Limericks Live!

Status
Not open for further replies.

Solatium

Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 17, 2005
Messages
837
Reaction score
57
Location
Montana
The pants, however, were found
and returned to him safe and sound --
and mended, to boot
 

NeuroFizz

The grad students did it
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Apr 18, 2005
Messages
9,493
Reaction score
4,283
Location
Coastal North Carolina
The pants, however, were found
and returned to him safe and sound --
and mended, to boot
now fit for the coot
 

Pthom

Word butcher
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 12, 2005
Messages
7,013
Reaction score
1,207
Location
Oregon
The pants, however, were found
and returned to him safe and sound --
and mended, to boot
now fit for the coot
So he could go prancing around.

Whenever I try to remember
 

Unique

Agent of Doom
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Mar 23, 2005
Messages
8,861
Reaction score
3,230
Location
Outer Limits
Whenever I try to remember
what I did last December
 

Solatium

Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 17, 2005
Messages
837
Reaction score
57
Location
Montana
Whenever I try to remember
what I did last December
My mind goes all glitt'ry
 

NeuroFizz

The grad students did it
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Apr 18, 2005
Messages
9,493
Reaction score
4,283
Location
Coastal North Carolina
I just went to San Francisco
And followed a man to a disco
Keith Richards was there
and he took my dare
 

Solatium

Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 17, 2005
Messages
837
Reaction score
57
Location
Montana
I hate to bathe my three dogs.
Their fur always causes drain clogs.
The soap is so harsh that it
 

Pthom

Word butcher
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 12, 2005
Messages
7,013
Reaction score
1,207
Location
Oregon
I hate to bathe my three dogs.
Their fur always causes drain clogs.
The soap is so harsh that it
Even pained me a bit
 

Unique

Agent of Doom
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Mar 23, 2005
Messages
8,861
Reaction score
3,230
Location
Outer Limits
wah! We Lost So Many....

I hate to bathe my three dogs.
Their fur always causes drain clogs.
The soap is so harsh that it
Even pained me a bit
So next time I wore London Fog.

When sailing alone in a boat
 

Pat~

Luftmensch Emeritus, A.D.D.
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 13, 2005
Messages
6,817
Reaction score
2,975
while sailing alone in a boat
and clad in only a coat
I practiced morse code
while dreaming of Spode
and praying I'd stay afloat.

There once was a laptop from hell
 

Unique

Agent of Doom
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Mar 23, 2005
Messages
8,861
Reaction score
3,230
Location
Outer Limits
There once was a laptop from hell
though it's keyboard worked rather well
it's mouse was quite rabid
whenever I'd grab it
 

Solatium

Super Member
Registered
Joined
Feb 17, 2005
Messages
837
Reaction score
57
Location
Montana
There once was a laptop from hell
though it's keyboard worked rather well
it's mouse was quite rabid
whenever I'd grab it
It let out an ear-splitting yell.

You could hear it three miles away
 

poetinahat

say it loud
Kind Benefactor
Super Member
Registered
Joined
Apr 12, 2005
Messages
21,851
Reaction score
10,441
You could hear it three miles away
It sounded like Charlotte Corday
 
Status
Not open for further replies.