darryl
10-15-2006, 10:08 PM
Silly People, year in review:
January - Took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels- "duh" bottles won't fit in the typewritter
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, the box said 2-4 years!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours- power went out
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid- 8 cups won't fit into those little packets.
June - Tried to go water skiing- couldn't find a lake with a slope
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition- got arrested for indecent exposure!
August - Got locked out of the car in the rain storm- car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"- isn't it?
October - Hate M&M's- they are so hard to peel
November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days- instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.
December - Couldn't call 911- "duh", there's no "eleven" button one the phone.
What A Year!
:roll: :ROFL:
January - Took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels- "duh" bottles won't fit in the typewritter
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, the box said 2-4 years!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours- power went out
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid- 8 cups won't fit into those little packets.
June - Tried to go water skiing- couldn't find a lake with a slope
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition- got arrested for indecent exposure!
August - Got locked out of the car in the rain storm- car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"- isn't it?
October - Hate M&M's- they are so hard to peel
November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days- instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.
December - Couldn't call 911- "duh", there's no "eleven" button one the phone.
What A Year!
:roll: :ROFL: