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davids
08-31-2007, 07:51 PM
This is really totally silly Friday. I have been challenged in a most silly way by a certain lovely lady that I did not know even new I existipated. I will not reveal her challenge for three days. I will fail miserably. I will and have accepted her challenge which is totally and sillilly silly. I CANNOT DO IT! I have also been challenged to write a book which is the genre gay erotica. Life is sick. I am sick. NO! I am completely sick and silly. I am a macho retired warrior. I am tough, unloving, totally rich and self centered and know nothing of gay erotica, yet, have been bombarded by women here to write this and just because of some silly chum I posted on some thread about being nice when critting or not and should we smash people to death when critting and this is a run on sentence so I have alread failed and I am depressed, confusiptated, and totally silly. HELP! Perhaps I should change this to the silly Friday help Dave thread!!!!????

Bmwhtly
08-31-2007, 07:53 PM
*Dons 'Jenna' Mask*

Silly enough?

Azraelsbane
08-31-2007, 08:00 PM
*streaks through the thread* Sillah!

:PartySmil:e2moon::e2paperba

maestrowork
08-31-2007, 08:11 PM
write that gay lobster porn -- its good for your crustacean sole

Azraelsbane
08-31-2007, 08:14 PM
Well, as silly as I would love to be right now... I have to meet my mother for breakfast. I will be back with more silliness later! :D

davids
08-31-2007, 08:21 PM
Thans kids and Ray, I am. Can you believe it I have two chapters done and my voluntary beta reader is telling me she is continually having to take a cold shower! It is so sick. Luv to you all! Oh hell I gotta go change this because of the challenge! Lobsters are not supposed to understand grammar or speak with hyphens!

The_Grand_Duchess
08-31-2007, 08:29 PM
I nominate Mika as official silly Friday music. Isn't it silly that Davids has to speaks like peoples now?

Angelinity
08-31-2007, 08:35 PM
oh dave... this was the only place you could leave your commas at the door and just slipnslide through avalanches of words.... :sigh:

TrainofThought
08-31-2007, 08:35 PM
I am tough, unloving, totally rich and self centered How you doiní? ;)

I declare my spiritís tough
And my sex life kinda rough,
Yet I put my warmth aside,
Searchiní for the perfect bride.

Looking passed many greens
She found my heart isnít mean.
And even though I have selfish ways
She finds me dear, hoping itís a phase.

:e2cheer:to my bad poetry.

davids
08-31-2007, 08:40 PM
How you doiní? ;)

I declare my spiritís tough
And my sex life kinda rough,
Yet I put my warmth aside,
Searchiní for the perfect bride.

Looking passed many greens
She found my heart isnít mean.
And even though I have selfish ways
She finds me dear, hoping itís a phase.

:e2cheer:to my bad poetry.



And to your completely yet utterly sexy bum. Well Train you know I have a thing for derriereys and my poetry is completely silly and most comparable to urine. luv Dave and I love the poem.

davids
08-31-2007, 08:42 PM
I nominate Mika as official silly Friday music. Isn't it silly that Davids has to speaks like peoples now?


NO!!!!

davids
08-31-2007, 08:44 PM
oh dave... this was the only place you could leave your commas at the door and just slipnslide through avalanches of words.... :sigh:


Yes of course lovely Ily. You see I am up to the challenge. It will not last long and I will give up in a flauntipatious rant. You know I am incapable of not slipping and slidding for long. Plus I have no idea about grammar and shit like that. Jenna is so nice. If it had been anyone else I would have asked them politely. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING BRAIN HOLE?

Angelinity
08-31-2007, 08:46 PM
heh :D you doing fine for now!!

some....

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/chocolate-6.jpg

inspiration??

The_Grand_Duchess
08-31-2007, 08:54 PM
hhj y k n m nnbnmnm n j u g h bv gybt g,nj

Love, Fortunata

davids
08-31-2007, 09:18 PM
heh :D you doing fine for now!!

some....

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/chocolate-6.jpg

inspiration??


HOLY SHIT YOU PHOTOGRAPH BEAUTIFULLY-BE RIGHT OVER KID!

davids
08-31-2007, 09:19 PM
hhj y k n m nnbnmnm n j u g h bv gybt g,nj

Love, Fortunata


that is so agrapatilous of you Duchess, and kinda sexy as well!!!! Anybody seen Jenna? Jenna oh Jenna?!?!?!

Azraelsbane
08-31-2007, 10:46 PM
heh :D you doing fine for now!!

some....

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/chocolate-6.jpg

inspiration??

:Jaw: :Trophy:

davids
08-31-2007, 10:54 PM
heh :D you doing fine for now!!

some....

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/chocolate-6.jpg

inspiration??

Let us be inspiricated and keep this photo burning in our loins-or the female counterpart or who gives a shit I am in ogle mode!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
08-31-2007, 11:30 PM
heh :D you doing fine for now!!

some....

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/chocolate-6.jpg

inspiration??

HEY!!!! WHO PUT THE DAMN CAMERA IN MY BEDROOM!!!!!!:rant: Can't a girl have any privacy??

davids
08-31-2007, 11:43 PM
HEY!!!! WHO PUT THE DAMN CAMERA IN MY BEDROOM!!!!!!:rant: Can't a girl have any privacy??

I will be right over!!!!

Kate Thornton
08-31-2007, 11:53 PM
Mmmmm! Chocolate!

davids
08-31-2007, 11:57 PM
Mmmmm! Chocolate!

Hey my favorite Kate how you doin lady? Good to see you!! Got chocky on them there beyenockulars?

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 12:00 AM
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc294/reigningcnd/fishingguy.jpg?t=1188584606 (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)

:roll::ROFL:
From my fingertips to God's ears, I WISH......

ETA (sitting with fingers crossed, chanting, "I hope I didn't screw it up, I hope I didn't screw it up...I've been trying all week to figure out how to post a damned picture, I hope I didn't screw it up...)

Angelinity
09-01-2007, 12:04 AM
abs... did anyone say abs??

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/sorry-1-1.gif


:D

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 12:07 AM
Oh damn!!!! You got your picture to work, with special effects even....

(quietly slips from room, feeling idiotic and unworthy.....)

Angelinity
09-01-2007, 12:33 AM
reigning babes -- yer bein real silly now!! :D

davids
09-01-2007, 12:52 AM
Oh damn!!!! You got your picture to work, with special effects even....

(quietly slips from room, feeling idiotic and unworthy.....)


I got yours lady-but now how many of ya are prepared to go fishing with ME dressed only in waders-huh huh?

Shit it has gone very quiet around here. HMMMM!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 01:16 AM
I got yours lady-but now how many of ya are prepared to go fishing with ME dressed only in waders-huh huh?

Shit it has gone very quiet around here. HMMMM!!!!

Lobster's wear waders?:Jaw: Who woulda thunk it!!!!

Actually, I would jump into a lobster trap with you any time, any day -- without the waders!!!!

ETA: Actually, I probably wouldn't because I am petrified of water, but perhaps we could just get the trap, the chocolate, I'll wear the waders, and we forget all about the water!!

Azraelsbane
09-01-2007, 01:20 AM
RARGH!!!

:e2faint::e2drown::e2beat::e2writer::e2tomato: :e2violin: :e2poke::e2paperba

davids
09-01-2007, 01:22 AM
Lobster's wear waders?:Jaw: Who woulda thunk it!!!!

Actually, I would jump into a lobster trap with you any time, any day -- without the waders!!!!

ETA: Actually, I probably wouldn't because I am petrified of water, but perhaps we could just get the trap, the chocolate, I'll wear the waders, and we forget all about the water!!


Ah shucks you so sweet-anytime babe-I am slow but oh so thorough!!

davids
09-01-2007, 01:23 AM
RARGH!!!

:e2faint::e2drown::e2beat::e2writer::e2tomato: :e2violin: :e2poke::e2paperba



And you young lady are just silly-loveableiscious but thoroughly silly!!!!

Azraelsbane
09-01-2007, 01:26 AM
And you young lady are just silly-loveableiscious but thoroughly silly!!!!

I'm trying to get all the silly out of me. I promised the hubby I'd go with him to temple tonight. I have to be all serious when I meet his rabbi. *sigh* Silly Friday will be short for me.

TrainofThought
09-01-2007, 01:26 AM
I got yours lady-but now how many of ya are prepared to go fishing with ME dressed only in waders-huh huh?

Shit it has gone very quiet around here. HMMMM!!!!davids, as long as there is a chilled bottle of wine in the boat and some food, gotta have food, Iíll go fishing with you dressed only in your waders. :e2fish: I just hope I snag the right fish. ;)

davids
09-01-2007, 01:35 AM
davids, as long as there is a chilled bottle of wine in the boat and some food, gotta have food, Iíll go fishing with you dressed only in your waders. :e2fish: I just hope I snag the right fish. ;)


Hey there is me lovely passion princess-how you doing beautiful sexy bummed creature that ye be? I will bring and give you gladly all that you desire!!! You warm the cockley poos of my old hear you know that? Luv Dave who is being propositioned constantly since I wrote one stinky little paragraph about two dudes doing the do do-it was a joke and I AM NOT GAY!!!! AND BY WOMEN what I luves and am although old and silly I am slow and thorough which is much more silly info than any of you need to read-but my Old fashioned girl brought it up so I aint guiltified-well a bit but just enough for fun!!!!!

Azraelsbane
09-01-2007, 01:40 AM
AND BY WOMEN what I luves and am although old and silly I am slow and thorough

Absolutely nothing wrong with a slow, thorough man. Nothing at all. :e2faint:

davids
09-01-2007, 01:41 AM
Absolutely nothing wrong with a slow, thorough man. Nothing at all. :e2faint:


Obviously a woman with great taste and life experience!!!!

Parkinsonsd
09-01-2007, 01:48 AM
heh :D you doing fine for now!!

some....

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/chocolate-6.jpg

inspiration??

I really didn't have anything to add. Just wanted to bring this back to the top.

The_Grand_Duchess
09-01-2007, 01:48 AM
Absolutely nothing wrong with a slow, thorough man. Nothing at all. :e2faint:

I agree. I could do with one of those right now. . .

Azraelsbane
09-01-2007, 01:50 AM
I agree. I could do with one of those right now. . .

Good luck finding one. Sorry...I'm very possessive of mine. :guns:

The_Grand_Duchess
09-01-2007, 02:01 AM
Good luck finding one. Sorry...I'm very possessive of mine. :guns:

That's one thing the ex did exceptionally well. . . oh well, I'm sure I can find another. Or maybe just someone really trainable.

That's it, I'm getting a shower now.

davids
09-01-2007, 02:04 AM
That's one thing the ex did exceptionally well. . . oh well, I'm sure I can find another. Or maybe just someone really trainable.

That's it, I'm getting a shower now.


Being gifted didactically is important Duchess-I think you probably are and will enjoy training. It can be quite spectacular they say!!!

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:06 AM
Just jumping in to be silly - sorry, did it in private!

Cath

Azraelsbane
09-01-2007, 02:06 AM
That's one thing the ex did exceptionally well. . . oh well, I'm sure I can find another. Or maybe just someone really trainable.

That's it, I'm getting a shower now.

Training is everything. No one is perfect. And have fun in the shower...LoL.

My husband's workday is too long, and writing makes me horny as hell. Is that normal?

Sorry Davids, guess this isn't all that sillified. ;)

davids
09-01-2007, 02:18 AM
Training is everything. No one is perfect. And have fun in the shower...LoL.

My husband's workday is too long, and writing makes me horny as hell. Is that normal?

Sorry Davids, guess this isn't all that sillified. ;)


Yes completely what is not normal is the other shit-I think I might be unnormal-hmmm-I wonder if----oh never mind-you girls make me happy!!

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:25 AM
Right, I'm sulking, in a really stupid and very silly way. I'm going to bugger off and go and get ignored somewhere else!

Azraelsbane
09-01-2007, 02:30 AM
Right, I'm sulking, in a really stupid and very silly way. I'm going to bugger off and go and get ignored somewhere else!

Woot! A dragon from Bavaria! My husband is from Wien :D We used to fly out of Munich all the time. Cheaper fares. ;)

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:34 AM
Wow, someone actually acknowledges that I exist!! I've been writing comments on various subjects for the past two days and have been completely er, how shall I put this nicely, BLOODY IGNORED!!

Okay, now I've got a bit of confidence back.

You can all go ahead and be silly again :O))

Cheers
Cath

davids
09-01-2007, 02:36 AM
Right, I'm sulking, in a really stupid and very silly way. I'm going to bugger off and go and get ignored somewhere else!


Sei nicht silly-oh better be silly-how you doin girl good to see you. Oh I have been caught up in me silly erotic writing-don't ask it is cornfusicating me. Do not go! Do not sulk. Throw yourself into silly stuff. Post something Germanically silly. Probably have something to do wiff a toilet if I know German humor and I do. You are British. You can take the Michael out of anyone. Forgive us we did not mean to ignoripate you. Give us just one more chance. You will see it is worth it. Oh did I tell you everyone posting here is silly. Hab Ich dir dass gesagt????

Azraelsbane
09-01-2007, 02:37 AM
Wow, someone actually acknowledges that I exist!! I've been writing comments on various subjects for the past two days and have been completely er, how shall I put this nicely, BLOODY IGNORED!!

Okay, now I've got a bit of confidence back.

You can all go ahead and be silly again :O))

Cheers
Cath

LoL. I acknowledge most people exist, but I can't respond to everyone. I'm too busy puffing up Davids ego with bits about feminine promiscuity and so forth. ;) Ugh...time for temple. *cries* I'm askeered of the rabbi.

davids
09-01-2007, 02:38 AM
Wow, someone actually acknowledges that I exist!! I've been writing comments on various subjects for the past two days and have been completely er, how shall I put this nicely, BLOODY IGNORED!!

Okay, now I've got a bit of confidence back.

You can all go ahead and be silly again :O))

Cheers
Cath


See old dear that is better. Who has been ignoripating you? Damned heathens. I know nothing! It is betterer that way. Life is like a bed sit in Clapham South-go figure that silliness out dear-go ahead!!!!

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:39 AM
Jawohl, mein Herr!

Love being silly and in my state, too much wine with dinner and way past my bed time, I can be a stupfiying silly and anyone as long as I get a look in. See - waited 'till Friday like you said gov.

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:40 AM
Definitely too much wine - can't write straight

Azraelsbane
09-01-2007, 02:41 AM
Jawohl, mein Herr!

Love being silly and in my state, too much wine with dinner and way past my bed time, I can be a stupfiying silly and anyone as long as I get a look in. See - waited 'till Friday like you said gov.

Dude! 11pm is past your bedtime? Tsk tsk. More wine!

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:43 AM
I'm drinking from a really small glass so I don't feel so bad about it. Problem is I have to keep filling it up more often!

Angelinity
09-01-2007, 02:44 AM
somebody asked fer bums???

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/untitled-2.jpg

davids
09-01-2007, 02:44 AM
Plus the dude is a lady or is that a generic expressionay?

davids
09-01-2007, 02:46 AM
somebody asked fer bums???

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/untitled-2.jpg


Oh Christ Ily you are freaking killing me-c'mon-help sayeth the bum man-shit that is some fine ass there kiddo!!!! You never answered the questionay regarding your photographic prowess. If you took any of these photes I need you-I have to have you-I need a picture of yer bum!!! Take it easy girl-you know me by now right????

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:46 AM
Nette Ruecken! Hab' ich auch!

davids
09-01-2007, 02:47 AM
Nette Ruecken! Hab' ich auch!

Ladies do not start wid me-I am warning you-do not start!!!! Ich glaube du hast ein geile bum auch!!!! You guys started it-you did you did!!!!

Angelinity
09-01-2007, 02:47 AM
Oh Christ Ily you are freaking killing me-c'mon-help sayeth the bum man-shit that is some fine ass there kiddo!!!! You never answered the questionay regarding your photographic prowess. If you took any of these photes I need you-I have to have you-I need a picture of yer bum!!! Take it easy girl-you know me by now right????

ahem :D helpin ya with yer erotica any, hmmm....??

The_Grand_Duchess
09-01-2007, 02:48 AM
Wow, someone actually acknowledges that I exist!! I've been writing comments on various subjects for the past two days and have been completely er, how shall I put this nicely, BLOODY IGNORED!!

Okay, now I've got a bit of confidence back.

You can all go ahead and be silly again :O))

Cheers
Cath

You're not ignoreded! We love you. . . probably. . . maybe. I don't know. It's up for discussion. Have you checked your rep points yet? Perhaps someone sent you some rep love and you just don't know it. :)

Speaking of love, I don't think you proclaimed your undying devotion to me yet this friday Davids. Oh and I stopped by your SYWE thread. Your boys are lovely :)

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:49 AM
Thank god - someone's mentioned rep points - where the hell do I look??? Not that I have any, being unworthy and all that...

davids
09-01-2007, 02:50 AM
You're not ignoreded! We love you. . . probably. . . maybe. I don't know. It's up for discussion. Have you checked your rep points yet? Perhaps someone sent you some rep love and you just don't know it. :)

Speaking of love, I don't think you proclaimed your undying devotion to me yet this friday Davids. Oh and I stopped by your SYWE thread. You're boys are lovely :)


Thanks and I love you so much I wanna do your body with what ever you want------thanks darlin' but does it belong in that forum? By the way I want to make love to you all! You guys started this all-it is your fault I am silly and helpless and thorough and very slow when necessary!!!! Help me somebody help me!!!!!

Oh and eight hits on David and Jacob so far and no comment-what the hell is it shit or sumpin'?

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:53 AM
Davids - being new here I don't know the answer to the following - are you a dirty old man or a pre-pubescent teenager?

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:56 AM
Ladies do not start wid me-I am warning you-do not start!!!! Ich glaube du hast ein geile bum auch!!!! You guys started it-you did you did!!!!

Ich habe RŁcken gesagt, bum nicht!

Angelinity
09-01-2007, 02:57 AM
alrighty then... toinin down zee heat index....

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q290/milly2512/Pics/Funny%20pictures/ththSexyGuy.gif

The_Grand_Duchess
09-01-2007, 02:57 AM
Davids - being new here I don't know the answer to the following - are you a dirty old man or a pre-pubescent teenager?

A little bit of both, baby!

Rep point, just click on User CP up top. it's the first page. You may have to drop the menu down when you get there.

Katol
09-01-2007, 02:59 AM
God, I've just come over all sloppy - I've got two rep points - cheers guys :O))

Katol
09-01-2007, 03:06 AM
If I knew how to attach I'd show you my back, but I don't so I wont.

The_Grand_Duchess
09-01-2007, 03:07 AM
God, I've just come over all sloppy - I've got two rep points - cheers guys :O))

That sounds dirty. . . was it?

Katol
09-01-2007, 03:11 AM
Yes, but I cleaned up after myself ma'am!

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 03:11 AM
somebody asked fer bums???

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/untitled-2.jpg

OK!!! THAT'S TWICE TODAY!!! Where is that damn camera? The security guy told me it was just a motion sensor that he was putting in my room....

ETA: How do you like the cityscape background wallpaper I have in my room. I just put it up!!

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 03:15 AM
Thank god - someone's mentioned rep points - where the hell do I look??? Not that I have any, being unworthy and all that...
I sent you a rep point on how to find them:D

Katol
09-01-2007, 03:16 AM
Are we talking real life person on this thread or a piccie from a mag? Hope it's the latter or I'm certainly gonna get complexes.

Katol
09-01-2007, 03:17 AM
It's RAINING rep points!! I'm having a wail (or is that whale) of a time :O))

davids
09-01-2007, 03:36 AM
It's RAINING rep points!! I'm having a wail (or is that whale) of a time :O))

I be older'n dirt!!!! With a silly prepubescant mind!!!! I do not care back or not-I demand a look at yer bum-JUST KIDDING-I have an elderly prepucescical bum fetish thingy going. It is the fault entirely of Ily Miss Scarlet-raining the duckchess and now you!!!!!!

davids
09-01-2007, 03:37 AM
I be older'n dirt!!!! With a silly prepubescant mind!!!! I do not care back or not-I demand a look at yer bum-JUST KIDDING-I have an elderly prepucescical bum fetish thingy going. It is the fault entirely of Ily Miss Scarlet-raining the duckchess and now you!!!!!!


oh and do not forget what the Nun said to the priest while sharing the bed sit in Clapham South!!!!

Katol
09-01-2007, 03:38 AM
I will NEVER forget that - it's etched in my errr memory for all eternity and a bit more.

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 03:40 AM
It's RAINING rep points!! I'm having a wail (or is that whale) of a time :O))
So start sharing -- spread some joy around!!!! click on the little squiggly-do thing beside the little green light thingy under your avatar!!! It's fun, and its free!!! Just remember to rep Davids lots because we don't want him to forget Silly Fridays

davids
09-01-2007, 03:42 AM
I will NEVER forget that - it's etched in my errr memory for all eternity and a bit more.


See-now you are gettin' really silly-aint it just granipatious?

davids
09-01-2007, 03:43 AM
So start sharing -- spread some joy around!!!! click on the little squiggly-do thing beside the little green light thingy under your avatar!!! It's fun, and its free!!! Just remember to rep Davids lots because we don't want him to forget Silly Fridays

yup and like I said do not under any circumcision forget what the nun said to the priest while sharing the bed sit in Clapham South!!

What not even a damned giggle girl-c'mon now-gigglipate a bit would cha?

Katol
09-01-2007, 03:44 AM
That's just the word I was looking for - but couldn't spell it - bloody terrible at spelling (oops, am I allowed to say bloody, as a brit, it's a bit like "hello" for me).

Angelinity
09-01-2007, 03:44 AM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/GJ.gif

feast away... or get silly :D

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 03:48 AM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/GJ.gif

feast away... or get silly :D

Okay, you're really starting to get up my nose!!! Can I have no privacy at all around here???? You will have Lobster-Man totally out of control if you keep doing that, and I don't know how much longer I can fight him off!

davids
09-01-2007, 03:50 AM
Ily you want me dead I just know it I do-if you are not careful you is gonna be in a world of joyful hurt!!!! Shit look at that ass-look at the little gap-if that aint the damndest horniest thing I seed in a long time just call me Homer and bury me on the damned lone prairie next to Pinky's and I-er-um-this pain in my chest from that twirly bum photo do you think? Oh hell what a way to die-it is your fault Ily your fault-you makin me nuts-ified!!!!

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 03:51 AM
'Dr. Ames to the emergency STAT'!! David needs some mouth to mouth!!!! And it's all Angelinity's fault!!!!

davids
09-01-2007, 03:51 AM
Okay, you're really starting to get up my nose!!! Can I have no privacy at all around here???? You will have Lobster-Man totally out of control if you keep doing that, and I don't know how much longer I can fight him off!

Hold on girl I'm a cummin!!!! Or would that just be hard breath-at my age it is hard to tell but something is firming up-hmmmm!!!????

Katol
09-01-2007, 03:51 AM
Nowadays it's mouth to nose - any takers?

Little Red Barn
09-01-2007, 03:53 AM
Happy Silly Friday Dave--going out for chocolate, shall I bring you back some--luv? ;)

Angelinity
09-01-2007, 03:53 AM
heheheh davids gonna write some erotica today -- he betterer!!! :D

davids
09-01-2007, 03:54 AM
Nowadays it's mouth to nose - any takers?

I'm in fer a quarter!!!! Or whatever you want I am off the deep end here as the only man hanging around with a bunch of geil women who just wanna tortchurate an old and beautifully slow when necessary old fart!!!!

Katol
09-01-2007, 03:56 AM
I'm in fer a quarter!!!! Or whatever you want I am off the deep end here as the only man hanging around with a bunch of geil women who just wanna tortchurate an old and beautifully slow when necessary old fart!!!!


Are you saying you're necessarily slow - is that, like medical?

davids
09-01-2007, 04:02 AM
Are you saying you're necessarily slow - is that, like medical?


What I am saying is that I am as slow as required in given situations-hint hint nod's as good as a wink to a blind nubile nymphette

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 04:03 AM
Ily you want me dead I just know it I do-if you are not careful you is gonna be in a world of joyful hurt!!!! Shit look at that ass-look at the little gap-if that aint the damndest horniest thing I seed in a long time just call me Homer and bury me on the damned lone prairie next to Pinky's and I-er-um-this pain in my chest from that twirly bum photo do you think? Oh hell what a way to die-it is your fault Ily your fault-you makin me nuts-ified!!!!
Ladies, I think Lobster-Man needs some intensive care. Maybe if we all work together, slow and gentle, caressing and massaging, a little bit of oil, perhaps a titch of warm, melting butter... nurses' uniforms optional, of course.

davids
09-01-2007, 04:05 AM
Ladies, I think Lobster-Man needs some intensive care. Maybe if we all work together, slow and gentle, caressing and massaging, a little bit of oil, perhaps a titch of warm, melting butter... nurses' uniforms optional, of course.


Christ dear-now you are gonna kill me with a nurses uniform-stockings-garter belt and crotchless silken undies-you guys are killin me-HELP!!!! I'll be back in a minute or two I gotta go get a strong drink-in the meantime you kids can entertainify yourselves!!! Well yer killin me so gimme a break see you in a minute or two and I can de heat myself and have a few hooters-Shit there you go-now you guys got me on damned hooters. Not bad enough the bums but now the hooters-HELP!!!!

Katol
09-01-2007, 04:11 AM
Ladies, I think Lobster-Man needs some intensive care. Maybe if we all work together, slow and gentle, caressing and massaging, a little bit of oil, perhaps a titch of warm, melting butter... nurses' uniforms optional, of course.

Don't have a nurses uniform but do have a full surgical kit - will that do, or is it overkill?

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 04:13 AM
Christ dear-now you are gonna kill me with a nurses uniform-stockings-garter belt and crotchless silken undies-you guys are killin me-HELP!!!! I'll be back in a minute or two I gotta go get a strong drink-in the meantime you kids can entertainify yourselves!!! Well yer killin me so gimme a break see you in a minute or two and I can de heat myself and have a few hooters-Shit there you go-now you guys got me on damned hooters. Not bad enough the bums but now the hooters-HELP!!!!
Oh, oh, oh, hooters! (Waving arms in the air like Horseshack). We had a pair of them here last night -- ginormous ones, and really really fluffy!!! I had to get the weiner dogs in really quick, before they got attacked -- ravaged and riped apart. My son thought they were Barn Hooters, but I swear they were Great Horned Hooters -- they had little fluffy ears sticking straight up in the air.:D

reigningcatsndogs
09-01-2007, 04:14 AM
Christ dear-now you are gonna kill me with a nurses uniform-stockings-garter belt and crotchless silken undies-you guys are killin me-HELP!!!! I'll be back in a minute or two I gotta go get a strong drink-in the meantime you kids can entertainify yourselves!!! Well yer killin me so gimme a break see you in a minute or two and I can de heat myself and have a few hooters-Shit there you go-now you guys got me on damned hooters. Not bad enough the bums but now the hooters-HELP!!!!
And hoo said anything about crotchless undies? Were you ladies planning on wearing any, cause I just assumed.....

ETA: Oops, sorry to be channellig the damn owl still, and I had to correct wording because 'guys' just seemed somehow wrong.

davids
09-01-2007, 04:23 AM
And hoo said anything about crotchless undies? Were you ladies planning on wearing any, cause I just assumed.....

ETA: Oops, sorry to be channellig the damn owl still, and I had to correct wording because 'guys' just seemed somehow wrong.


Christ I knew I should have got a bigger drink-and you little British hotty a surgical kit will do nicely-after all I am about to cut my damned throat!!!!

Katol
09-01-2007, 04:28 AM
Sorry, only got the greens - no actual instruments!

davids
09-01-2007, 04:30 AM
Sorry, only got the greens - no actual instruments!


S'alright cum along anywho! I have to write correcterer now and with no hyphens as Jenna the trouble maker may be along at any minute!!!!

Katol
09-01-2007, 04:35 AM
Read about that - didn't manage it hey? Wasn't that what the Clapham South thing was all about (the not managing it thing I mean, not the punctuation thing which would have been kind of silly given that the parson didn't know where Punctuation was)?

Anyway - really late, gotta go. Silly Friday was er, silly!

See you around (hopefully unignored from now on)

Cath

davids
09-01-2007, 04:40 AM
Nope-Night night. Don't get yer knickers in a knot dear!

Katol
09-01-2007, 04:41 AM
What Knickers?

See ya

davids
09-01-2007, 04:44 AM
You know the ones you wear on your head when hubby is hunting. Night night!