Here's some fun synopsis-writing practice, with absolutely no boundaries on the amount of silliness that can be injected into the plot. The more silly it is, the better. Any length or style is acceptable, from a two-paragraph synopsis in the style of a back cover blurb to a multiple-page synopsis with outlined elements included. If you don't want yours critted for grammar and whatnot, make sure to state so in your post so nobody does that. Brainstorm, and get some creative juices flowing as your boundaries of sanity disappear!
Here, I'll start one:
A medieval werewolf knight turned half-immortal CIA secret agent, Ja'aanerlane traveled the world on the strength of his fame as a top wedding planner for the ultra-rich. However, his real mission was always in the back of his mind. He had to constantly keep watch for the sentient alien beavers who had lurked in secret underground lodges for millions of years, waiting for the time when humans developed a computer with no bugs at all.
As Ja'aanerlane knew all too well, that time would soon arrive, and then the beavers would emerge to enslave all of humanity. Unless he wanted his friends to be forever seeking out more obsidian to bolster the lava-dams of the giant beaver lodges, Ja'aanerlane would have to shame those alien beavers into crawling back into their caverns for another million years.
Fortunately, Ja'aanerlane's training as a wedding planner included the only art form that the beavers accepted as a valid dueling tool: ice sculpture. He would have to beat the beaver leaders at what they do best in a sculpture content for the fate of humanity!
Here, I'll start one:
A medieval werewolf knight turned half-immortal CIA secret agent, Ja'aanerlane traveled the world on the strength of his fame as a top wedding planner for the ultra-rich. However, his real mission was always in the back of his mind. He had to constantly keep watch for the sentient alien beavers who had lurked in secret underground lodges for millions of years, waiting for the time when humans developed a computer with no bugs at all.
As Ja'aanerlane knew all too well, that time would soon arrive, and then the beavers would emerge to enslave all of humanity. Unless he wanted his friends to be forever seeking out more obsidian to bolster the lava-dams of the giant beaver lodges, Ja'aanerlane would have to shame those alien beavers into crawling back into their caverns for another million years.
Fortunately, Ja'aanerlane's training as a wedding planner included the only art form that the beavers accepted as a valid dueling tool: ice sculpture. He would have to beat the beaver leaders at what they do best in a sculpture content for the fate of humanity!