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SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 07:44 AM
I am so tired of watching them on television. But the good news is that tomorrow will be a Democrat controlled House and Senate. Time to party.

Is anyone else watching?

OMG! I just noticed the typo in the subject. It's supposed to be "Election returns". Blame it on Terri...errr...will a mod change this please...before I go limp.

writerterri
11-08-2006, 07:47 AM
What are you watching?

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 07:50 AM
What are you watching?PBS

writerterri
11-08-2006, 07:52 AM
Oh, sure, blame me! Like I'm the family scape goat.


*grin* I voted for Bush. And I'd do it again if I could. :tongue

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 07:54 AM
Oh, sure, blame me! Like I'm the family scape goat.


*grin* I voted for Bush. And I'd do it again if I could. :tongueOh man. Did I miss another presidential election? :cry: I wanted to vote, honest. But the election commission sent a letter to my draft board and said I was unintelligible to vote. Damn commies!

Bravo
11-08-2006, 07:55 AM
*grin* I voted for Bush. And I'd do it again if I could. :tongue

stop.

youre giving dclary and billy simultaneous erections.

writerterri
11-08-2006, 08:00 AM
stop.

youre giving dclary and billy simultaneous erections.


Suffer their future children, who will never be.

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 08:01 AM
Suffer their future children, who will never be.Unless they both visited Mary Mary under the apple tree.

writerterri
11-08-2006, 08:16 AM
Unless they both visited Mary Mary under the apple tree.


Quite Contrary?

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 08:18 AM
Quite Contrary?So this is how your garden is grown.

writerterri
11-08-2006, 08:25 AM
yes, flowers and spice and everything nice.

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 08:29 AM
yes, flowers and spice and everything nice.That would have been my campaign slogan. Yep, vote for me and I'll promise not to let you know when it's bad out there. Just protecting my constituents.

TsukiRyoko
11-08-2006, 08:29 AM
Gotta vote for the up

tiny
11-08-2006, 08:36 AM
I'm sitting here wondering where it went and why is it returning?

Opty
11-08-2006, 08:44 AM
For REAL errection returns...

http://www.health.am/drugstore/drugpics/cialis.gif

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 08:52 AM
I'm sitting here wondering where it went and why is it returning?I was busy watching the elections. Nuff said.

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 08:53 AM
For REAL errection returns...

http://www.health.am/drugstore/drugpics/cialis.gifI imagine the Republicans will be needing many prescriptions in the coming days.

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 08:55 AM
I'm trying to stay up and make sure the Senate is Democrat-controlled. But it's taking so long, and I'm getting sleepy...If you ask DrSpork nicely, he'll give you something to stay up longer. :D

PeeDee
11-08-2006, 09:29 AM
I got lectured by three seperate old women today and one old war veteran fellow of some sort, all of them explaining to me in detail the many reasons why I needed to vote, and whom I should be voting for, and where I could go to vote, and what would my family think if I failed to vote, and so on.

Southern_girl29
11-08-2006, 09:35 AM
I'm trying to stay up and make sure the Senate is Democrat-controlled. But it's taking so long, and I'm getting sleepy...

I've been staying up to see who won between Corker and Ford in Tennessee, and now that Corker has been declared the winner, I think I'll go to bed.

Rachael
11-08-2006, 11:18 AM
Engrish ftw

Bmwhtly
11-08-2006, 12:48 PM
I'm not going to go into politics. Not after what happened with Persi. But I will say this
I voted for Bush. And I'd do it again if I could. :tongue
Thats a turn-off

rhymegirl
11-08-2006, 03:06 PM
*grin* I voted for Bush. And I'd do it again if I could. :tongue

Oh God. Terri, Terri, Terri. Tsk. tsk.

rhymegirl
11-08-2006, 03:15 PM
I just lost that final modicum of respect I had for you, Werri. I feel like I've just been Bushwhacked. Consider yourself slapped!

Yeah. What HE said.

rtilryarms
11-08-2006, 04:54 PM
OMG! I just noticed the typo in the subject............

........... ...will a mod change this please...before I go limp.

No.

It's oddly apropos.

K1P1
11-08-2006, 04:56 PM
So glad you've got it back, Spooky. And always so open about your problems... :D

SpookyWriter
11-08-2006, 09:35 PM
I guess my problems have gone limp since Rumsfield just resigned (so I heard). It's a great day!

writerterri
11-08-2006, 11:16 PM
Bush! Bush! Bush!:wag:

writerterri
11-08-2006, 11:21 PM
I just lost that final modicum of respect I had for you, Werri. I feel like I've just been Bushwhacked. Consider yourself slapped!


You need a sex talk? :D

I can sit you an BMwhtly down and we can go for it?

Ryme can listen in.

Jaycinth
11-08-2006, 11:21 PM
Bush! Bush! Bush!:wag:
Stop shouting...I'll ...shave.

Bartholomew
11-08-2006, 11:58 PM
Bush! Bush! Bush!:wag:

I'm shunning you.

That or I'm mooning you, whichever popped into my head first.

Rolling Thunder
11-09-2006, 12:00 AM
I guess my problems have gone limp since Rumsfield just resigned (so I heard). It's a great day!

Is it true he's coming to work for AW as a super mod?:tongue

SpookyWriter
11-09-2006, 12:21 AM
Is it true he's coming to work for AW as a super mod?:tongueI thought he was already here. :Shrug:

writerterri
11-09-2006, 01:11 AM
Stop shouting...I'll ...shave.

Is it afro season?

writerterri
11-09-2006, 01:16 AM
I'm shunning you.

That or I'm mooning you, whichever popped into my head first.



http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_100.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS) You mean this? I got ya!

rhymegirl
11-09-2006, 03:28 AM
Bush! Bush! Bush!:wag:

YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!!!

SpookyWriter
11-09-2006, 03:30 AM
Just wait for George Teddy Bush III to run for president. I bet Terri will vote for him too!

writerterri
11-09-2006, 07:00 AM
Just wait for George Teddy Bush III to run for president. I bet Terri will vote for him too!


If he's running in the primaries, I will!

SpookyWriter
11-09-2006, 07:07 AM
If he's running in the primaries, I will!I'll make sure you get an early ballot in 2014. Good luck!

writerterri
11-09-2006, 07:11 AM
I'll make sure you get an early ballot in 2014. Good luck!

You don't have anything in the near future? You dork!

CBeasy
11-09-2006, 07:12 AM
How could anyone vote for that blithering moron?! If you did, at least have the decency to regret it!! I'm not going to get into here, because it's not TIO , but Worst. President. Ever.

Back on topic: DEM's control Congress!!!!!!!!! W0000000t!!!!!!!!!! The country is finally waking up! I just might have to cancel the bloody coup I had planned!

SpookyWriter
11-09-2006, 07:13 AM
You don't have anything in the near future? You dork!Sorry, you'll just have to wait until the dems get finished running out of toilet paper in the White House.

writerterri
11-09-2006, 07:19 AM
I might vote democratic this year just to see the difference.


We just can't see the big picture yet. It'll all fall into place someday in the not too distant future. We'll see.

SpookyWriter
11-09-2006, 07:21 AM
I might vote democratic this year just to see the difference. Hate to tell you this, but the elections are over. The Republicans won by a landslide. I guess this means your income taxes will double next year. :Shrug:

writerterri
11-09-2006, 07:27 AM
Hate to tell you this, but the elections are over. The Republicans won by a landslide. I guess this means your income taxes will double next year. :Shrug:


The presidential elections.

The reps won again! I wonder how many tomatos I'll get thrown at me this time. I'm prolife. Reps rule.

Oh, I heard that whiz by.

billythrilly7th
11-09-2006, 09:02 AM
How could anyone vote for that blithering moron?! If you did, at least have the decency to regret it!! I'm not going to get into here, because it's not TIO , but Worst. President. Ever.


Actually, he's the Best. President. Ever.

See how easy that is?

writerterri
11-09-2006, 10:27 AM
How could anyone vote for that blithering moron?! If you did, at least have the decency to regret it!! I'm not going to get into here, because it's not TIO , but Worst. President. Ever.

Back on topic: DEM's control Congress!!!!!!!!! W0000000t!!!!!!!!!! The country is finally waking up! I just might have to cancel the bloody coup I had planned!


Reps rule! I'm not going into TIO because you guys will eat me alive. I'm fragile.

writerterri
11-09-2006, 10:28 AM
Actually, he's the Best. President. Ever.

See how easy that is?

For real, you mean it?

K. We join ranks.

All the rest of you guys can suck wind!

billythrilly7th
11-09-2006, 10:32 AM
For real, you mean it?

K. We join ranks.

All the rest of you guys can suck wind!

lol..do I mean it?

I just wanted to point out how easy it is to just make ridiculous, hyperbolic, statements in the opposite direction.

Like Will Ferrell said in ELF...

"I can whisper too."(edited for dramatic purposes)

writerterri
11-09-2006, 10:47 AM
lol..do I mean it?

I just wanted to point out how easy it is to just make ridiculous, hyperbolic, statements in the opposite direction.

Like Will Ferrell said in ELF...

"I can whisper too."(edited for dramatic purposes)


Then I stand alone! :e2chain:


Dork.

billythrilly7th
11-09-2006, 10:50 AM
Then I stand alone! :e2chain:


You aren't THAT far off so stand strong.
:)

writerterri
11-09-2006, 10:55 AM
You aren't THAT far off so stand strong.
:)


::sigh:: You complete me.


But not all the way, you know...

Bmwhtly
11-09-2006, 12:08 PM
Then I stand alone! If that were true, he wouldn't be president in the first place.

writerterri
11-09-2006, 12:22 PM
If that were true, he wouldn't be president in the first place.


Okay, I can feel my back bone building.

Bmwhtly
11-09-2006, 12:25 PM
In that case I'll stop before this turns into a lockable thread

writerterri
11-09-2006, 12:32 PM
I kinda like those. It keeps the mods on their toes. We can't have them sleeping at the keyboard with all the boring stuff.


I'm going to bed, you guys have been great.

Terri has left the OP...

billythrilly7th
11-09-2006, 12:35 PM
Terri has left the OP...

..Thrilly has the Con.

billythrilly7th
11-09-2006, 12:45 PM
Thrilly has left the OP.....Mac has the Con.

CBeasy
11-10-2006, 05:26 AM
By the way, the only reason I made a ridiculous outburst is because I wasn't trying to incite an arguement, I was just stating my belief, and it wasn't hyperbolic at all. I meant every word of it.