A salesman walked into a bar
Pitching lies about some old used car
When the bartender said:
"Are you out of your head?
All it's engine parts come in a jar"
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The traffic was bumper to bumper
When I went out to buy a new jumper
The store clerk was crass
The traffic was bumper to bumper When I went out to buy a new jumper The store clerk was crass And tried to harass me for choosing one featuring Thumper (does anyone remember Bambi?)
My accountant is quite the magician:
Looking out for my fiscal position.
But dollars and cents
because I am dense
Still elude me despite all my wishin'.
It has lights, bells, and five fancy levers
Starting it takes damn near forever
But, I give it a try
Whoops! I'm up in the sky!
It's a plane, not a car -- Oh, whatever!
I think I screwed up. My prompt doesn't fit the meter, and threedogpeople's second line is even worse (although I think this could go in another venue, it's gonna be a stretch to make this a limerick).
Old Gilbert and Sullivan's rhymes
Have been sung to their tunes many times
But their water ballet
Was less known in its day
'Cause they lived in such freezing cold climes!
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