A horse walks into a bar...

engmajor2005

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Every one knows the joke with the worst punch line ever. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?'

Well it struck me the other day that that joke could be quite a big longer if somebody tried. What's the horse's response for one thing?

It would be a good place to start a story.
 

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The horse replies, "It's my hay fever. How can I sow my wild oats with this hay fever?"