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Bartholomew
06-06-2007, 10:15 PM
I love the internet so much.

http://gasbandit.batcave.net/randompics/posters/secondamendment.jpg

dclary
06-06-2007, 10:18 PM
There's far more truth to that poster than your snert may realize.

Bartholomew
06-06-2007, 10:24 PM
There's far more truth to that poster than your snert may realize.

The spirit of the second amendment lives on, even if it's illegal for me to be as well-armed as a US marine.

mscelina
06-06-2007, 10:27 PM
Hope that guys isn't smoking a cigarette. Then he'd REALLY be in trouble.

dclary
06-06-2007, 11:20 PM
The spirit of the second amendment lives on, even if it's illegal for me to be as well-armed as a US marine.

There's still hope, Bart. Give the Congress its chance, and soon you guys will be on even footing.

MidnightMuse
06-06-2007, 11:34 PM
even if it's illegal for me to be as well-armed as a US marine.

Who says? I'm sure you could use that thing to hunt deer in Texas.

Heck, I think some guys use tanks to hunt deer in Texas.

CBeasy
06-06-2007, 11:56 PM
I'm about as left-wing as it gets, but I loves me some Second Amendment!

kristie911
06-07-2007, 12:39 AM
HA! I love it! :D

~Kristie, off to find that shirt in her size

Bartholomew
06-07-2007, 01:27 AM
The kind of weapons *I* want to possess would reduce most deer to piles of well-done slag. Deer hunting? Psh. I want to create and study asteroid craters.

dclary
06-07-2007, 01:33 AM
Don't say I never linked (http://www.gogglemarks.net/index.php?action=display&tag=nerfrifle)you anywhere, Bart. And don't tell Homeland Security I sent ya' there...

Bartholomew
06-07-2007, 09:16 AM
Don't say I never linked (http://www.gogglemarks.net/index.php?action=display&tag=nerfrifle)you anywhere, Bart. And don't tell Homeland Security I sent ya' there...

What? It can pierce cardboard? Ahh, yes, neighborhood cats shall soon fear me.

Foinah
06-07-2007, 09:54 AM
What? It can pierce cardboard? Ahh, yes, neighborhood cats shall soon fear me.

BOO!! HISS!!! NASTY! Leave the kitties alone and you can come and play with my arsenal. I'm a big second amendment fan, too. Well-oiled boom sticks that warm my heart!

Only bullies (and serial killers in training) pick on defenseless house pets. Can't be a bully and a buddhist at the same time (at least not very well.)...

DeborahM
06-07-2007, 09:59 AM
Who says? I'm sure you could use that thing to hunt deer in Texas.

Heck, I think some guys use tanks to hunt deer in Texas.

LBJ loved to drive around his ranch/reserve in his Cadillac with the long horns on the front to hunt.

Bartholomew
06-07-2007, 03:41 PM
Leave the kitties alone and you can come and play with my arsenal.

You call them Kitties.

I call them well-trained espionage cats trying to tap into my secret databases and expose me to our Orwellian government.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-07-2007, 03:45 PM
I'd be more impressed if 'defense' were spelled correctly. ;)

Bartholomew
06-07-2007, 04:26 PM
I'd be more impressed if 'defense' were spelled correctly. ;)

The dictionary has a listing for Defence and Defense both.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-07-2007, 06:20 PM
Well, I'll be damned! Slap me nekkid and hide m' clothes! :)

Bartholomew
06-07-2007, 06:25 PM
Well, I'll be damned! Slap me nekkid and hide m' clothes! :)

As you wish, mistress.

*Drags Ol' Fashioned Girl into the x-rated tent.*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-07-2007, 06:27 PM
Woohoo! I've never had so much fun with the Second Amendment before!

Bartholomew
06-07-2007, 06:29 PM
Woohoo! I've never had so much fun with the Second Amendment before!

My gun is always loaded for you, baby.

Mac is gonna find this and flay me.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-07-2007, 06:37 PM
I'll try to protect you... Mac's kinda tough, but surely the two of us can prevail.

Unless she brings in the other mods to help her...

Dawno
06-07-2007, 07:07 PM
Someone call a mod? :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-07-2007, 07:15 PM
No, no! No one here, Dawno! Everything's fine. Everything's cool. No problems here! Thanks for checking on us, though! Yeah! I think they may need one over in TIO, though. Yeah. TIO. That's where. Right! Bye!

Dawno
06-07-2007, 07:24 PM
You want me to move this thread to TIO? Sure...

jvc
06-07-2007, 07:49 PM
I only came in to hold the video camera. Give it a few hours and OFG and Bart will be on youtube :D .

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-07-2007, 08:01 PM
Uh... Bart? Is this tent secure?

Why? Well... uh... don't you feel like we're being... uh... watched?

AceTachyon
06-07-2007, 08:15 PM
I only came in to hold the video camera. Give it a few hours and OFG and Bart will be on youtube :D .

Is that video up yet?


:tongue

As for the OP: niiiiice.

AceTachyon
06-07-2007, 08:19 PM
I'm about as left-wing as it gets, but I loves me some Second Amendment!

Hear! Hear!

We need more of that going around.

benbradley
06-07-2007, 08:37 PM
You want me to move this thread to TIO? Sure...

I was about to start a pool for the exact time of day it gets moved to TIO. What's a good prize for the winner, maybe that shirt in the pic?

Dawno
06-07-2007, 09:15 PM
Uh... Bart? Is this tent secure?

Why? Well... uh... don't you feel like we're being... uh... watched?

:e2steer:


:eek:


:e2thud:

Writer2011
06-07-2007, 09:22 PM
What's a SNERT? Is that some acronym for those who are lazy to write things out?

Bartholomew
08-03-2007, 04:29 PM
What's a SNERT? Is that some acronym for those who are lazy to write things out?

A snert is a laugh that has been mostly suppressed, with the rest escaping through the nasal passages.