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Marisa Louise

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I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive
So free and relaxing
With humor and laughter to spare.



I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
 

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I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive
So free and relaxing
With humor and laughter to spare.



I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
 

Marisa Louise

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I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
 

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I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
 

Marisa Louise

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I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
 

Marisa Louise

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I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck
Guess I became a little unglued.
 

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I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck
Guess I became a little unglued.


A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
 
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A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend, named "Bill"
 

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A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
 

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A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
 

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A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
 

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A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
makes me want to cry
 

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A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
makes me want to cry
at least it's not curds and whey
 

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The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here."
 

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The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here,
an' I n-ee-d a beer!"
 

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The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here,
an' I n-ee-d a beer!"
In Waterford crystal, for glamour...

I wish I could play the trombone
 

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I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone
Down my arm it could drip
as i wipe off my lip
 
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