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RumpleTumbler
07-02-2007, 05:35 PM
NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.

Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.

The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.

A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'

Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/01/vampire.peacock.ap/index.html

tourdeforce
07-02-2007, 05:41 PM
Rule # 1: You don't sit on the hood of a person's car in Staten Island.

AnneMarble
07-02-2007, 05:48 PM
This story is more popular than I thought. There are (I think) two other threads on this story. :D I never knew vampire peacocks had so many supporters.

Soccer Mom
07-02-2007, 05:49 PM
Free the vampire peacocks!

caw. (welcome back, blacbird)

Ziljon
07-02-2007, 06:21 PM
Imagine if someone quickly made a movie: The Vampire Peacocks of Staten Island are Loose! And then billboards with that title were posted all around Staten Island, and then that crazy vampire-peacock-killing man saw those posters . . .

RumpleTumbler
07-02-2007, 06:23 PM
If you lived on Staten Island you wouldn't want your child going as a peacock this Halloween I'm guessing.

dclary
07-02-2007, 08:42 PM
Imagine if someone quickly made a movie: The Vampire Peacock's of Staten Island are Loose! And then billboards with that title were posted all around Staten Island, and then that crazy vampire-peacock-killing man saw those posters . . .

And then someone who knew anything about not putting apostrophes in random plural words saw those posters....

AnneMarble
07-03-2007, 01:00 AM
And then someone who knew anything about not putting apostrophes in random plural words saw those posters....

Sadly, I can just imagine people marching about with signs saying:
Down with Incorrect Use of Apostrophe's

:roll:

Bartholomew
07-03-2007, 03:48 AM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1443175

o.o

RumpleTumbler
07-03-2007, 05:18 PM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1443175

o.o

Does that mean you like that one better?