Can't Lindsay Lohan afford an editor?

[clara bow]

I just shook my head:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/lindsay_lohan_shouldnt_be_allo.html

[Opty]

Ow.

That physically hurt my brain.

[Celia Cyanide]

If you think that's something look at this:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780060820480&displayonly=CHP&z=y#CHP

[Opty]

Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly, far, far away...

[Bartholomew]

If you think that's something look at this:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780060820480&displayonly=CHP&z=y#CHP

Ow ow ow ow ow ow!

MY HEAD!

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[robeiae]

If you think that's something look at this:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780060820480&displayonly=CHP&z=y#CHP

Hahahahaha! Read the reviews (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780061137334&crvAll=1&crvStart=1&displayonly=CRV&z=y#CRV).

And did Lindsay Lohan actually say I could give her a call if I'm feeling blue?

[aadams73]

My eyes! My poor bleeding eyes!

[J. Weiland]

Hahahahaha! Read the reviews (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780061137334&crvAll=1&crvStart=1&displayonly=CRV&z=y#CRV).

And did Lindsay Lohan actually say I could give her a call if I'm feeling blue?

Richie... a role model? :roll:

[Unique]

"BE ADEQUITE"

Good advice. She should take it.

[astonwest]

And what would this discussion be without adding in the third Musketeer (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780743266642&displayonly=CHP&z=y#CHP)?
(My favorite part of this excerpt is the "instructions on how to be an heiress")

At least it looks like she could afford an editor...

[eldragon]

So everyday when you wake up.


Those are words to live by. I'm moved.

[TheGaffer]

I'm moved.

Something in me moved. I'm not sure what it was.

[Julie Worth]

I love that Lohan’s earnest thoughts were “self-written”. My thoughts are also self-written, but that’s more a statement of poverty than sincerity.

[whistlelock]

Isn't it cute when stars try to write their own lines?

Maybe she should have loaded up a MS Word sympathy letter template and tried to work with that first before trying to improv the whole thing?

[astonwest]

Maybe she thought speech-recognition software would do the job for her...

[MattW]

I'd find a random word generator more inspiring.

"Cosmic derives safeguard banana cell firmly."

- Mary Kate (not Ashley)

[William Haskins]

i've never seen a bigger parade of professional jealousy in my life.

[TheGaffer]

You should check out the "stories of success" page.

[astonwest]

i've never seen a bigger parade of professional jealousy in my life.You've obviously never seen the message board hosted by a certain Maryland publisher who shall remain nameless here...

[BottomlessCup]

She can't even afford undergarments, how could she hire an editor?

Cocaine ain't cheap, folks.

[Celia Cyanide]

i've never seen a bigger parade of professional jealousy in my life.

I'm jealous of Nicole Ritchie's editor. The ones who read my stuff won't let me get away with that.

[engmajor2005]

I got to the third paragraph and had to stop. I just couldn't take the pain anymore. Lohan really should just stick to looking pretty and acting.

[Inkdaub]

So I'm glad Lindsee.

Quoted the 12st book.

[clara bow]

I got to the third paragraph and had to stop. I just couldn't take the pain anymore. Lohan really should just stick to looking pretty and acting.

the more i read, the harder i laughed. but i feel yor pain.

[dclary]

I don't know what you're all beyotching about. She's WAY hotter than Anne Rice or JKR.

[robeiae]

i've never seen a bigger parade of professional jealousy in my life.Who you calling a professional?

[Celia Cyanide]

I'd wondered that myself, Rob. Was it me or Lindsey Lohan? Either way, I take offense. ;)

[Julie Worth]

Her Blackberry did it!

Lohan Publicist Blames 'Blackberry' For Odd Note (http://www.nbc10.com/entertainment/10433554/detail.html)

[aghast]

she sent a condolense on a blackberry while shes out clubbing with britney pussy spears?- one more strike against her

[badducky]

Messages of grief from anyone shouldn't be looked at so harshly.