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Granted. For the next three seconds you can buy anything you want. Oops, looks like time is up. You should read faster.

I wish I had some grape juice.
 

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Granted-but somehow you spilled it all over every piece of white clothing you own and the stains will not ever come out

I wish I had Gobstoppers, my favorite candy
 

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Granted. You doze off and when you wake up it's Monday afternoon and you've got nothing accomplished.

I wish I could finish the story I'm working on.
 

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Granted - it is now Sunday night and you have to go to work tomorrow. And tomorrow it really will be Monday morning - forever!

I wish there was something really entertaining on TV tonight
 

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Granted, Alley - you finish the story except it's the biggest pile of poo you've ever written.

HJ - granted. They're showing endless re-runs of Pop-Idol - it might be entertaining, but it's so excruciating that you'll wish you'd never wished for it.

I wish people could make one wish at a time round here.
 

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Granted, only it's for more wishes. The hogs.

I wish my office had 4 real walls and a door!
 

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Granted but it is not a cure for agoraphobia

We wish that we were less penurious
 

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Granted - your house is now so big that you can't find your way around either. Where exactly did you put your library/study again?

I wish I could afford to buy more books
 

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Granted-we will loan you the money but Sally and Vinni will be by later to pick up the payments

We wish that you all had great literary agents
 

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Granted. But when the police find out, we'll all have to let them out of the basement :D

I wish I knew what furniture would look good in my strangely shapped dining room.
 

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Granted. You have an appointment with "Cat in the Hat" Decorators, Inc. Thing's One and Two
will take care of it for you,
I know it will be great
so no Boo hoo hoo hoo's!


I wish you would stop digging up graves.
 

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Granted. My new hobby is filling them in :D

I wish I could play the didgeridoo.
 

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Granted. You can play with mine.

;-)

I wish I wasn't going to get slapped again.
 

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Yeah, me too. Woo hoo. Oh, wait. Granted. It's icy cold now.

I wish I would log off before I get into trouble.
 

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Granted but you will never be able to log on again

I wish my graphics were better when I played The Sims 2
 

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Granted but for the last time Perciphone that is what you have pool boys for even if you do not have a pool-TO REMIND YOU TO PUT YOUR BRA IN THE FREEZER-at least with a pool boy your bra will be hot enough to need freezing

We wish adnauseam that Persiphone would finally get with the program and get her a damn pool boy or the equivalant diener of choice
 
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