Dear Dan Brown, I have completed reading your upcoming book "The Solomon Key". While it is certainly interesting, it is just more of the same. I suggest you make some changes in it. For one thing, add some cats. You're not just talking to any editor here. Who do you suppose gave Lillian Jackson Braun the idea to give her character, Detective journalist Jim Qwilleran a pair of prescient Siamese cats named Koko and Yum Yum. Some 21 books later, Lillian and the cats are still raking in the kibble, baby. Add cats!! You already did the albino thing, time to move on.
Think cats! Cute little furry animals who are loved the world over. Think about the merchandising you can generate from the book. Think of the calendars you can sell! Photos of cute little kitties dressed up like famous paintings in the Louvre. Something along these lines would be adorable for you.
If you really must have an albino, they do have albino cats. You can even call it Silas if you want.
Wouldnt this cutie make a great character??
Albino cats are MUCH more believable than murderous albino Opus Dei monks with bleeding calves who whip themselves in the name of God then kill museum curators.
Give it some thought, Dan, before it's too late. Your Da Vinci movie bombed. Maybe God was trying to tell you something.
Signed
Ivana Feline
Your Faithful Editor