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SpookyWriter
07-19-2006, 10:21 AM
I just happened to visit the horror thread again tonight and noticed that LouisGodwin posted a reply to a thread I did not start.

I am speechless. The thread was innoculus, with no particular meaning that I could discern, but people happened upon the weird message:

The circle is now semi-complete (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34187). What?

Who wrote this message? I didn't. It makes no sense, I think. Is it possible that I'm writing messages without knowing about it?

There is a mystery here. I think someone impersonated me. I think he did this to prove a point, but what?

How can I prove it wasn't me?

Elizabeth Slick
07-19-2006, 10:23 AM
The bald man waits alone on the pier with one blue sock.

poetinahat
07-19-2006, 10:26 AM
These pretzels are making me thirsty.

NightWynde
07-19-2006, 10:29 AM
Diet soda is best at twilight when the dogs first start to howl.

SpookyWriter
07-19-2006, 10:32 AM
The bald man waits alone on the pier with one blue sock.Is that a clue to the identity of the person who wrote this message? What does it mean? What am I supposed to do when I get to the pier?

NightWynde
07-19-2006, 10:36 AM
Nah, the pier is where the laundromat is.

Elizabeth Slick
07-19-2006, 10:53 AM
Thirsty? HAVE A BISCUIT, YEAH MAMA!!!!!!

P.H.Delarran
07-19-2006, 10:56 AM
i saw the circle. it compelled me to step inside. i resisted. i struggled. i ran away.

Elizabeth Slick
07-19-2006, 10:57 AM
It puts the lotion on its hands.

poetinahat
07-19-2006, 11:34 AM
...The LARCH

louisgodwin
07-19-2006, 11:39 AM
These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

MacAllister
07-19-2006, 02:12 PM
Spooky--do you leave yourself logged in on a computer that anyone else has access to?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-19-2006, 03:47 PM
How many seeds can a one-legged grasshopper kick out of a dill pickle during the Indy 500?

PeeDee
07-19-2006, 04:25 PM
You double-dipped the chip!

Shadow_Ferret
07-19-2006, 04:31 PM
There's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

poetinahat
07-19-2006, 04:34 PM
I hear ya moan, Ferret.

jst5150
07-19-2006, 04:57 PM
Smilla's got a sense of snow.

NeuroFizz
07-19-2006, 05:43 PM
What is the difference between an orange?

Gehanna
07-19-2006, 06:05 PM
What is the difference between an orange?

Yes.

SpookyWriter
07-19-2006, 06:26 PM
Spooky--do you leave yourself logged in on a computer that anyone else has access to?Just home and work, but I don't think anyone can access my work computer once it is locked. Have to remember to log out once in a while just to be safe.

MidnightMuse
07-19-2006, 06:59 PM
The crow barks at midnight.

Stew21
07-19-2006, 07:04 PM
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Jaycinth
07-19-2006, 07:15 PM
How many seeds can a one-legged grasshopper kick out of a dill pickle during the Indy 500?

Purple.

Jenan Mac
07-19-2006, 07:15 PM
Forty-two.

PattiTheWicked
07-19-2006, 07:18 PM
The real truth is that there is no circle.

Stew21
07-19-2006, 07:19 PM
Purple.
Forty-two.

BINGO!

AceTachyon
07-19-2006, 07:19 PM
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate?

AceTachyon
07-19-2006, 07:20 PM
The real truth is that there is no circle.

I thought it was "There is no spoon"?

Stew21
07-19-2006, 07:21 PM
Not at all. They could be carried.

Godfather
07-19-2006, 07:24 PM
Hellooooo..... Newman



What a swallow carrying a coconut?

CaroGirl
07-19-2006, 07:27 PM
You're using coconuts. You're not even a proper woman.

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia...

AceTachyon
07-19-2006, 07:29 PM
What a swallow carrying a coconut?

He could grip it by the husk.

AceTachyon
07-19-2006, 07:32 PM
Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia...

With my best girl by my side!

Godfather
07-19-2006, 07:32 PM
He could grip it by the husk.

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

Fern
07-19-2006, 07:34 PM
You might check your "history" on the computers to see if you can tell if sites other than what you used were visited. Maybe get some clues as to who may have used it.

AceTachyon
07-19-2006, 07:43 PM
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

It could be carried by an African swallow.

Shadow_Ferret
07-19-2006, 07:45 PM
Everything is a circle in space.

MidnightMuse
07-19-2006, 07:47 PM
And yet nothing is space in a circle.

Shadow_Ferret
07-19-2006, 07:56 PM
Space, the final frontier.

Jaycinth
07-19-2006, 08:00 PM
Circular logic and paranormal conundrums are all relative to the archtypical string theory. Can you prove it doesn't exist even with the swallow and the cocoanut?

MidnightMuse
07-19-2006, 08:01 PM
One cannot prove that which does not exist.

34 ! 97! 23! HIKE!

Who wants cake?

Jennybean
07-19-2006, 08:03 PM
Suri Cruise

Elizabeth Slick
07-19-2006, 08:05 PM
And then the fabric moved.

AceTachyon
07-19-2006, 08:08 PM
And then the fabric moved.

Can't you get arrested for that?

ChaosTitan
07-19-2006, 08:35 PM
It's midnight in the garden of good and evil, and sources report all quiet on the western front.

Shadow_Ferret
07-19-2006, 08:39 PM
I thought it was midnight at the oasis.

Jaycinth
07-19-2006, 08:41 PM
...avoid flushing the pineapples, they stop up the drains and the rats can't get in...

Elizabeth Slick
07-19-2006, 08:47 PM
He smiled wide. His front tooth was covered in a stray tomato skin.

Jcomp
07-19-2006, 08:47 PM
Abracapocus...

WDS
07-19-2006, 09:16 PM
What you see is not what you get, though you may be able to turn things around.

MidnightMuse
07-19-2006, 09:17 PM
Was that Yes on #1, or No to destroy the Russians?

AceTachyon
07-19-2006, 10:13 PM
To destroy the Russians, turn to page 6.

To press the #1 button, turn to page 35.

deacon
07-19-2006, 10:41 PM
I just happened to visit the horror thread again tonight and noticed that LouisGodwin posted a reply to a thread I did not start.

I am speechless. The thread was innoculus, with no particular meaning that I could discern, but people happened upon the weird message:

What?

Who wrote this message? I didn't. It makes no sense, I think. Is it possible that I'm writing messages without knowing about it?

There is a mystery here. I think someone impersonated me. I think he did this to prove a point, but what?

How can I prove it wasn't me?

cross your heart and hope to die, or some silly sh!t like that and i'll believe you, pal.

by the way.... the plasic in the hula hoop is for the guy in the pool

writerterri
07-19-2006, 10:46 PM
How many seeds can a one-legged grasshopper kick out of a dill pickle during the Indy 500?

We'll never know- Jenna ate it. :D

writerterri
07-19-2006, 10:48 PM
Maybe it was the same guy that was unlocking my front door.



BTW- I almost sliced my finger off- that'll be extra and the loss of blood too. :tongue

PeeDee
07-19-2006, 11:10 PM
"It's not a matter of where he GRIPS it, it's a matter of weight to speed ratios. To stay aloft, a swallow must beat it's wings (#?) times per second. Am I roight?
"It doesn't ma--"
"AM I ROIGHT?"
"Look, will you tell your master that--"
"Listen, a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!"

Jaycinth
07-19-2006, 11:12 PM
Applesauce Rules!!!
www.wtop.com/index.php?nid=456&sid=853679 (http://www.wtop.com/index.php?nid=456&sid=853679)

Elizabeth Slick
07-20-2006, 02:33 AM
And then, it circled Uranus.

AceTachyon
07-20-2006, 02:51 AM
And then, it circled Uranus.

*hides webcam*

umm...

...no it didn't...

PeeDee
07-20-2006, 02:54 AM
*hides webcam*

umm...

...no it didn't...

I'm going to go stab my brain out with a fork, if that's all the same to you.

Elizabeth Slick
07-20-2006, 02:55 AM
Sautee in garlic, a little white wine. . .

AceTachyon
07-20-2006, 03:14 AM
Sautee in garlic, a little white wine. . .

...and BAM!

Elizabeth Slick
07-20-2006, 03:19 AM
kick it up a notch!!!!

AceTachyon
07-20-2006, 03:30 AM
Alton Brown and Emeril. Steel cage match.

Who wins?

SpookyWriter
07-20-2006, 03:59 AM
Maybe it was the same guy that was unlocking my front door.



BTW- I almost sliced my finger off- that'll be extra and the loss of blood too. :tongueThat's what I thought too, but how is it possible?

allion
07-20-2006, 04:05 AM
Kaiser Soze


Karen

SpookyWriter
07-20-2006, 04:06 AM
The next circle will be complete if it isn't already.

writerterri
07-20-2006, 06:46 AM
That's what I thought too, but how is it possible?


It is weird.

Perhaps you posted in your sleep. It could happen. People eat in their sleep.


http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_12.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZUxdm080YYUS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZUxdm080YYUS)

SpookyWriter
07-20-2006, 07:59 AM
It is weird.

Perhaps you posted in your sleep. It could happen. People eat in their sleep.


http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_12.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZUxdm080YYUS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZUxdm080YYUS)I checked the thread date and time. It was impossible for me to post at that time because I was away from my computer. I have no explanations.

But what did the message mean? I am still curious, if anything.

MidnightMuse
07-20-2006, 07:05 PM
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Stew21
07-20-2006, 07:26 PM
Spooky, maybe you want to change your password? Just to be sure. If you left your computer on and someone got access and posted, they may have looked at your log in info too. Next time they try it, it won't work because your info has changed. On my work computer I never click "remember me" and have to log in everytime I navigate away from the page or close the browser. This would be a good option for you if you are worried about someone getting in your stuff.