I've worked my way up from the bottom
Rejections, a fistful - I've got 'em
One day I'll be rich
'cause the public loves kitsch
And have I got a kitchen or not one?
I picked the wrong wish to come true:
but sometimes we have to make do
So now that I'm weightless,
I'm glad that I ate less
To better display this tatoo.
A French commandant named Laporte
Was reviewing his troops in the fort
when yon he heard cannons,
said, "Ambush! My plan ends!"
and to his soldiers he shouted "abort!"
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