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Writer2011
04-12-2006, 06:11 PM
I've been on this site for almost a year now and the same things keeps bugging me...Are you male or female? I'm just curious because, well I want to know :)

If this is the wrong area, please do let me know.

I am 100% male :)

eldragon
04-12-2006, 06:21 PM
female


(last time I checked.)

Jcomp
04-12-2006, 06:30 PM
"half man, half amazing"

tiny
04-12-2006, 06:33 PM
I'm a bald dude in prison with a glass eye, a missing ear, a hook hand, and a pegleg.

jenngreenleaf
04-12-2006, 06:33 PM
female (though, I think it's an easy guess :) )

William Haskins
04-12-2006, 06:36 PM
i'm a man trapped in a woman who's trapped in a man's body.

Writer2011
04-12-2006, 06:43 PM
Thanks to all so far.... Jenn...I figured you were...but there are some names on here it's hard to tell. :)

tiny
04-12-2006, 06:46 PM
Male anatomy present.

(in a jar)

StoryG27
04-12-2006, 06:47 PM
The doctors are still undecided.

NeuroFizz
04-12-2006, 06:47 PM
Southern hemisphere
danglies here.

jenngreenleaf
04-12-2006, 06:49 PM
Thanks to all so far.... Jenn...I figured you were...but there are some names on here it's hard to tell. :):) I'm glad you created this thread because I've been wondering the same thing for a long time. :)

maestrowork
04-12-2006, 06:55 PM
Why don't you come and check me out?

DTKelly
04-12-2006, 06:55 PM
Sensitive male here.

Susie
04-12-2006, 06:56 PM
I know there's a song, "A Boy Named Sue," but I'm definitely a female. Yep, definitely.:)

Stew21
04-12-2006, 07:27 PM
Susie's not a boy named Sue and I'm not a boy named Stew. I'm a girl named Trish.

Shadow_Ferret
04-12-2006, 07:29 PM
Can't you tell from my Pimp Name?


Long Dong Bling?

preyer
04-12-2006, 07:31 PM
i'm a dude.

DamaNegra
04-12-2006, 07:35 PM
Can't you tell from my Pimp Name?


Long Dong Bling?


http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteROFL.gif LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DamaNegra
04-12-2006, 07:36 PM
Oh, BTW, in spite of my avatar (Goten!!!!!!!!) I'm a girl, in case you haven't noticed from my nickname. (Dama = Lady).

Jaycinth
04-12-2006, 07:39 PM
Hey, sweetheart. If I dress like a girl will you buy me things?

Writer2011
04-12-2006, 07:46 PM
Sure Jaycinth :)

jenngreenleaf
04-12-2006, 07:51 PM
Hmph. I dress like a girl and no one buys me things. Phooey.

Writer2011
04-12-2006, 07:56 PM
Poor thing :)

jenngreenleaf
04-12-2006, 07:58 PM
Poor thing :) Nah, I'll live. LOL

JoeEkaitis
04-12-2006, 08:01 PM
One of these:
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/fb/00/bf6eb220dca0c4c1d0f78010.M.jpg

WerenCole
04-12-2006, 08:30 PM
Joe. . . what in the samHell is that thing?!?!?!


I am not sure if the connotation of Weren is ambiguous, but Weren is a guy, and so is his alter ego with his hands on the keyboard.

Dama. . . thanks for clearing everything up dear, I was getting mixed up with seeing my little buddy Goten from a Dama. A Mexican Dama at that. You know, the little fella is Japanese right? You are just sending me in all type of misdirections. . .http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

StoryG27
04-12-2006, 08:36 PM
Hey, sweetheart. If I dress like a girl will you buy me things?
I dressed like a girl once and people bought me lots of nice things, of course, that was my wedding day (and though it was over 10 years ago, I don't think I've worn a dress since. I've worn a few skirts here and there, but no dresses).

justJM
04-12-2006, 08:39 PM
I am often referred to as 'him' and 'he' around this place. I must type in a manly fashion, but rumor of the size and density of my testicles has greatly exaggerated the truth.

Maryn
04-12-2006, 08:44 PM
I learned my lesson about choosing online names with a gender--after a few years of being called "sir" or "dude" at other sites I frequent.

Don't forget, people who have filled in the updated profile form here have their genders listed, assuming they answered that question. I check all the time when I'm not sure. Still, it kind of shakes one's core to learn that the woman you thought you were talking with all this time is a guy.

Maryn, slow learner

JoeEkaitis
04-12-2006, 08:48 PM
Joe. . . what in the samHell is that thing?!?!?!Well, there ya go. You called me "Joe," not "Jo."

PattiTheWicked
04-12-2006, 09:06 PM
I'm a bald dude in prison with a glass eye, a missing ear, a hook hand, and a pegleg.

Aunt Walter, is that you?

sacredmime
04-12-2006, 09:07 PM
I'm a boy squirrel.

On forums, I just assume everyone else is a lesbian until I learn otherwise.

Stew21
04-12-2006, 09:10 PM
I am often referred to as 'him' and 'he' around this place. I must type in a manly fashion, but rumor of the size and density of my testicles has greatly exaggerated the truth.

I think your story of child birth gave it away to me...

SpookyWriter
04-12-2006, 09:34 PM
female
(last time I checked.)Do we have to check ourselves? I'm afraid to look down after my dream last night. Snip snip...

scarlet
04-12-2006, 09:35 PM
Female - last time I looked in the mirror. Still haven't recovered:D

SpookyWriter
04-12-2006, 09:37 PM
Female - last time I looked in the mirror. Still haven't recovered:DHey, if that happens to me I'll be scared too...
:e2fairy:

reph
04-12-2006, 09:53 PM
The profiles were expanded recently. If a person checked "Male" or "Female," you can click on the name and find out which.

My-Immortal
04-12-2006, 09:58 PM
I'm a boy squirrel.

On forums, I just assume everyone else is a lesbian until I learn otherwise.

I suppose for some here, we do have something in common with lesbians...

sassandgroove
04-12-2006, 10:15 PM
I am most defintely a girl. THere have been a few posters where Ithought they were a guy and they turned out to be a girl, or vice versa. it is jarring. But I figure mine is obvious.

My Immortal, you didn't answer the question.

DTKelly
04-12-2006, 10:18 PM
Well, there ya go. You called me "Joe," not "Jo."

Crap, and here I thought it was Jo 'eEk' aitis. (thought you were being stylistic with the odd caps.) :D

My-Immortal
04-12-2006, 10:18 PM
My Immortal, you didn't answer the question.

I forgot that I'd deleted out most of my 'profile'....it used to read that I was a stay-at-home dad/writer.

Cat Scratch
04-12-2006, 11:15 PM
I am a woman. Either that, or I'm rocking some serious man boobs.

Fern
04-12-2006, 11:30 PM
I think mine's self explanatory, but I sure had several of you pegged wrong!

brokenfingers
04-13-2006, 12:30 AM
Yes.

DamaNegra
04-13-2006, 12:40 AM
Hmph. I dress like a girl and no one buys me things. Phooey.


You're doing it wrong :)

I always dress like a guy so people always rush to buy me girl-things, lol!!

rhymegirl
04-13-2006, 01:36 AM
Well, asp, I'll just let you guess.

Pat~
04-13-2006, 02:11 AM
100% female, who happens to share your birthday, aspiringwriter. (I checked your profile to see if you were male or female :) .)

spirit.of.the.rain
04-13-2006, 07:19 AM
i am a girl, but for some reason, i didn't think someone would mistake me for a guy... would you?

Writer2011
04-13-2006, 07:43 AM
WOW, I can't get over the number of responses...:) Thanks to all.

DamaNegra
04-13-2006, 07:46 AM
By the way, someone somewhere (I think it was jenhollowel, but I may be mistaken) suggested an AW Picture thread in which we put a face to the name. Would anyone be willing to open one?

Anya Smith
04-13-2006, 08:16 AM
What do I look like? A dragon?

poetinahat
04-13-2006, 08:20 AM
The "tina" in my name is NOT a woman inside, trying to get out.

Besides, finders keepers.

brokenfingers
04-13-2006, 08:27 AM
The "tina" in my name is NOT a woman inside, trying to get out.

Besides, finders keepers.Wow! Are you serious? Huh.

All this time I thought you were Poe Tina Hat.

Who knew!! ;)

Medievalist
04-13-2006, 08:27 AM
I am often referred to as 'him' and 'he' around this place. I must type in a manly fashion, but rumor of the size and density of my testicles has greatly exaggerated the truth.

Not to worry; testicles are just ovaries that went horribly horribly wrong.

SpookyWriter
04-13-2006, 08:29 AM
Not to worry; testicles are just ovaries that went horribly horribly wrong.But can you make a good soup out of them???

DamaNegra
04-13-2006, 08:29 AM
Not to worry; testicles are just ovaries that went horribly horribly wrong.

I almost choked on my dinner!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anya Smith
04-13-2006, 08:45 AM
The "tina" in my name is NOT a woman inside, trying to get out.

Besides, finders keepers.

I though your name is: Poet in a hat. No?

poetinahat
04-13-2006, 08:50 AM
I though your name is: Poet in a hat. No?
I yam what I yam.

This little gambit harks back to some sort of banter with truman -- I can't remember how it started out. Just me trying to be coy and clever.

Plus it's funny thinking of Tina Turner (or Poe in a frightwig) singing "Nevermore".

SpookyWriter
04-13-2006, 08:54 AM
I yam what I yam.Funny, that's how god said it to moses before the king james version changed the words around.

P.S. God has a lisp, incase you didn't know this already.

Medievalist
04-13-2006, 09:14 AM
But can you make a good soup out of them???
Do a search on "prairie oysters" that's all I'm sayin'

DamaNegra
04-13-2006, 09:20 AM
Do a search on "prairie oysters" that's all I'm sayin'


Lol!! I had to go looking... poor things

poetinahat
04-13-2006, 09:27 AM
Funny, that's how god said it to moses before the king james version changed the words around.

P.S. God has a lisp, incase you didn't know this already.
Man, if I put that together with the prophecy of the Sugarcubes*, God's got a lisp, sideburns, and a quiff.

I knew it. God is Morrissey!




* remember them? Bjork's band before she was solo?

maestrowork
04-13-2006, 09:46 AM
Who is this Poe Tina person?

samgail
04-13-2006, 11:02 AM
Sam is short for Samantha-I swear, drink and smoke like a sailor but I am definitely a girl. My husband loves saying "that's no lady, that's my wife" and I tell him to s*d off.
Sam

NeuroFizz
04-13-2006, 07:47 PM
Not to worry; testicles are just ovaries that went horribly horribly wrong.
Backwards, sweetie. Ovaries are testes that couldn't break free from the shackles of abdomenhood. Swing free, oh orbs of swimming egg busters. Release the throngs to take on those who are many times their size, and . . . full throttle, into the milieu.

Haggis
04-13-2006, 08:01 PM
Swing free, oh orbs of swimming egg busters. Release the throngs to take on those who are many times their size, and . . . full throttle, into the milieu.

That is so beautiful. Now I'm all teary-eyed.http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gif

Pat~
04-13-2006, 08:19 PM
Swing free, oh orbs of swimming egg busters. Release the throngs to take on those who are many times their size, and . . . full throttle, into the milieu.

I think this definitely has haiku potential.

reph
04-13-2006, 10:10 PM
. . . full throttle, into the milieu.I never heard it called a "milieu" before.

NeuroFizz
04-13-2006, 10:29 PM
cytoplasmic

Yeshanu
04-13-2006, 11:20 PM
Backwards, sweetie. Ovaries are testes that couldn't break free from the shackles of abdomenhood. Swing free, oh orbs of swimming egg busters. Release the throngs to take on those who are many times their size, and . . . full throttle, into the milieu.

Actually, NeuroFizz, I hate to bring real science into your oh so literary post here, but without the application of hormones in the womb, even those of us with XY chromosomes would be female, hence, Medievalist is right and you're wrong. :wag:

It's amazing what adding a pic can do to mess up people's heads. I've been a member here for quite a while. I've never been reticent about saying that my real name is Ruth, which, no matter how you slice it, is not a name given by parents to males, unless you happen to be a white dragon. My avatar for lo! these many months has been Galadriel, Lady of Light.

On April 1, I changed my avatar to JRRT, and all of the sudden I have scores of people (well, more than a few, anyhow) mistaking me for a pudgy, middle-aged man named Ruth.

Now that I look like him, though, I'm hoping I'll end up writing like him...

jenngreenleaf
04-13-2006, 11:54 PM
By the way, someone somewhere (I think it was jenhollowel, but I may be mistaken) suggested an AW Picture thread in which we put a face to the name. Would anyone be willing to open one?Yep, it was me -- I was wondering if anyone noticed that idea or not. :) Apparently not many thought it was a good one . . . (?)

NeuroFizz
04-13-2006, 11:59 PM
Actually, NeuroFizz, I hate to bring real science into your oh so literary post here, but without the application of hormones in the womb, even those of us with XY chromosomes would be female, hence, Medievalist is right and you're wrong. :wag:

Hi, Ruth

In a chauvanist versus chauvanist agrument of the sexes, real biology has no place, except as a spectator.

[By the way, your argument is circular--the genetics of the embryo (male or female) is what determines which hormones are produced, which in turn, determines which sex organs develop. The hormones don't determine sex, only which sex organs develop from the embryonic germ tissue.]

rich
04-14-2006, 12:01 AM
After all my posts, wouldn't it be obvious that I'm a woman?

Jezu.

arrowqueen
04-14-2006, 12:39 AM
I'm actually a six-foot transvestite in a Cupid costume.

Maryn
04-14-2006, 01:21 AM
What're you doing later? Because it's MadScientistMatt's birthday...

arrowqueen
04-14-2006, 02:35 AM
Better shave my legs then...

and my chest...

and my back.

:D

SpookyWriter
04-14-2006, 05:37 AM
Better shave my legs then...

and my chest...

and my back.

:DWow, what a woooomaaaannn? BTW -- do you like garlic?

Shwebb
04-14-2006, 05:43 AM
I think most people can easily guess that I'm a woman, but so many people spell my user name as if I'm German--"Schwebb" instead of "Shwebb."

It's the first two letters of my first name combined with my last name. Maybe I should just give up and change it to "Schweppe's."

Medievalist
04-14-2006, 05:53 AM
I'm actually a six-foot transvestite in a Cupid costume.

Cupid wears clothes?

Oh. You mean the decorative bits . . .

SiljaFromFinland
07-12-2006, 08:25 PM
I've been on this site for almost a year now and the same things keeps bugging me...Are you male or female? I'm just curious because, well I want to know :)

If this is the wrong area, please do let me know.

I am 100% male :)

Hi there Superman of Anima and Animus...

What you´re arguing I believe it´s a matter of facts like that there do exist male and female writings depending on what part is dominating your personality.

If you are very much connected to your Animus, you´ll probably type and write like a male...if you are an Anima, you´ll for sure react and type like the dominating part of your female personality.

I guess you´re a typical female writer housing a body of a nice and normal so called Super-man.

Let me know...

Love :heart: $ilja

lazy_sod
07-12-2006, 08:45 PM
I'm a teenage girl...muahahahaha

And I'd just like to clarify that I chose "lazy sod" as my name because it's in the lyrics of a song by one of my favorite bands (aka the Sex Pistols). It really has nothing to do with my personality (but if you ask my dad, he'll say otherwise ;) )

I've had a few people ask me about the name, so I thought this would be an appropriate place to clear those things up.

deacon
07-12-2006, 09:35 PM
Hey, sweetheart. If I dress like a girl will you buy me things?

If i dress like a thang will you buy me girls?

GPatten
07-12-2006, 09:36 PM
I'm an ol man who loves pretty women. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/pattengr/OldSeaCaptain.jpg

scfirenice
07-12-2006, 09:40 PM
my ticker ticks for itself.

DamaNegra
07-12-2006, 10:03 PM
Hi, Ruth

In a chauvanist versus chauvanist agrument of the sexes, real biology has no place, except as a spectator.

[By the way, your argument is circular--the genetics of the embryo (male or female) is what determines which hormones are produced, which in turn, determines which sex organs develop. The hormones don't determine sex, only which sex organs develop from the embryonic germ tissue.]

I'll have to look up the name of the disease but there's one disease when someone is a male, but somehow the male hormones fail to activate. Since the default body is female, the males develop boobs, hips and stuff. They do have testicles but they don't surface, they stay inside the abdomen like ovaries (but they are testicles) and the person has XY chromosomes instead of XX.

It's just like a man in the body of a woman. There's really no way to tell the difference unless you do a chromosome test or something like that. Of course, that person cannot ovulate and therefore does not menstruate, which is the first sign that there's something out of place there.

There was this famous case with a Spanish athlete, who was presumably a girl but after some tests were done to her they discovered she was really a male (poor thing was really shocked), so they wouldn't let her compete with the girls. But then again, she/he looked like a girl, so s/he couldn't compete with the guys either.

reph
07-12-2006, 10:27 PM
Clicking on a screen name will get you the poster's profile, where M or F is shown if the person has decided which category is more accurately descriptive and has chosen to announce it. If someone mentioned this earlier, please excuse the repetition. I didn't take the time to look at all the pages (they load slowly for me).

Lyra Jean
07-12-2006, 10:54 PM
I'll be a girl if you want me to be.

special needs
07-12-2006, 11:00 PM
I'm a girl. The sexy butt in my avatar is not mine, unfortunately, (though, if it were mine, I wouldn't get to admire it, so maybe that's a good thing) but rather a butt belonging to Tom Brady.

-sigh-

You know you love it, too.

BardSkye
07-12-2006, 11:21 PM
I'm an old girl whose protags are almost always male.

As far as I know there is an AW Album where you can put your picture if you want to. The only decent ones I have of me are about twenty years old, though.

trixie
07-12-2006, 11:56 PM
I am Woman, W-O-M-A-N!

MattW
07-13-2006, 02:55 AM
I am a man.

I am not latin nor do I have a painted on facial hair.

davids
07-13-2006, 02:59 AM
Hi there Superman of Anima and Animus...

What you´re arguing I believe it´s a matter of facts like that there do exist male and female writings depending on what part is dominating your personality.

If you are very much connected to your Animus, you´ll probably type and write like a male...if you are an Anima, you´ll for sure react and type like the dominating part of your female personality.

I guess you´re a typical female writer housing a body of a nice and normal so called Super-man.

Let me know...

Love :heart: $ilja

Hi $ilja

I am more like animalus-the two sides are always beating the hell out of each other-by the way a hearty welcome to you!

TrainofThought
07-13-2006, 06:21 AM
Woman, girl disappeared.

SiljaFromFinland
07-13-2006, 09:21 AM
Davids, hullooo...I can´t be online today because of a heavy concrete cap on my head, the waterbags under my eyes, I must look o-v-e-r the bags when typing and I woke up on the floor with a darkblue arm under my shoulder and its now hanging slack by my side so it´s incredible exacting to submit comments, but I defenetly would like to thank you anyway for your welcome words.
Take care, greetings $ilja

BottomlessCup
07-13-2006, 09:49 AM
27/M/NV

W00t!!!!!!!111111111

pwn3d!

Raiyah
07-14-2006, 12:06 AM
I'm a female and absolutely fabulous!