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When two turtles go on a date
Admiration can soon turn to hate
for turtles are fickle
with feelings that prickle
 

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When two turtles go on a date
Admiration can soon turn to hate
for turtles are fickle
with feelings that prickle
and they really do hate to be late.

The 50-foot woman is pissed
 

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The 50-foot woman is pissed
And she's holding Jude Law in her fist
 

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The 50-foot woman is pissed
And she's holding Jude Law in her fist
That's right, it's a remake
No scene was a retake
But poor Jude was swallowed when kissed!

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I noticed a spot on my shirt
 

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I noticed a spot on my shirt.
Is there such a thing as blue dirt?
Or did my pen leak
 

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I noticed a spot on my shirt.
Is there such a thing as blue dirt?
Or did my pen leak
(it looks like batik)
 

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I noticed a spot on my shirt.
Is there such a thing as blue dirt?
Or did my pen leak--
(it looks like batik
or an octopus squirt) thought Curt.

Her husband brought home some red roses
 

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Her husband brought home some red roses
for his wife before she decomposes
She's down in the cellar
Along with that feller
 

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Her husband brought home some red roses
for his wife before she decomposes
She's down in the cellar
Along with that feller
who's read every book of Spinoza's

I've got just a shadow of doubt
 

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I've got just a shadow of doubt
What any of this is about
But it won't take much longer
 

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I've got just a shadow of doubt
What any of this is about
But it won't take much longer
nor be any wronger
 

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I've got just a shadow of doubt
What any of this is about
But it won't take much longer
nor be any wronger
to wonder day in and day out.

Clint Eastwood has moved in next door
 

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Clint Eastwood has moved in next door
Along with a traveling press corp
 

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Clint Eastwood has moved in next door
Along with a traveling press corp
My husband decided
he won't call, but I did -
 

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Clint Eastwood has moved in next door
Along with a traveling press corps
My husband decided
he won't call, but I did
to see Dirty Harry's decor.

A billboard was put on my roof
 

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A billboard was put on my roof
The neighbors then found me aloof
"Eat At Joe's", it is blinking
 
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