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clara bow
11-23-2006, 07:37 AM
I just shook my head:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/lindsay_lohan_shouldnt_be_allo.html

Opty
11-23-2006, 07:40 AM
Ow.

That physically hurt my brain.

Celia Cyanide
11-23-2006, 07:47 AM
If you think that's something look at this:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780060820480&displayonly=CHP&z=y#CHP

Opty
11-23-2006, 07:54 AM
Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly, far, far away...

Bartholomew
11-23-2006, 07:57 AM
If you think that's something look at this:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780060820480&displayonly=CHP&z=y#CHP

Ow ow ow ow ow ow!

MY HEAD!

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robeiae
11-23-2006, 08:00 AM
If you think that's something look at this:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780060820480&displayonly=CHP&z=y#CHP

Hahahahaha! Read the reviews (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780061137334&crvAll=1&crvStart=1&displayonly=CRV&z=y#CRV).

And did Lindsay Lohan actually say I could give her a call if I'm feeling blue?

aadams73
11-23-2006, 03:33 PM
My eyes! My poor bleeding eyes!

J. Weiland
11-23-2006, 05:32 PM
Hahahahaha! Read the reviews (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780061137334&crvAll=1&crvStart=1&displayonly=CRV&z=y#CRV).

And did Lindsay Lohan actually say I could give her a call if I'm feeling blue?

Richie... a role model? :roll:

Unique
11-23-2006, 05:37 PM
"BE ADEQUITE"

Good advice. She should take it.

astonwest
11-23-2006, 06:16 PM
And what would this discussion be without adding in the third Musketeer (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780743266642&displayonly=CHP&z=y#CHP)?
(My favorite part of this excerpt is the "instructions on how to be an heiress")

At least it looks like she could afford an editor...

eldragon
11-23-2006, 07:14 PM
So everyday when you wake up.


Those are words to live by. I'm moved.

TheGaffer
11-25-2006, 03:06 AM
I'm moved.

Something in me moved. I'm not sure what it was.

Julie Worth
11-25-2006, 03:20 AM
I love that Lohan’s earnest thoughts were “self-written”. My thoughts are also self-written, but that’s more a statement of poverty than sincerity.

whistlelock
11-26-2006, 01:03 AM
Isn't it cute when stars try to write their own lines?

Maybe she should have loaded up a MS Word sympathy letter template and tried to work with that first before trying to improv the whole thing?

astonwest
11-26-2006, 01:12 AM
Maybe she thought speech-recognition software would do the job for her...

MattW
11-26-2006, 05:40 AM
I'd find a random word generator more inspiring.

"Cosmic derives safeguard banana cell firmly."

- Mary Kate (not Ashley)

William Haskins
11-27-2006, 05:02 AM
i've never seen a bigger parade of professional jealousy in my life.

TheGaffer
11-27-2006, 07:12 AM
You should check out the "stories of success" page.

astonwest
11-27-2006, 08:21 AM
i've never seen a bigger parade of professional jealousy in my life.You've obviously never seen the message board hosted by a certain Maryland publisher who shall remain nameless here...

BottomlessCup
11-27-2006, 10:21 AM
She can't even afford undergarments, how could she hire an editor?

Cocaine ain't cheap, folks.

Celia Cyanide
11-28-2006, 03:05 AM
i've never seen a bigger parade of professional jealousy in my life.

I'm jealous of Nicole Ritchie's editor. The ones who read my stuff won't let me get away with that.

engmajor2005
11-28-2006, 03:21 AM
I got to the third paragraph and had to stop. I just couldn't take the pain anymore. Lohan really should just stick to looking pretty and acting.

Inkdaub
11-29-2006, 04:10 PM
So I'm glad Lindsee.

Quoted the 12st book.

clara bow
11-30-2006, 02:26 AM
I got to the third paragraph and had to stop. I just couldn't take the pain anymore. Lohan really should just stick to looking pretty and acting.

the more i read, the harder i laughed. but i feel yor pain.

dclary
11-30-2006, 02:57 AM
I don't know what you're all beyotching about. She's WAY hotter than Anne Rice or JKR.

robeiae
11-30-2006, 03:06 AM
i've never seen a bigger parade of professional jealousy in my life.Who you calling a professional?

Celia Cyanide
11-30-2006, 03:37 AM
I'd wondered that myself, Rob. Was it me or Lindsey Lohan? Either way, I take offense. ;)

Julie Worth
12-02-2006, 06:59 PM
Her Blackberry did it!

Lohan Publicist Blames 'Blackberry' For Odd Note (http://www.nbc10.com/entertainment/10433554/detail.html)

aghast
12-02-2006, 11:05 PM
she sent a condolense on a blackberry while shes out clubbing with britney pussy spears?- one more strike against her

badducky
12-03-2006, 12:50 AM
Messages of grief from anyone shouldn't be looked at so harshly.