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dclary
06-14-2007, 01:50 AM
Hey guys, if you needed a reason to enlist and fight evil jihadism... HOLY COW DO I HAVE IT!!!!!


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/06/13/iran.porn.ap/
Uncarved
06-14-2007, 01:53 AM
I'm sure many men will "rise to the occasion"..
be stiff with vim and vigor?
come to full attention?

there's just sooooo many and soooo little time to do them all.
alleycat
06-14-2007, 02:00 AM
Well, they should execute those people who create that creepy porn music.
Parkinsonsd
06-14-2007, 02:26 AM
That creepy porn music has been the background music for my most intimate personal moments.

Yeah, I probably said more there than I should have.
Uncarved
06-14-2007, 02:28 AM
and Mr Fisty never complains about that music does he Parkinsonsd? :) :D
alleycat
06-14-2007, 02:28 AM
That creepy porn music has been the background music for my most intimate personal moments.

I'm going to be nice and not ask if you were with someone or alone.

;-)
Uncarved
06-14-2007, 02:29 AM
now see? I wasn't nice at all. In fact, I didn't even have to ASK to know the answer to that one.
Parkinsonsd
06-14-2007, 02:29 AM
I'm going to be nice and not ask if you were with someone or alone.

;-)

I appreciate it.

now see? I wasn't nice at all. In fact, I didn't even have to ASK to know the answer to that one.

No, you weren't nice. But I'm ok with that. I still love myself.

Oh, that came out wrong too.
Uncarved
06-14-2007, 02:32 AM
Pffffft.
See? He just ignores me alltogether.


Edited because HE edited HIS post and made THIS post look dumbass. Sigh.
alleycat
06-14-2007, 02:35 AM
Pffffft.
See? He just ignores me alltogether.
Could you put on some creepy porn music? That should get his attention.
Uncarved
06-14-2007, 02:36 AM
It plays in the background of the home movie DVD I sent him... Sigh, don't tell me I have to load the DVD player too.... Man, can't he do anything for himself? Oh wait, righhhhhhhht
Parkinsonsd
06-14-2007, 02:41 AM
Sorry, got distracted. Darn this free internet porn!
Uncarved
06-14-2007, 02:42 AM
and look, he gets distracted by shiny things too.
My, he's a keeper.
robeiae
06-14-2007, 02:44 AM
Sorry, got distracted. Darn this free internet porn!
Googling Zahra Amir Ebrahimi (http://www.tgcom.mediaset.it/bin/468.$plit/orig_C_0_fotogallery_2312_listaorizzontale_foto_0_ fotoorizzontale.jpg), were you? Damn, looka those...those...those...eyelids?
tourdeforce
06-14-2007, 05:44 AM
The sad truth is that the entire Middle Eastern conflict could be ended if everyone over their got laid early on and often.

All that uptight, religious-based stress would be gone and things wouldn't seem so urgent and desperate.
SC Harrison
06-14-2007, 06:01 AM
The sad truth is that the entire Middle Eastern conflict could be ended if everyone over their got laid early on and often.

All that uptight, religious-based stress would be gone and things wouldn't seem so urgent and desperate.

Which is probably one of the main reasons radical leaders are dead-set against Western influence. Face it, after having sex it's hard to get excited about anything:

"Hey, wake up. I think the house is on fire."

"Mmmm, really. Which part of the house?"
alleycat
06-14-2007, 02:20 PM
Which is probably one of the main reasons radical leaders are dead-set against Western influence. Face it, after having sex it's hard to get excited about anything:

"Hey, wake up. I think the house is on fire."

"Mmmm, really. Which part of the house?"
Or . ..

Her: "What are you feeling?"
Me: "Sleepy and a little damp."

*slap*
MattW
06-14-2007, 03:37 PM
This from the culture that made the harem popular.

Where have all the Sultans gone?