Question

[Akuma]

I've got a question about those small descriptions beneath a person's user name.

Example*:
aka eraser
A fishy character
and Mod Squad agent
*sorry for using you eraser, don't get made, get glad

Some people have it, some people don't. So how do you get it? do you have to have pay ezboards or is for being a moderator or what? answers appreciated.

:peace

[LiamJackson]

Those titles are awarded (maliciously assigned) at the sole discretion of Jenna Glatzer, Queen of AW. One day, you're minding your own business and log in to find out that, over night, you've become a "fishy chararcter" (or Doe-pee expert.)

EZ board occasionally "glitches" and the titles disappear for a while. And Jenna has a habit of changing titles as the mood strikes her. But that's rare. Kinda. Sorta.

One word of caution, Akuma. When it comes to those titles, be careful what you wish for. Jenna has a warped sense of humor. :grin

Oh, and by the way, I can't remember if we ever welcomed you properly to AW. Glad to have you here, Akuma.

[Yeshanu]

It's all Jenna's fault.

Oh, and you'll notice that in the last few days, some of those titles have disappeared, to be replaced by boring ones. That's ezboard's fault, and I understand that sometime in the next century it's gonna get fixed, and then Jenna will be able to work her magic again.

And you don't ask, and you don't pay (unless you want her to remove your title), and you don't get what you want. And don't ever tell her you like what she's blessed you with, or she'll change it. My own title is a case in point...

[Yeshanu]

Just had a thought about Liam's title -- "Global User."

What is it you use, Liam? :hat

[rtilryarms]

Losers get thier subtitles stricken from their sign-on name.

Some of us retain our place at Queen Jenna's heart.

Losers!

[Yeshanu]

I might agree with you Mike -- except that Jenna was one of those who lost her title...

[LiamJackson]

Mike= Brown-noser :thumbs

[Akuma]

Well, thanks for the 'hello', Liam. This Jenna, I don't believe I've met here before.........She sounds both humorous and frightening. Rise up, my fellow users, we have been under this tyrant too long! Crap, I've said too much.
*hides from Jenna's awesome powers*

[LiamJackson]

Oh boy! Now you've done it. I shudder to think of what title Queen Jenna may choose for you, now!

(Alas, Akuma, there is no escape from the Queen. She owns AW. )

[macalicious731]

Akuma, I'm with Liam. Not only did you nail Jenna right on... :: cough:: .. I mean, not only did you describe Jenna to a perfect 'T': "She sounds both humorous and frightening" - she'll be wanting to know about you. She's got a sixth sense about some people...

In case you see her lurking around, she's 'absolutewrite.'

[Yeshanu]

In case you see her lurking around, she's 'absolutewrite.'

aka "Administrator."

I think I'll keep checking this thread, so I can watch the fun when she finds it... :grin

(Oh, Akuma -- Don't worry too much. She's got a good sense of humour. Usually. Just don't tell her about any pigeons that have taken up residence on your roof...)

[Akuma]

She's absolutewrite?! All this time.......! I have been deceived!......Or just haven't been informed.......And here I was thinking it'd be something blatantly obvious like 'Jenna755' or 'Qu33n J3nn4'. :smack
Time to run!

[MacAl Stone]

BWAAHHAhahahaaaaa...Akuma, I honestly think you're safe.

Well. Maybe not safe precisely--but you're already fitting in very well here. ( A back-handed compliment if ever there was one. Just don't ask what happened to the LAST poor soul that fit in well, here...)

[maestrowork]

Akuma, don't believe anything Evil Mac said.

Nobody is safe here.

What's that sound behind you?

[Yeshanu]

It appears that Jenna hasn't discovered this thread yet...

Hmm. A link might be in order... :grin

[aka eraser]

Hi Akuma. I see you got answers for most of your questions. The "Mod Squad Agent" thing means I get to keep my hair long or even backcomb it into an acceptable Afro if the spirit moves and talk in majorly-cool 60's slang. Right on! Dig it!

eraser<---hep to the jive

[Betty W01]

I used to be a Mod Squad agent, too <sigh>... I used to be the Empress of the Cyberworld <choked sob>... I gave EZ board the best days of my summer, but now all I am is

The Moderator formerly known as

[sugarmuffin]

Mac drinks doe-pee!

Mac drinks doe-pee!

I used to be the Good Witch of the North. Now I'm just one of the locals.:gone

[MacAl Stone]

Hah! And what of it?! Doe pee is lovely--full bouquet, pleasantly astringent, goes well with the stronger cheeses...(which makes it PERFECT for some of the characters on this board):grin

[absolutewrite]

Hello. I am Jenna. Laugh at me. Fear me. Mostly fear me. I have fangs. :teeth And I can make you a pigeon potty trainer, especially if you tell me you liked being a limerick policeman. Except when Ezboard glitches and takes away my carefully crafted titles. They shall feel my wrath.