that was the fastest 30 minutes in the history of television. ....babe.
That's what she said!

[Inky]

"I've already thought about it. Count me IN!"
....er...I think that's what he said...

[jannawrites]

Sometimes I just stand here and watch TV for hours.

WOW! Is that a $200 plasma screen?

[quickWit]

WOW! Is that a $200 plasma screen?

It is. Installed it myself. And look...if I need more space, BOOM! Right up against the wall.

[jannawrites]

For anyone who has the patience (it's a streaming video *sigh*) of last night's show, you can watch it again here...

The Office Premiere (http://video.aol.com/partner/hulu/the-office-dinner-party/_mG3Bgya6UiHpx_BXpHd4g17MyhpGS1T)

[talps]

Jan: "He's an artist."

Michael: "BFD, I'm a screenwriter."

BWAH-HA-HA-HA......

[quickWit]

I'm sorry if it's a bit cold in here today. Talps ran through the sliding glass door 'cause he thought he heard the ice cream truck.

[jannawrites]

You can buy new stuff... you can't buy a new dinner party.

[Bravo]

did anyone else get annoyed with jim trying to leave the party w/out pam?

they really need to be careful about how they portray jim. he's coming across as less than likeable to me, and that's a problem. he dumped his previous girlfriend in a pretty crummy way last season, and now that scene....

i dunno.

he's a good character, but only because he's charming. dont make him look like a jerk.

[jannawrites]

did anyone else get annoyed with jim trying to leave the party w/out pam?

they really need to be careful about how they portray jim. he's coming across as less than likeable to me, and that's a problem. he dumped his previous girlfriend in a pretty crummy way last season, and now that scene....

i dunno.

he's a good character, but only because he's charming. dont make him look like a jerk.

It does seem his personality is changing little by little.

[III]

Deleted Scenes (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/) from last night are up
Featuring Dwight's ideal dinner party. How on earth did that get cut out????

Next week's episode:
CHAIR MODEL
9/8c | 4.17.2008 | TV-PG
Michael begins a fascination with a woman modeling a chair in an office supply catalog while Kevin and Andy are determined to win back stolen parking spaces.

[III]

*smashes ice cream cone on the side of Serena's car*
babe

[Bravo]

Please...it was hilarious that he was willing to leave without Pam. Grow some manballs. She would have done the same.

dont worry, KTC.

i'm sure that there are a thousand prepubescent girls just swooning over your tough guy posturing.

[jannawrites]

Deleted Scenes (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/) from last night are up
Featuring Dwight's ideal dinner party. How on earth did that get cut out????

Next week's episode:
CHAIR MODEL
9/8c | 4.17.2008 | TV-PG
Michael begins a fascination with a woman modeling a chair in an office supply catalog while Kevin and Andy are determined to win back stolen parking spaces.

*snicker* As I sit, viewing deleted scenes and actor interviews, my 5-year-old whispers, "Come on, Mommy. Will you quit watching The Office?You have to take me to preschool!"

But I can't help it! No other show sucks me in like this one. :D

[quickWit]

*snicker* As I sit, viewing deleted scenes and actor interviews, my 5-year-old whispers, "Come on, Mommy. Will you quit watching The Office?You have to take me to preschool!"

But I can't help it! No other show sucks me in like this one. :D

Don't worry about it. C'mon, grab a hand and sit down. Listen to Hunter's CD and let yourself be immersed in Serenity by Jan. Did you know that candles are the fastest growing product in the scent-aroma industry?

[III]

The discomfort was so real. I loved the awkward hugs when each couple arrived. Is there anything worse than hugging people you see every day and never hug? And when Jan grabbed Jim's hand and tried to get him to dance *shudder*

[quickWit]

The discomfort was so real. I loved the awkward hugs when each couple arrived. Is there anything worse than hugging people you see every day and never hug? And when Jan grabbed Jim's hand and tried to get him to dance *shudder*

I was watching the show with my daughter and I just kept saying "It's like a trainwreck" over and over. Brilliant. :)

[Serena Casey]

*smashes ice cream cone on the side of Serena's car*
babe
I'm amongst friends, and I'm not going to think about all my stuff being destroyed. This is going to be fun.

[III]

I was watching the show with my daughter and I just kept saying "It's like a trainwreck" over and over. Brilliant. :)

We re-watched it with our two older daughters (12 & 11 ... uh, that's their ages not their names, although my name's 3 but I digest) and paused it every few seconds to explain why each line or reaction was so horribly, painfully funny. Babe.

[III]

I'm amongst friends, and I'm not going to think about all my stuff being destroyed. This is going to be fun.

My apartment's on fire.
Flooded.
Flooded.


What seems to be the problem officers?
Not now, Dwight.

[quickWit]

Babe, I thought you were going to tidy up.

*Folds tripod and stashes video camera beside bed*

[Serena Casey]

Could you write down your e-mail? 'Cause I have ... just ... so many questions.

[Serena Casey]

My husband laughed the hardest at Jim's face when he was overpowered by the scent-aroma of Jan's workspace.

[rugcat]

Absolutely brilliant. I screamed as many times as I laughed. How can anything so dreadfully painful be so funny?

[talps]

An oaky what?!?!

[quickWit]

Looks good babe.

[Inky]

Ah yes, infamous Jim Exrpessions.
Classic: in the bathroom, when he discovers Dwight & Angela making out (season 3)...that bug-eyed look of his...toooooo funnnnny!!

You guys are killin' me here. I'm only getting scattered season 4...last night was Michael making a commercial about their particular location...

[Inky]

Looks good babe.
That's what she said!

[III]

Did you guys catch that the cover of Hunter's CD was titled "The Hunter"?

[III]

Ooops, I was wrong. It's "The Hunted". Even better!

http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/images/home/tasks/task26.jpg

[quickWit]

His lyrics really spoke to me. At least he's an artist.

[III]

I really loved seeing exactly how Jan blew all of Michael's money on so stylishly decorating the 700 sq. ft. condo. Shall we start with the tour?

[quickWit]

I much prefer Eggshell white to regular white.

[Serena Casey]

Let's not forget the bench that's really more spacious than it looks.

[Bravo]

who was that hunter guy?

i dont remember him...

i assumed that he was pam's bf from the shipping dept. but it looks like i was totally wrong.

[Serena Casey]

who was that hunter guy?
He was Jan's assistant at the corporate office who walked around with the headset phone and called the applicants in when they were applying for Jan's job.

[Inky]

He was Jan's assistant at the corporate office who walked around with the headset phone and called the applicants in when they were applying for Jan's job.
Classic Corporate America...
Doubt me?
The accountant's position I was applying for...I was led into the manager's office by the very accountant I was to be replacing--she didn't know it.
I got the job.
Do I feel badly?
No. She should have been doing what was expected of her.

Gads. I'm a Schrute!

*wanders off to plant beet seeds*

[III]

More deleted scenes (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/) are up. Oh yes. Oh yes. You MUST watch these.

Tomorrow's the chair model! HAWT!

[quickWit]

Jan: Did you wash your hands, babe?

Michael: Yes I did, babe, even though I only went #1.

*To Jim and Pam* I didn't really wash my hands.

[III]

Jan: Did you wash your hands, babe?

Michael: Yes I did, babe, even though I only went #1.

*To Jim and Pam* I didn't really wash my hands.

:roll:

[III]

You can actually buy Serenity by Jan candles (http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=59189&v=nbc_the-office&pa=dotw&SESSID=b00d2a0d4cb74ab14faee56151b91134).

7 more hours.

[quickWit]

You can actually buy Serenity by Jan candles (http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=59189&v=nbc_the-office&pa=dotw&SESSID=b00d2a0d4cb74ab14faee56151b91134).


I've thought about it. I'm in.

[III]

I've thought about it. I'm in.

I hope we get to meet Andy's parents at some point in time. There was one deleted scene where Andy revealed that he was accepted into Cornel because his father donated a building. I wonder if Andy actually has a ton of cash.

And on another note, whatever happened to Jim's planned trip to Australia from season 2? Remember, he bought a non-refundable ticket to Australia to avoid Pam's wedding but they never mentioned it again.

Sometimes I forget it's just a TV show.

[quickWit]

Sometimes I forget it's just a TV show.

You. Take. That. Back.

[rugcat]

IAnd on another note, whatever happened to Jim's planned trip to Australia from season 2? Remember, he bought a non-refundable ticket to Australia to avoid Pam's wedding but they never mentioned it again.

Sometimes I forget it's just a TV show.You sound like my editor. And "just a TV show?" I only wish I could write something that good.

The deleted scenes are great, but you can see how the overall show is stronger and works better without them.

[Serena Casey]

Serena Casey is the name of me. And I want my parking space back!

[Bravo]

this episode was brilliant.

"are you michael?"

"no"

coffe shop dude: "michael? your cup is ready"

:ROFL:

[Serena Casey]

Poor dumb Michael. A perfectly nice, attractive woman is staring him in the face and he's thinking about a catalog model.

"Bye, bye, Miss Chair Lady..." (or something to that effect)

[rugcat]

"No, all right no, she can't fit in a rowboat."

[MattW]

What part of shorn't don't you understand?

[CaroGirl]

I'm going to fix him up with my fat friend anyway...

[Sarita]

"Pam.... Can you wait while I tie my shoe?"

Did anyone else want to smack Jim? The husband literally sat up and said, "Oh my god! This is it." :) I say season finale engagement.

[CaroGirl]

"Pam.... Can you wait while I tie my shoe?"

Did anyone else want to smack Jim? The husband literally sat up and said, "Oh my god! This is it." :) I say season finale engagement.
Whatever happens, it won't be smooth. Sexual tension is the mainstay of this kind of comedy. If they get married and live happily ever after, how is that funny?

[MattW]

Wendy? A hot and juicy redhead.

[quickWit]

Hey Oscar Mayer Weiner Lover...

[III]

I wish they would have left this deleted scene (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/) in. Apparently Michael spent 6 weeks at Schrute Farms and this episode is a full 6 weeks after the dinner party.

Try not to be so hurtful, Jim.
*Pam shakes her head*

[quickWit]

Behold my bachelorette. I give her 10 for looks and a 3 for her ability to describe herself.

[jannawrites]

Andy: I left my cell phone in my car.

Phyllis: Call when you get there, so we know you're okay.

[jannawrites]

Anyone want a large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint?

[III]

Promise me y'all won't dance on my grave and sing American Pie.

[CaroGirl]

Promise me y'all won't dance on my grave and sing American Pie.
I can't promise that.

[III]

I can't promise that.

I can't or you shorn't?

[Sarita]

Jay and his abuse of hearts must be stopped. Though it hurts me, you are now shunned, my brother.

/unshun

Get rid of those ridiculous hearts or I'll be forced to dance on your grave whilst singing American Pie.

/reshun

[Serena Casey]

Promise me y'all won't dance on my grave and sing American Pie.
Is Islands in the Stream okay?

[quickWit]

Did I do this for me? No. I did this, for the little guy. For Joe six pack. The guy who wakes up every morning in his four hundred dollar a month apartment, wonders how he's gonna pay his mortgage that month. Wonders how he's gonna fill his car up, with oil. Wonders how am I gonna pay my kids' orphanage bills. That guy, shouldn't have to wonder where he's gonna park.

[III]

Jay and his abuse of hearts must be stopped. Though it hurts me, you are now shunned, my brother.

/unshun

Get rid of those ridiculous hearts or I'll be forced to dance on your grave whilst singing American Pie.

/reshun

How could you say that. You know I have soft teeth.

Of course you do, moonface. That's because you're the office pariah, you're a preppie freak, and no one likes you.

[III]

Is Islands in the Stream okay?

As long as you sing the high harmony part. The Gambler would also be acceptable.

[Serena Casey]

As God is my witness, I will QUIT!

(You know I can't just watch this show for fun anymore. My purpose now is to memorize lines of dialogue so I can participate in this thread. Fortunately, this is also fun.)

[CaroGirl]

As God is my witness, I will QUIT!

(You know I can't just watch this show for fun anymore. My purpose now is to memorize lines of dialogue so I can participate in this thread. Fortunately, this is also fun.)
Well, it's good to have goals.

But can you fit in a rowboat without capsizing it?

[III]

So does anyone know what Creed meant by having two chairs and only needing one more? I thought it was because he was still sleeping under at his desk at the office and if he had three chairs he could just lay across them, but why wouldn't he just use other people's chairs to sleep on?

[rugcat]

So does anyone know what Creed meant by having two chairs and only needing one more? I thought it was because he was still sleeping under at his desk at the office and if he had three chairs he could just lay across them, but why wouldn't he just use other people's chairs to sleep on?Hey, it's just a TV show.

[quickWit]

So does anyone know what Creed meant by having two chairs and only needing one more? I thought it was because he was still sleeping under at his desk at the office and if he had three chairs he could just lay across them, but why wouldn't he just use other people's chairs to sleep on?

Three's a hat trick.

[III]

Hey, it's just a TV show.

Then why am I holding a pizza delivery boy hostage in my office until he gives me a discount?

[MattW]

Creed's an oddball and has some wacky scheme going. He could be trading the chairs for orphans, or using them to somehow draw 3 paychecks from DM.

[jannawrites]

I just got off the phone with Wendy's. They've set my food aside, will somebody go get it for me?

[quickWit]

I just got off the phone with Wendy's. They've set my food aside, will somebody go get it for me?

Wish I could. But I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but short.

[CaroGirl]

Wendy's food is always ready now. God bless that red-headed little minx.

[Serena Casey]

But can you fit in a rowboat without capsizing it?
No, all right, no, I can't fit in a rowboat. I'm a jolly, sassy opera singer. :D

[III]

Oh. My. Beets.

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/images/about/next_on_042408.jpg

NIGHT OUT
9/8c TV-PG
04.24.2008

Michael (Steve Carell) and Dwight (Rainn Wilson) decide to surprise Ryan (B.J. Novak) in New York for a night of clubbing and meet his friends. Meanwhile, the Scranton branch is upset when they find out they have to come in on a Saturday for Ryan's website project. Jim's plan to save them has unexpected results.

[Sarita]

Raise your hand if you think we're a better couple than Jim and Pam!?!?!

[cray]

this place is like a sexy preschool

[III]

*flouce alert*
I've given it a lot of thought and I decided I'm moving to Costa Rica. Now I'm just going to climb the fence and jog home then buy some coke from a Hobbit.

Does anyone thinking they're setting it up so Ryan will crash and have to come back to Scranton as an entry-level sales person? Was Cray one of the sexual predators who infiltrated Dunder Mifflin Infinity's social network? I so wish they would have taken Andy clubbing with them.

Don't forget to watch the deleted scenes (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/).

Next week:
DID I STUTTER
9/8c TV-PG
05.01.2008
TAKING ON THE BOSS - When Stanley (Leslie David Baker) snaps at Michael (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) during a meeting, Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) decides to buy Andy's (Ed Helms) car. Meanwhile, Pam (Jenna Fischer) deals with an unexpected inconvenience after spending the night at Jim's (John Krasinski).

[cray]

do you live in a regular sized house?

:roll:

[Inky]

I'm still trying to figure out what a 'flouce' is.
Think he got a bad deal on the coke? He says Hobbit...uh huh...more like twinkle toes with Holly Hobbie...

You guys don't ken how lucky ye' are ta' be getting the NEWEST episodes. Last night, here in Turkey, they offered a double header--hush, Cray--by way of the episode where Michael wasn't invited to Ryan's camping trip, so decided he was going to go it alone in the Pennsylvania wilderness, and the other episode was where Jan had her deposition to sue Dundler Mifflin. But YOU guys sound like you're having da' bomb (so tickled I finally got to use that expression) episodes!!!

[cray]

last night was a good one, inky.

let's talk about it in a few weeks when it makes it's way to turkey :D

wait, maybe you can watch it online. i'd check out the nbc website if'n i were you.


eta: don't check your reps.

[III]

Nope. They ususally put the new episode online the next day but they still don't have last night's up. I actually found last night's episode to be really sad.

*Turkey Spoiler*
In the deleted scene, they revealed that the Hobbit was actually Ryan's coke dealer (and seemingly Ryan's only "friend"). I get that the writers are showing the emptiness of Ryan's supposed perfect life, but it's just sad to watch it. Also, the idea of going to a night club to pick up women seems like the worst kind of hell to me, so in that respect it was painful. Still, plenty of good laughs throughout. It's hard to go wrong with a peanutbutter scalp massage.

[jannawrites]

What's a weevil?

[cray]

Nope. They ususally put the new episode online the next day but they still don't have last night's up. I actually found last night's episode to be really sad.

*Turkey Spoiler*
In the deleted scene, they revealed that the Hobbit was actually Ryan's coke dealer (and seemingly Ryan's only "friend"). I get that the writers are showing the emptiness of Ryan's supposed perfect life, but it's just sad to watch it. Also, the idea of going to a night club to pick up women seems like the worst kind of hell to me, so in that respect it was painful. Still, plenty of good laughs throughout. It's hard to go wrong with a peanutbutter scalp massage.

there there, it'll be ok, III.
we're gonna take your clothes off.

[jannawrites]

Server: "Um, we don't serve food here."

Michael: "Just give me a cup full of olives... and a cup full of marachino cherries then."

[III]

They happen to speak Spanish

[talps]

Before last night, I would've certainly picked Pam to be on my flag football team.

Now, not so much.

It would be hilarious if we never saw Toby again...

[jannawrites]

Ry? Ry? We're gonna undress you.

[Sarita]

Nope. They ususally put the new episode online the next day but they still don't have last night's up. I actually found last night's episode to be really sad.
It was sad. I figured the little dude was his dealer. And I also thought that Jim's best efforts getting smooshed at every turn was a bit sad. It's like they're trying to make him into a dope. Or maybe they're just trying to show that his head is in the clouds because of Pamster. *shrug*

[ACEnders]

I'm sorry. I didn't really think it was sad. Kind of, but not really. My husband and I were cracking up. Gosh I love this show! And I don't think they're trying to make Jim look like a dope. I think it's partly b/c "his head is in the clouds because of Pamster" but I also think it was just because it was funny!

Call me unsensitive, I don't know.

But I'm not. I swear I cry during every episode of Grey's Anatomy. Which reminds me I have to watch it tonight online since I missed it last night.

[III]

It was sad. I figured the little dude was his dealer. And I also thought that Jim's best efforts getting smooshed at every turn was a bit sad. It's like they're trying to make him into a dope. Or maybe they're just trying to show that his head is in the clouds because of Pamster. *shrug*

It went over as well as his previous idea of consolidating the birthday parties. I think it's a running joke about, yes Michael is an idiot but it's still hard to run an office without making everyone mad at you, even when you have good ideas. Just look at the mess of Dunder Mifflin Infinity 1.0. But those problems will all go away with version 2.0 (release date TDB)

Why won't they let me dance?

[jannawrites]

I wanna go to a bar with older girls.

[quickWit]

Andy: Old ball 'n chain's been a lot more chain than ball lately. You know what I'm saying.

Angela: I'm right here.

[katiemac]

I actually found last night's episode to be really sad.

I generally find this entire show to be a real downer. It's in the little things ... Kevin's "it's nice to win one," Michael handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters, or, of course, Michael's "I wish I had a hundred kids so I could have a hundred friends and no one could say no to being my friend."

That being said, I still laugh at the jokes and enjoy watching ... but for me, it really can be one of the most depressing shows on television.

It went over as well as his previous idea of consolidating the birthday parties. I think it's a running joke about, yes Michael is an idiot but it's still hard to run an office without making everyone mad at you, even when you have good ideas.

Yeah, and in that episode there was more than one allusion to Jim eventually becoming like Michael.

And, "why won't they let me dance?" was the best line of the night, IMO.

[Serena Casey]

Why won't they let me dance?
Maybe because you lack a certain Crawfordness.

[III]

Memo for all you jolly, sassy, opera singers - new episode tonight! And it features Stanley (who deserves his own cartoon spin-off Saturday Morning show IMHO). And why is Dwight buying Andy's car? An X-Earth, oh that makes a lot of sense. I'd rather drive a vintage Trans Am, classic American muscle. And speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to Serena's funeral and guess what ... nobody came. :cry:

TAKING ON THE BOSS - When Stanley snaps at Michael during a meeting, Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment. Dwight decides to buy Andy's car. Meanwhile, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience after spending the night at Jim's.

[quickWit]

I'd rather drive a vintage Trans Am, classic American muscle.

You probably get like 8 mpg in that thing.

[III]

If I had created a website with this many problems I'd kill myself.

Just think two months ago none of us wanted to go on the website because we were afraid of getting molested, or having our identities stolen.

Stay real, Scranton. Peace!

[III]

AND YOU BROUGHT THIS GUY!

[III]

If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.

[RLB]

Does anyone thinking they're setting it up so Ryan will crash and have to come back to Scranton as an entry-level sales person?

That's what we thought too, especially since his website is a disaster as well.

And I am NOT ready to say goodbye to Toby.

[MattW]

Everyone but III out of this thread, right now.

[cray]

3,...2.....1..

say it!

5....4....3....2....