Limericks Live!

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rhymegirl

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I think Santa is one sexy guy,
But I couldn't unzipper his fly
 

maestrowork

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I think Santa is one sexy guy,
But I couldn't unzipper his fly
His bells are jingling
 

tfdswift

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I think Santa is one sexy guy,
But I couldn't unzipper his fly
His bells are jingling
And he's got me all tingling,
 

rhymegirl

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I think Santa is one sexy guy,
But I couldn't unzipper his fly
His bells are jingling,
he's got me all tingling
But somebody told me he's bi.


My Christmas tree fell on the floor
 

tfdswift

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My Christmas tree fell on the floor
and snow has blown in the front door
 

ChunkyC

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My Christmas tree fell on the floor
and snow has blown in the front door
then a reindeer came in
 

maestrowork

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My Christmas tree fell on the floor
and snow has blown in the front door
then a reindeer came in
with a turkey flamin'
 

tfdswift

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My Christmas tree fell on the floor
and snow has blown in the front door
then a reindeer came in
with a turkey flamin'
I have lost my mind-- that's for sure.


I hate all the holiday crowds!!!
 

rhymegirl

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I hate all the holiday crowds!!!
and the Christmas songs blaring so loud!
 

tfdswift

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I hate all the holiday crowds!!!
and the Christmas songs blaring so loud!
I could say Bah-Humbug
 

rhymegirl

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I hate all the holidays crowds!
and the Christmas songs blaring so loud
I could say Bah-Humbug,
flee the country with Doug,
 

ChunkyC

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I hate all the holidays crowds!
and the Christmas songs blaring so loud
I could say Bah-Humbug,
flee the country with Doug,
to where there's no snow to be plowed

This Christmas I asked for viagra
 

rhymegirl

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This Christmas I asked for viagra
'Cause I haven't been able to go far,
 

tfdswift

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This Christmas I asked for viagra
'Cause I haven't been able to go far,
my sex life's a dud
 

rhymegirl

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This Christmas I asked for viagra
'Cause I haven't been able to go far,
my sex life's a dud,
my dog's my best bud,
 

RichMar

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This Christmas I asked for viagra

'Cause I haven't been able to go far,

my sex life's a dud,

my dog's my best bud,

And my wife's with her beau at Niagara.



My wife has been hinting for bling-bling
 

rhymegirl

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My wife has been hinting for bling, bling,
But I'm doing twenty in Sing-Sing,
 

RichMar

Limericks

My wife has been hinting for bling, bling,

But I'm doing twenty in Sing-Sing,

So if rare rocks she craves
 

maestrowork

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My wife has been hinting for bling, bling,
But I'm doing twenty in Sing-Sing,
So if rare rocks she craves
Zero is what I've saved
 

rhymegirl

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My wife has been hinting for bling, bling,
But I'm doing twenty in Sing-Sing,
So if rare rocks she craves
Zero is what I've saved--
Guess on Christmas her eyes won't be twinkling.


Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
 

ChunkyC

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Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
and it's possible Rudolph is too
 

tfdswift

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Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
and it's possible Rudolph is too,
The elves are all sneezing
 

tfdswift

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Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
and it's possible Rudolph is too,
The elves are all sneezing
The weather is freezing
 

rhymegirl

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Poor old Santa is sick with the flu,
and it's possible Rudolph is too,
The elves are all sneezing
the weather is freezing,
so there's no Christmas this year for YOU!

I asked Santa for something x-rated,
 

pianoman5

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I asked Santa for something x-rated,
he frowned, then expostulated
 
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