Sentence game

Here's the rules:

Try to make sentences as long and wild as you can (try to keep it semi-clean) by adding words to the previous poster's.

Each person is only allowed to add 1 or 2 words to the previous sentence.

The person to finish the sentence needs to include the period and start the first two words of a new sentence. I'll start.


That man

That man with a purple

Security noticed that man with the purple shoe went clownishly into the ladie's lingere section briefly, red nosed and obviously seriously inebriated, skipping gleefully while adjusting the zipper

Late last night, security noticed that man with the purple shoe went clownishly into the ladie's lingere section briefly, red nosed and obviously seriously inebriated, skipping gleefully while adjusting the zippered nose guard canted downward like a ski slope for Cerano de Bergerac. Lust left everyone present. Security announced cross-dressing clowns weren't allowed to dance after hours unless they