View Full Version : Now that's gotta hurt!
scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 04:39 PM
Giant baby ouchy! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7015841.stm)
MattW
09-27-2007, 04:47 PM
a 10.8kg (23.8lb) boy born in the US in 1879 but who died 11 hours laterHe was shot by Doc Holliday after he tried to cheat at cards.
GeorgeK
09-27-2007, 05:02 PM
probabaly diabetic mom
The headline should have read:
'Russian mother now has giant fanny.'
scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:07 PM
Dear god.
oswann
09-27-2007, 05:45 PM
The headline should have read:
'Russian mother now has giant fanny.'
I know a guy who was knocked out cold for saying the same thing (not about a Russian woman but about the woman who was standing in front him and her husband. I was on the side of the husband then and your attempt at humor hasn't made me change sides. Very average non-joke.)
Os.
scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 05:49 PM
The headline should have read:
'Russian mother now has giant fanny.'
That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!
I know a guy who was knocked out cold for saying the same thing (not about a Russian woman but about the woman who was standing in front him and her husband. I was on the side of the husband then and your attempt at humor hasn't made me change sides. Very average non-joke.)
Os.
If you need me, I'll be sitting here not giving a shit.
oswann
09-27-2007, 07:14 PM
If you need me, I'll be sitting here not giving a shit.
I thought so. Maybe you should get out of the house and get a life.
Os.
oswann
09-27-2007, 07:15 PM
That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!
This doesn't surprise me either.
Os.
scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 07:15 PM
*takes a seat beside seun on the I don't give a shit bench*
oswann
09-27-2007, 07:18 PM
*takes a seat beside seun on the I don't give a shit bench*
Still not particulary surprised.
Os.
*takes a seat beside seun on the I don't give a shit bench*
I have one of those benches in my garden...beside our peonies. Lovely bench...and I never have to share it.
I thought so. Maybe you should get out of the house and get a life.
Os.
If you have a problem with me, feel free to PM me or report whatever I've apparently done to a mod. Making snide comments here in public for no good reason is very strange.
oswann
09-27-2007, 07:26 PM
If you have a problem with me, feel free to PM me or report whatever I've apparently done to a mod. Making snide comments here in public for no good reason is very strange.
I found your post in bad taste and said so. I thought that was pretty clear and not really very strange, otherwise I don't know you from a bar of soap and have no problem as such with you.
Os.
brokenfingers
09-27-2007, 07:29 PM
I think Os is trying to say, in a nice way, that he has a giant fanny.
:D
scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 07:30 PM
I think Os is trying to say, in a nice way, that he is a giant fanny.
:D
Now that's just rude.
I found your post in bad taste and said so. I thought that was pretty clear and not really very strange, otherwise I don't know you from a bar of soap and have no problem as such with you.
Os.
Fair enough as long as we're clear I won't delete that post unless asked/instructed to do so by a mod.
billythrilly7th
09-27-2007, 07:56 PM
A Russian woman has given birth to a baby weighing 7.75kg (17.5lbs), more than twice the average newborn weight.
One word: Chernobyl.
scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 07:57 PM
Billy, as always - the voice of reason.
scarletpeaches
09-27-2007, 07:57 PM
Hey...wait a minute...wasn't clock_work9 in Chernobyl a few months back?
dolores haze
09-27-2007, 07:59 PM
Three words: Morphine. IV. STAT.
billythrilly7th
09-27-2007, 07:59 PM
I found your post in bad taste and said so.
Mod,
Can you please move this post to the "I Have a Problem With Over Sensitivity" forum.
Thank you.
:)
oswann
09-27-2007, 08:01 PM
Fair enough as long as we're clear I won't delete that post unless asked/instructed to do so by a mod.
I wouldn't dream of even suggesting the post be banned. I'm not that delicate and I'm glad not everyone has the same tastes as I. You can post whatever you please, and I can react however I want. If my feathers are ruffled it's not the end of the world. Keep on punching.
Os.
oswann
09-27-2007, 08:02 PM
Mod,
Can you please move this post to the "I Have a Problem With Over Sensitivity" forum.
Thank you.
:)
Yeah well, see above.
Os.
Tirjasdyn
09-27-2007, 08:14 PM
A friend of ours had a 12 lb baby. She was sitting up in the viewing area having a smoke by the time we got to the hospital...the baby, not our friend...she doesn't smoke. Baby...got some 'tude comin' out all fully grown and what not.
My nephew was ten pounds at birth. He's a big kid. Funny thing is that he was born almost 2 months early. I don't know if he's the largest premi ever.
And before you ask...yes we are sure on the time...my sister had placenta previa...which basically mean live birth = instant death for her and baby...she started going into labor nearly 4 months early. The doctor gave her a steroid to stop the labor.
I'm postive that's why the baby was so big.
billythrilly7th
09-27-2007, 08:16 PM
I wouldn't dream of even suggesting the post be banned. I'm not that delicate and I'm glad not everyone has the same tastes as I. You can post whatever you please, and I can react however I want. If my feathers are ruffled it's not the end of the world. Keep on punching.
Os.
Fair enough.
Mod,
Let's just go ahead and not move(what was that literally and/or litatarily speaking?...'let's go ahead and not') his post to that other forum.
:)
Good day, AW!
Good day.
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