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Yeshanu

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I'm back on the limerick thread.
Bet most of you though I was dead!
But I'm here so it's time
To concoct a new rhyme,
After which, I'll go off and get fed.





I'm disturbed by the tone of my work
My proofreader scoffs, "You're a jerk!"
"It's the whiskey," I mutter.
"And my head's full of clutter.
 

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I'm disturbed by the tone of my work
My proofreader scoffs, "You're a jerk!"
"It's the whiskey," I mutter.
"And my head's full of clutter.
But at least I am published," I smirk.

Some coffee would be great right now
 

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Some coffee would be great right now
Along with some really good chow
 

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Some coffee would be great right now
Along with some really good chow.
So I get in the car
But I won't get too far
I just got in an accident-- POW!

Me knee has been bothering me
 

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Some coffee would be great right now
Along with some really good chow.
So I get in the car
But I won't get too far
I just got in an accident-- POW!

Me knee has been bothering me
It flexes spontaneously
 

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Me knee has been bothering me
It flexes spontaneously
Can't stop the twitching
 

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Me knee has been bothering me
It flexes spontaneously
Can't stop the twitching
And then there's this itching
 

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It flexes spontaneously
Can't stop the twitching
And then there's this itching,
I look like a freakin' mon-key.

I'm so far behind on my work
 

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I'm so far behind on my work
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Out of Sequence Post

Here's how I completed the "black and white" limerick from the last page:


The world is not all black and white
Not every critique is a slight
But if you should choose
The wrong brand of shoes
You'd better prepare for a fight!


Stand by for the next line in sequence as we resume your regularly scheduled limericking...
 
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I'm so far behind on my work
My boss thinks I'm kind of a jerk
So I'm keeping track
I wish he'd get off my back
While on these boards I constantly lurk.

I am craving a little beef jerky
 

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I'm so far behind on my work
My boss thinks I'm kind of a jerk
So I'm keeping track
I wish he'd get off my back
While on these boards I constantly lurk.

I am craving a little beef jerky
Got hooked on it in Albuquerque
 

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I am craving a little beef jerky
Got hooked on it in Albuquerque
Bus ride was too long
 

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I am craving a little beef jerky
Got hooked on it in Albuquerque
Bus ride was too long
Until I broke into song
This lack of meter is making me berserky!

The mad scientist Nikola Tesla
 

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The mad scientist Nikola Tesla
Had a brawl with an ill-tempered wrestler
 

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The mad scientist Nikola Tesla
Had a brawl with an ill-tempered wrestler
Nikola lunged with her beaker
 

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The mad scientist Nikola Tesla
Had a brawl with an ill-tempered wrestler
Nikola lunged with her beaker
Missed her mark and killed her sneaker
And then took a midday siesta.




An editor's driving me crazy
 

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An editor's driving me crazy
But I'm feeling incredibly lazy
So I'll unplug my phone
 

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An editor's driving me crazy
But I'm feeling incredibly lazy
So I'll unplug my phone
and watch Twilight Zone
 
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