I can't get the hang of this system,
If there were instructions, I missed 'em,
Were they flushed down the bog?
If there were instructions, I missed 'em,
Were they flushed down the bog?
reph said:(We can have two going at once. When one of them ends, the game gets back on track.)
As a beautiful young maiden approached him
He recalled how his father had coached him
An adulterous, lecherous dude
Gave Sally a sideways glance lewd
Now, Sally was willing
(This one makes me chafe against the "one line only" rule. I wish I could finish it.)
The problem is, what happens when people post at the same time? poetinahat finished a limerick in post #411, and you finished the same one in post #412. The one he started goes like this:Sara Rachael Hope said:The rule was that if the last person posted the 5th line, they would be able to start the 1st!!!!
Now that's a limerick!reph said:An adulterous, lecherous dude
Gave Sally a sideways glance lewd
Now, Sally was willing
For less than a shilling
So he gave her tuppence, and they scr...
SHAME ON YOU! cAN i SEE MORE???? OF THIS ONE?!poetinahat said:Now that's a limerick!
(for mine, the rhythm works a bit better with "two bob" instead, but now I'm just being a wet blanket)
Now for Sara's (Wet blanket asks: can we remove one syllable from first line?):
As a beautiful young maiden approached him
He recalled how his father had coached him
"Prepare yourself, Junior,
It figures. He's a man, re(member)?pb10220 said:(Sara--you did a great limerick, but I think poetinahat just beat you to the punch, so we'll go with his...)
An adulterous, lecherous dude
Gave Sally a sideways glance lewd
roses off the top (of) your head"-oops!pconsidine said:As a beautiful young maiden approached him
He recalled how his father had coached him
"Prepare yourself, Junior,
She'll be looking to prune your
reph said:poet-hat, isn't two bob more than a shilling?