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Celia Cyanide
02-01-2007, 03:57 AM
It had to be done. Have at it.

SpookyWriter
02-01-2007, 04:01 AM
Does Jack know you're available now?

SpookyWriter
02-01-2007, 04:02 AM
Or does he care?

Kate Thornton
02-01-2007, 04:03 AM
I am hurt. Hurt, I tell you!

SpookyWriter
02-01-2007, 04:04 AM
I am hurt. Hurt, I tell you!
Dang woman, we's got something in common. :D

dclary
02-01-2007, 04:16 AM
Once again, Bart wasn't included. Poor kid.

billythrilly7th
02-01-2007, 04:26 AM
If Werencole ends up in the poll, there will be trouble.

Just a warning.

dclary
02-01-2007, 04:29 AM
Billy and I will go AlGore like NO ONE'S business if any funny business happens with this vote, I can assure you that.

billythrilly7th
02-01-2007, 04:29 AM
Due to fear of this thread, I will be abstaining.

Best of luck to all the candidates.

billythrilly7th
02-01-2007, 04:30 AM
Billy and I will go AlGore like NO ONE'S business if any funny business happens with this vote, I can assure you that.

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/angry_gore_1.jpg

"Werencoooooole!!"

dahmnait
02-01-2007, 04:31 AM
Can't think of another girl who posts in TIO.:tongue

dpaterso
02-01-2007, 04:54 AM
Thilly Thelia! You forgot to post naked pictures! How else can one decide? Feel free to rectify this situation ASAP.

You also forgot a "None of the above" option...

-Derek

dclary
02-01-2007, 04:55 AM
Is that in case the nudes don't work, Dpat?

Foinah
02-01-2007, 04:56 AM
gee....I don't post in TIO. It's scary and dark in there......

Doesn't my avatar gain me any points :thankyou: ?

The things you gotta do to be popular.

dpaterso
02-01-2007, 05:01 AM
Is that in case the nudes don't work, Dpat?
I'm not going to be forced into voting for some furry rodent when everyone posts their cat and dog pics as a joke, so I wanted a safe option.

-Derek

Bravo
02-01-2007, 05:07 AM
i vote spork.

My-Immortal
02-01-2007, 05:09 AM
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but how is this and the 'date a tio boy' thread different than the Love Battles I used to host a year ago that were thought to be offensive by some and deleted (which did however lead to the ever popular Royalty for a Week thread).

Just curious....

:)

dpaterso
02-01-2007, 05:21 AM
i vote spork.
I'm curious -- where would you take him on a first date? What do you think you would talk about? What would you do if he played "footsie" underneath the table... and took off his shoe and played "sockie" in an intimate place?

-Derek

tourdeforce
02-01-2007, 05:41 AM
Who would be paying on this date?

dclary
02-01-2007, 05:47 AM
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but how is this and the 'date a tio boy' thread different than the Love Battles I used to host a year ago that were thought to be offensive by some and deleted (which did however lead to the ever popular Royalty for a Week thread).

Just curious....

:)

These were posted by popular people. ;)

My-Immortal
02-01-2007, 05:53 AM
These were posted by popular people. ;)

Oh...I see. That obviously must be the difference. Thanks for clearing it up. A popularity contest started by a 'popular' person including 'popular' posters is very different than a popularity contest started by a less popular person including 'popular' posters. You're right -- it is much less 'offensive' that way. Carry on...

;)

Haggis
02-01-2007, 06:12 AM
Love 'em all, but Unique shared a hairball with me once. What can I say?

Jean Marie
02-01-2007, 06:20 AM
Love 'em all, but Unique shared a hairball with me once. What can I say?
Was it pureed, first?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-01-2007, 06:21 AM
::Kack!::

My-Immortal
02-01-2007, 06:24 AM
Look, the fact of the matter is that there is no sensitive way to do something like this. . . .I don't know. It's just entertainment.

I know...that's what I said last year. LOL

JDCrayne
02-01-2007, 06:24 AM
(which did however lead to the ever popular Royalty for a Week thread).

:)


Have you checked out Royalty For A Week lately????

TwentyFour
02-01-2007, 06:28 AM
...Cries...

I'm engaged, not dead!

My-Immortal
02-01-2007, 06:29 AM
Have you checked out Royalty For A Week lately????

Nah...I used to browse from time to time but not lately (but if you read the very first post in that thread you'll see it was inspired by the Love Battles). LOL

Haggis
02-01-2007, 06:29 AM
...Cries...

I'm engaged, not dead!

Shame about SouthernWriter. She was so young. So vibrant. I might have voted for her, had she lived.

TwentyFour
02-01-2007, 06:30 AM
...cries again...even the junkyard dog sees me as potential!

JDCrayne
02-01-2007, 06:31 AM
Shame about SouthernWriter. She was so young. So vibrant. I might have voted for her, had she lived.


Bring her down to The Dead Thread -- we're big on zombies and stray body parts down there.

Haggis
02-01-2007, 06:33 AM
...cries again...even the junkyard dog sees me as potential!

Um...saw. Before you died, that is.

Mom'sWrite
02-01-2007, 06:35 AM
Trish (Stew)?

you people are just gross. Is that a recipe from the Donner party cookbook?

TwentyFour
02-01-2007, 06:36 AM
Wait, how did I die, who killed me? Alright, who's spreading lies about me now?!?!

lol...I'm a zombie...who's that guy I'm holding onto? Is it Haggis?

http://www2.gol.com/users/noman/images/mist11a.jpg

TwentyFour
02-01-2007, 06:38 AM
Trish (Stew)?

you people are just gross. Is that a recipe from the Donner party cookbook?
hehe...that's weird...I like it...

Haggis
02-01-2007, 06:38 AM
Wait, how did I die, who killed me? Alright, who's spreading lies about me now?!?!

lol...I'm a zombie...who's that guy I'm holding onto? Is it Haggis?



Damn . She was right. She was blonde.

TwentyFour
02-01-2007, 06:39 AM
Tastey!

dclary
02-01-2007, 06:41 AM
Shame about SouthernWriter. She was so young. So vibrant. I might have voted for her, had she lived.


Sounds like you in Peedee and Carrie Variety Hour I!

Haggis
02-01-2007, 06:45 AM
Sounds like you in Peedee and Carrie Variety Hour I!

Dammit. You're right I'm plagiarizing again. Someone shoot me.

C.bronco
02-01-2007, 06:46 AM
hmmmpf

TwentyFour
02-01-2007, 06:50 AM
And he called me blonde...

robeiae
02-01-2007, 07:26 AM
Really, this poll is grossly unfair to me.

Trish--of course I have to vote for her. She makes me feel funny.

Mac--the yin to my yang. And the added bonus of steak.

Celia--too young for me and too far out of my league. So I must have her.

Unique--a true friend. Plus, we could talk about Dawno.

Sheryl--clear thinking and clever. And I still have her ball-gag.

How can I choose just one? But if I must choose, NewsRadio it is.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-01-2007, 07:38 AM
lol...I'm a zombie...who's that guy I'm holding onto? Is it Haggis?



I dunno who he is, but he's got HUGE feet.

C.bronco
02-01-2007, 07:56 AM
I feel unappreciated. Where's the Gaffer? Billy? Anyone?

robeiae
02-01-2007, 07:58 AM
I saw Haggis molesting a squirrel behind the woodpile.

kristie911
02-01-2007, 08:06 AM
I'm glad I don't post in TIO. :e2paperba

TwentyFour
02-01-2007, 08:10 AM
I dunno who he is, but he's got HUGE feet.
It's a wonder all the guys didn't claim that foot then! LOL!

Celia Cyanide
02-01-2007, 08:49 AM
Celia--too young for me and too far out of my league. So I must have her.

:ROFL: That's awesome.

Supermods, can we get Kate and Southernwriter up there? This was a rush job. I was leaving work.

I've noticed others, but unless you've expressed concern, I'm gonna assume you're all just breathing a collective sigh of relief for not being on this poll.

TwentyFour
02-01-2007, 08:56 AM
Ah hell, I should have voted for myself and not put up a zombie shot of me and some chunk of hunk's foot...LOL!

JDCrayne
02-01-2007, 09:40 AM
Far be it from me to try to rig the poll, but I strongly suggest that you Take Steps to see that Mac comes out ahead in this one. Remember what happened to DClary and how he got goosed? Do you want to risk your AW future and wind up looking like a muscovy duck during molting season? A word to the wise...

MacAllister
02-01-2007, 11:02 AM
Me? Hell, I voted for Kate!

Tiger
02-01-2007, 11:04 AM
I want the poison pill!

P.H.Delarran
02-01-2007, 11:11 AM
Well now this is the closest to TIO I'd ever dare to step.

Bravo
02-01-2007, 11:19 AM
I hear ya.

Truthfully, I'm angry that I wasn't asked.

But if you asked folks around here last year before posting it, then I guess it's kinda like reality TV. They know what they're in for.

Me? I like a low profile. I don't cotton to Bravo's "who loves me" thead.

BoP it was just for fun.

youre an active poster there, and i consider you a friend, so that's why i put you on the list.

i apologize for not asking you first.

Bmwhtly
02-01-2007, 01:51 PM
Wait a second, I can only pick one?

nope, can't decide.

Stew21
02-01-2007, 02:00 PM
Well I voted for Mac...which is the vote that has her winning.

Mac, you're welcome. I know you want to win this one. ;)

dpaterso
02-01-2007, 02:50 PM
Winner has to perform a dare!

Hey Trish how's the novel going? You written today's 600 words yet?

-Derek

Stew21
02-01-2007, 03:57 PM
not yet. thanks for the kick Derek. I needed it. I'm running out of time.

dclary
02-01-2007, 05:05 PM
Me? Hell, I voted for Kate!

Based on this: I vote Mac and Kate winners, and will pay for them to have a wonderful date together.

Just after I set up all the hidden porn cameras.

Cause... you know... just in case. :D

Kate Thornton
02-01-2007, 06:56 PM
Based on this: I vote Mac and Kate winners, and will pay for them to have a wonderful date together.

Just after I set up all the hidden porn cameras.

Cause... you know... just in case. :D

It would be strange - nice, but strange!

Celia Cyanide
02-01-2007, 08:00 PM
Wow. I am floored that I am ahread of Trish right now. Only by one vote, but I thought she would kick all our asses.

C. Bronco, I just noticed your post. Did you want to be included, too? I'm sure a supermod could arrange it. Again, I'm sorry, I usually use all the possible poll options, but I was in a hurray.

Stew21
02-01-2007, 08:10 PM
gee, Celia, rub it in, why dontcha? ;)

robeiae
02-01-2007, 08:14 PM
Show your kness, Trish.

Bmwhtly
02-01-2007, 08:15 PM
gee, Celia, rub it in, why dontcha? ;)Don't worry Trish, if Jenna posted in TIO more often, you'd all be losers:tongue

Stew21
02-01-2007, 08:16 PM
Show your kness, Trish.

only to you, but you're not paying attention. News Radio is on. I'll wait til a commercial.

Jaycinth
02-01-2007, 09:50 PM
Oh God Unique!!!! marry me! I 've a very naughty butler we can share!!

(If he bores you, I've got a rascal of a stable hand, and the pool boy needs a spanking...)

eldragon
02-01-2007, 09:54 PM
I picked the wrong one. I guess I'm not a phone person anyway. I hate talking to anyone on the phone. I'm not hoping to date any TIO girls, though.

WerenCole
02-01-2007, 11:59 PM
Gotta vote for the Mac Attack. . . . previous favors and all, ya know. Anyway, she is the bestest of the best. . . .





(and jaycinth was not on the poll)

WerenCole
02-02-2007, 12:00 AM
and the pool boy needs a spanking...)



I do not!






. . . yet.

writerterri
02-02-2007, 12:03 AM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_8_216.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS) The pool boy.





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb097&pp=ZSYYYYYYYYUS (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb097_ZSYYYYYYYYUS&utm_id=7925)

writerterri
02-02-2007, 12:05 AM
I voted for Stewie.



Suck wind, Rob.

WerenCole
02-02-2007, 12:09 AM
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/angry_gore_1.jpg

"Werencoooooole!!"



Your a dweeb. . . but I like the picture.:)

robeiae
02-02-2007, 01:20 AM
I voted for Stewie. If you took her out the same night she took me out, things would work out nicely. For me, anyway...

davids
02-02-2007, 01:30 AM
Clawing our way through this-as usual we quit-too many of my favorite beauties here to choose from-and the guys got hairy calves so that lets 'em free to go the other way-not that there is anything wrong with that

Chumplet
02-02-2007, 01:47 AM
I hereby declare myself 'Can't Think of Another Girl'. Besides, I posted on TIO and it was a damn good post, if I must say so myself. And I am saying so... by myself.

The avatar is me last Halloween. Remember Second City Television? Anyone? Gahh.. fuggetaboudit.

davids
02-02-2007, 02:05 AM
Changed my mind-vote for Chumplet-where the hell is Chumlet-very sexy avatar

TwentyFour
02-02-2007, 03:09 AM
hehe...Love the leopard print collar!

Lantern Jack
03-07-2007, 06:15 AM
Does Jack know you're available now?

Jack will be discussing his utter dismay with his TIO Girl over some Earl Gray and soothing speed metal rap when she comes home from her photo shoot. Or maybe he'll just start a spite thread and auction himself off to the OP Girl who coughs up the most green:e2bouncey

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-07-2007, 06:44 AM
Now, now... if there's any auctioning to be done around this joint, I'll do it!

TsukiRyoko
03-07-2007, 06:47 AM
What happened to the stripper who hangs out in the alley behind TIO?