The S on Superman's chest stands for

[whistlelock]

Serbia apparently. They found a mineral with almost the same compond as kryptonite (http://www.smh.com.au/news/business/rio-finds-supermans-nemesis-in-serbia/2007/04/25/1177459787767.html).

[Joe270]

I thought the S was for Spandex.

[Bravo]

this really can't be a coincidence.

at least we know how to stop him if in fact, he's in the hands of non-americans.

[SC Harrison]

I thought the S was for Spandex.

Actually, it stands for "Straight", which was a knee-jerk reaction to some of the comments directed at him when he first made a public appearance in his fancy outfit.

[Joe270]

SC's got the answer! That's it.

[MattW]

If the scarlet letter A was for adultery, the S has to be for Sodomy.

[davids]

Doesn't the S stand for big guy with muscles to be cracked-cooked blue and served with a light sprinkle of garlic?

[Joe270]

Sphincter?

[III]

It stands for Superman. Everyone is dumb but me.

[SC Harrison]

It stands for Superman.

That's kind of a bold claim, if you think about it.

He should have started out with something like "Sufficientman" or even "Sensationalman", but to jump right to "Super" makes me think it should be "Self-importantman".

[sunna]

Anyone seen that Far Side cartoon where Lois is stitching "upid" onto his outfit?

[Joe270]

I am Mediocre Man, able to climb small outdoor sheds with a ladder . . .