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Jaycinth

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Granted...Beautiful wonderful sparkling unicorn....megalothic, drippy, foul nasty, stinking, rhino sized turd heaps 6 times a day.

I wish I had time to properly torture a person.
 

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Granted. "Cindy! Come here a sec . . . "

I wish I could remember Hienberg's Principle word for word and how to spell his name.

Granted, you're at Mardi Gras - but that's an awfully strong wind blowing, and it seems damp everywhere.

I still wish I could spell Hiesenburge right. See???
 

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Granted, - but you have so many beads you have fallen off your Mardi Gras float, rolled downhill and sunk without trace in a bayou.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.
 

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granted, but now no one else knows what you're talking about.

I wish I knew what you were talking about.
 

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Granted-you and your damned laundry

We wish persiphone a nice day and that psychic lesbians would do her laundry
with only minor strings attached-say in A flat?
 

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Doubling up here-sorry-Granted just watch the flatulence

I wish KTC's slow response to posts was not rubbing off on us.
 

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Granted. Unfortunately right after she adopts you, she realizes you lied about who you are, and exposes you as a fraud on her show. bummer. You're now in a million little pieces.

I wish Starbucks had free wi-fi access.
 

poetinahat

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Granted - the blossoms have been snipped off. "Signed, Morticia Addams."
(wait a minute... that would actually be quite cool... oh, well -- you get a good wish. sorry!)

I wish I had a surfboard.
 

MizzVyxen

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Do'h! Ok grocery delivery granted. You will have gorgeous delivery men to deliver your goods as often as you need them. Unfortunately, your hair will always be matted to your face and you'll have just a little bit of drool falling from the corner of your mouth.

Now - can I be a VS model?
 

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Granted. But he's not THAT George Clooney. He's Jorge Klooney - from Indianola, Iowa and has a pig farm. And he's ready to put you to work.

I wish I could be invisible.
 

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What? Who said that? Come out, come out, wherever you are . . .

I wish I was playing attention to the movie I'm supposedly watching (Capote).