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clockwork
04-01-2007, 09:31 PM
My fellow AWers. It has become clear that the armies of Phentermine have regrouped and grown strong in our indifference. At approximately 5:48PM GMT this evening, the peace and inanity of the AW forum was grossly and mercilessly assaulted by a coordinated spam spit-take of phentermine-flavoured hell.

I urge all AWers to band together in this difficult time. Continue as normal - allow the professionals to do their jobs. They have drilled at SPAM-AWare boot camp for just this kind of scenario. Store bottled water and shotgun shells. Close all windows and doors. Do not drink out of the toilet.

This crisis will pass and we will grow stronger and more unified as a result. May God have mercy on us all.

End communication.

William Haskins
04-01-2007, 09:32 PM
i say it's the mods.

PeeDee
04-01-2007, 09:33 PM
Man, I don't know who did that but they went a little bit overboard. Posting under three different names, in EVERY forum. Good god. I really like the PHENTERMINE jokes we've made in the past, but that was pushing it...they could have just resurrected and spammed the old Phentermine thread instead.

Haggis
04-01-2007, 09:33 PM
PHENTERMINE

Rolling Thunder
04-01-2007, 09:33 PM
I saw that too! Horrible....simply horrible. :cry:

clockwork
04-01-2007, 09:36 PM
i say it's the mods.

It's too early in the crisis for conspiracy theories, Haskins. Try to wait at least a year before editing together blurry freeze-frame montages of the event on youtube under the banner heading, "AW Is Lying - The Truth About 1/4/07!!!!"

maestrowork
04-01-2007, 09:37 PM
i say it's the mauds.

William Haskins
04-01-2007, 09:38 PM
It's too early in the crisis for conspiracy theories, Haskins. Try to wait at least a year before editing together blurry freeze-frame montages of the event on youtube under the banner heading, "AW Is Lying - The Truth About 1/4/07!!!!"

keep drinking the kool aid...

brokenfingers
04-01-2007, 09:41 PM
keep drinking the kool aid...Haskins,

Report to the Office.

ASAP.

William Haskins
04-01-2007, 09:43 PM
you'll molest me again.

brokenfingers
04-01-2007, 09:44 PM
you'll molest me again.You didn't complain come promotion time, now did you?

maestrowork
04-01-2007, 09:44 PM
you liked it.

clockwork
04-01-2007, 09:48 PM
keep drinking the kool aid...

On April Fool's Day, Kool-Aid is the only liquid that isn't poisoned/tabbed up.

Carrie in PA
04-02-2007, 02:22 AM
I saw that too! Horrible....simply horrible. :cry:

Agreed. These scoundrels should be rounded up and spanked! Spanked, I tell you!!

TsukiRyoko
04-02-2007, 02:28 AM
Agreed. These scoundrels should be rounded up and spanked! Spanked, I tell you!!
Spanked? I like that idea....

PeeDee
04-02-2007, 02:30 AM
Good! Maybe you can try it in a few years, when you're not a little kid anymore.

DeborahM
04-02-2007, 03:25 AM
Who's getting spanked? :popcorn:

Carrie in PA
04-02-2007, 03:27 AM
Who's getting spanked? :popcorn:

Dibs on RT! :e2brows:

PeeDee
04-02-2007, 03:29 AM
Dibs on RT! :e2brows:

That's fine. WIth him, it's less of a "smack smack smack" sound and more of a "squish squish squish"

Carrie in PA
04-02-2007, 03:30 AM
And you would know this... how??

PeeDee
04-02-2007, 03:33 AM
He's the only person I've ever refunded their five bucks.

Rolling Thunder
04-02-2007, 03:38 AM
He's the only person I've ever refunded their five bucks.

You sure seemed to enjoy slipping it between my butt cheeks. :D

DeborahM
04-02-2007, 03:40 AM
You sure seemed to enjoy slipping it between my butt cheeks. :D

Now we're into slipping it between butt cheeks? :e2photo:

Rolling Thunder
04-02-2007, 03:45 AM
I seem to be Pete's secret passion. I'm just as disturbed about it as you are.

Carrie in PA
04-02-2007, 03:48 AM
I seem to be Pete's secret passion. I'm just as disturbed about it as you are.

If by disturbed, you mean turned on...

TsukiRyoko
04-02-2007, 03:52 AM
Good! Maybe you can try it in a few years, when you're not a little kid anymore.
Oy! *vein pops*

Carrie in PA
04-02-2007, 03:52 AM
*hands Tsuki a tissue*

TsukiRyoko
04-02-2007, 03:58 AM
*hands Tsuki a tissue*
*wipes away blood* Oh, thank you. This always happens, and it's a bitch to get out of the carpet....

Rolling Thunder
04-02-2007, 04:01 AM
If by disturbed, you mean turned on...
Jealous harlot.

Carrie in PA
04-02-2007, 04:04 AM
Jealous (ohgodhowiwantyou!) harlot.


Humpfh. You'll come around. I can read between the lines.

Carrie in PA
04-02-2007, 04:05 AM
*wipes away blood* Oh, thank you. This always happens, and it's a bitch to get out of the carpet....

I'll PM you this great new carpet cleanser I found. Works like a charm. It'll also disolve bodies in under an hour!

TsukiRyoko
04-02-2007, 04:08 AM
I'll PM you this great new carpet cleanser I found. Works like a charm. It'll also disolve bodies in under an hour!
Wow, less than an hour? That's WAY better than the OxyClean.

Kentuk
04-02-2007, 04:36 AM
Let me guess does it start with a 'P'?

Carrie in PA
04-02-2007, 04:38 AM
Let me guess does it start with a 'P'?

:roll: :roll: :roll: