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aruna
06-22-2007, 12:47 PM
I have nightmares about this happening.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/france/story/0,,2108756,00.html

It's every urban writer's dream: setting up in a stone cottage in rural France and describing life among the local eccentrics. But when the natives take umbrage at their literary personas and turn violent, things can go terribly wrong.

Five farmers from the Auvergne countryside appeared in court yesterday for attacking the writer Pierre Jourde over his novel inspired by their tiny village.

Incensed by Jourde's depictions of heavy drinking, adultery, intermarriage, filthy homes and accidents with farm machinery, some locals say the novelist will never be forgiven. But Paris's literary elite is horrified by the tale of an acclaimed writer "attacked by his own characters".

MajorDrums
06-22-2007, 01:15 PM
:eek: Oh no!

Unlisted phone number? Check.

Nom de Plume? Check.

Rottweiler guard dog(s)? Check.

Shooting Range membership renewal? Check.:guns:

Wigs, colored contact lenses, and plastic surgeon on stand-by? Double-check.

Wow, that's nuts.

Plot Device
06-23-2007, 02:15 AM
Talk about free publicity! Whatever his novel is about, and no matter how badly written it might be, it'll not only get accepted by a publisher, but it'll sell, baby! Sell! Sell! Sell!

Nightmare??

Pfft!

This is a dream come true!

dclary
06-23-2007, 02:33 AM
French farmers upset at being stereotyped with heavy drinking, adultery, intermarriage, filthy homes, and accidents with farm machinery?

If "le chaussure allers..."

Soccer Mom
06-23-2007, 05:35 AM
Oh crap. I'm writing a novel about a werewolf. :(


I hope this isn't a new trend.

aruna
06-23-2007, 08:28 AM
Talk about free publicity! Whatever his novel is about, and no matter how badly written it might be, it'll not only get accepted by a publisher, but it'll sell, baby! Sell! Sell! Sell!

Nightmare??

Pfft!

This is a dream come true!


Well, the book is already published so he's not looking for a publisher. But you're right, now it will certainly sell.

oswann
06-23-2007, 05:09 PM
The village is up in the hills somewhere where the churches bury far more people than they baptise and the attitudes of some date back to around the 16th century.


If "le chaussure allers..."

BTW this isn't even close to being French.

Os.