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granted! you take a gallon of kerosene, strike a long match, throw them at the couch, and go get the milk and masher ready...

i wish i remembered the moment i was conceived.
 

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Granted. Too bad the image of your parents doing it has sickened you to the point of joining a monastic group of celebates.

I wish today's misty, grey, damp weather would last the rest of summer!
 

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Granted-but not us kiddo-sun-surf TURF and shades-enough clouds right now if you now what we mean

We wish upon our stars that dreams really do come true
 

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your wish is granted - you are now chasing a black goat up steep cliffs for eternity.

i wish my cat could talk back to me
 

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Granted he would whisper softley in your delicate and charming ears that we do not just chase black goats up steep cliffs-after all-we are politically correct Dear Heart-we chase goats that are wearing technicolor dream coats

We wish that someone would put G.B on a lie detector-broadcast it on all channels and would ask him-among other things pertinant to his cajoling of the American public-if his underwear was too tight-causing his face to appear blank and almost surreal
 

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granted - we would then learn the real reason for his surreal expression: he's personally testing a prototype of the chastity belt designed for american males. it will become complusory once his successor (an astute lady with a shoe fetish) takes over.

i wish i knew my guardian angel's name so i can call on her when i need more money.
 

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Granted, but it's impossible to pronounce and for the next 14 days you're gonna go nuts trying and get your tongue all twisted around until you can't even remember your own name.

I wish someone would cultivate a tree that really did grow money.
 

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granted - but it's in an obsolete denomination, and besides, it turns to dust when you touch it.

i wish we didn't need money
 

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Granted and they have it is in the southern states and the money is crumpled-worn-and has the face of Jeb Davis on it

We wish the Jupiter was aligned with Mars so we could smash Venus
 

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granted - Jo stumbles, nudging Mars as he aims for Venus, and the boulder swoops through her missing arm.

i wish my secret wish came true
 
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Granted, however, your dream will soon become a living nightmare and has become a sequel of Night Of The Living Dead.

I wish each of us has their dreams come true!
 

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Granted, however, your dream will soon become a living nightmare and has become the third in the trilogy of Night Of The Living Dead.


i wish i had a lumberjack shirt
 

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granted - it's the only piece of clothing you own, the trousers are on loan and your friend needs them back right now!

i wish i'd met einstein
 

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Granted-you and Einstein can sit together-drink copious cups of strong-sweet-Cappucino-and discuss the validity of the String theory-he is against you are for

I wish Angelinity a moment of unrest as she thinks about wishing she were Einstein and that probably he was just looking for the formula for a good cup of Cappucino when E=MC2 popped into the coffee dregs in the bottom of his cup
 

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Granted, he said he had waited, but you stood him up and to tell yu same place next Tuesday.


David, granted - He asked me to tell you, how did you know?

Wish I could carry a tune!
 
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granted - she is deeply disturbed as she fishes for the formula in einstein's grounds while he steams the milk in his laboratory (did you know he liked chemistry?). the formula however is made of cane sugar and by the time she gets to it, it's unreadable. the present suddenly shifts into a parallel dimension - and angelinity vanishes. worse yet, einstein looses his hair and his blackboard.

i wish i could stop smoking
 

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Granted. Someone has doused you with water, now instead of smoking, you're just sorta smoldering a stinky.

I wish I could put my ms through a pasta machine and make it grow big and strong.
 

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granted, but it comes out angelhair and you have to paste it back together.

i wish my novel wrote itself, then self-published.
 

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Granted. But now Babs owns your soul. Pity.

I wish my brand new laptop (computer- you sickos) would arrive, and I wish I could pick a good new skin for it.
 

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granted. it's alive and wearing armadillo (you picked it, remember?)

i wish i owned FeDex and Microsoft
 

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We wish you did also then you could self-publish everybody

We wish that Angelinity would post some more stuff so we could read it and enjoy her wonderful-poem like-ethereal writing-is that WIP gonna be in progress for the rest of your life or are you gonna get with it and submit-do you need help?
 

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Granted. Due to an upset stmach, it's now blown.

I wish my accounts book and tax form would magically complete themselves.