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poetinahat

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The Tanqueray tickertape tourney,
judged by Bert and Ernie,
drew in a crowd
loud, very loud!
My virgin ears left on a gurney.

O flatulent, singing guitar,
 

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Haven't you ever heard of 'feedback'?

Now c'mon and throw us a line.
 

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O flatulent, singing guitar,
staccato rudeness amplified far
and the singing of strings
 

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O flatulent, singing guitar,
staccato rudeness amplified far
and the singing of strings,
the reeking of beans,
Sent me driving away in my car.

Fortescue Fondant the Fourth
 

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Yeah, I've heard of feedback--have even heard feedback. But I never heard any that I'd call flatulent. Nonetheless, the poem was completed before I could throw out anything ... or open a window.

Fortescue Fondant the Fourth
Came from the land to the north.
 

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Fortescue Fondant the Fourth
Came from the land to the north.
While seeking a star
 

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Fortescue Fondant the Fourth
Came from the land to the north.
While seeking a star
He walked into a bar
and said, "Yes! He shooteth... he scoreth!"

A magnum of Kenyan champagne
 

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A magnum of Kenyan champagne
Was sent overseas on a plane
Everywhere it did burst
without quenching thirst
 

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A prissy old spinster from Bath
With unladylike grumbles of wrath
Exclaimed to her friend
 

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A prissy old spinster from Bath
With unladylike grumbles of wrath
Exclaimed to her friend
my bum's on the mend
 

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A prissy old spinster from Bath
With unladylike grumbles of wrath
Exclaimed to her friend
my bum's on the mend
Those 'roids were a pain in the ath!!

Although she was near eighty-two,
 

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Although she was near eighty-two,
her teats were as stubborn as glue
they'd stick to each other
 

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Her face was a roadmap of worry,
for the years had passed by in a hurry.
Two husbands, four kids
 
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