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darryl
10-15-2006, 11:08 PM
Silly People, year in review:

January - Took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels- "duh" bottles won't fit in the typewritter

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, the box said 2-4 years!

April - Trapped on escalator for hours- power went out

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid- 8 cups won't fit into those little packets.

June - Tried to go water skiing- couldn't find a lake with a slope

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition- got arrested for indecent exposure!

August - Got locked out of the car in the rain storm- car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"- isn't it?

October - Hate M&M's- they are so hard to peel

November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days- instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.

December - Couldn't call 911- "duh", there's no "eleven" button one the phone.

What A Year!

:roll: :ROFL:

Kentuk
10-15-2006, 11:40 PM
Hah!

Marisa Louise
10-15-2006, 11:56 PM
wow, Darryl.

LOLOLOLOL!

Fanny
10-15-2006, 11:57 PM
...LOL!