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Rivana

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Granted. All the humidity was sucked into a giant typhoon and you happen to be out on a boat heading its way. My what a wondeful day... ;-)


I wish I could control all time.
 

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granted but you can only drink so much water

I wish that when I posted (even crappy) poetry in the critique poetry forum that at least more than one person would read it-don't care if I suck but some at least marginal response might be nice
 

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Granted. He was born yesterday. It will take him nearly fifty years before he's elected. Hope you're still around.

I wish I could travel, far and often.
 

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Granted; you're a superball. (Pretty cool, if you ask me.)

I wish everybody got one do-over in life.
 

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granted. salutations of any kind are banned. shhhh.

i wish my writing would reflect what's really in my head.
 

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Granted. You can easily train your cat to do that. Unfortunately, you can't keep him from licking out of it first. "Hmmmmm . . . needs more cream."

I wish my cat would just stop getting underfoot all the time, especially in the morning.
 

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Granted, but it struck the neighbor boy and now he's doing very creative things to your car.

I wish I could write while I sleep.
 

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You can and you do. May I say it is brilliant? thanks..It is brilliant!!!

However I'm wondering why you are sleepwalking supported by a tiny bungee cord suspended under the Golden Gate Bridge. But hey, at least all the grammer and spelling is correct. I can read it with binoculars. Oh look the fire rescue is coming for you. I don't think they are happy. . .

I wish I had the stapler from my desk at my old job on my desk here instead of this piece of junk new fangled imitation stapler that doesn't.
 

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Granted, unfortunately its most recent owner has been treating it badly and it now tries to staple you to the desk at every opportunity.

I wish I could run the air conditioning 24/7 without having to pay for it.
 

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Granted. Welcome to the Antartic. The AC is completely free, and runs 24/7.

I wish someone would massage my left shoulder.
 

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Granted. We'll just move it to November. Problem solved.

I wish I hadn't had to go to an company insurance meeting this morning and take lunch late.
 

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POOF!!! The people decided early that the meeting was going to run overtime, so they held the meeting in a wonderrful, exotic, and very expensive restaurant. The company is paying the bill.

So for lunch you get Alpaca Urine Champagne, Llama Thigh Tartare, with extra habenero peppers, smothered in onions, chestnut salad with raw sweetgrass, semi processed oats, regurgitated goat kibble and fermented hamster milk cheese. Desert is unripe starfruit, mixed with low fat cottage cheese make from yak milk, topped with unsweetened pomegranate seeds and cranberries, and served with coffee made from seeds eaten by a civit cat, excreted then roasted.

That will make up for the fact that the meeting will last so long, you'll miss dinner.

I wish I had some nicer jewelry.
 

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Granted. You're now sporting rare and expensive gems. Unfortunately, you didn't pay enough for them and DeBeers has contracted a hit on you. So sad.

I wish chocolate wasn't fattening.
 

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Granted. Chocolate is now comprised totally of ground up lettuce with artificial chocolate flavour added - no calories.

I wish that I could improve at roller blading.
 

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Granted. You've become So good, you've single-handidly revived the disco era. Now you have no time to write, and you have to spend hours skating around in a circle singing Xanadu.

I wish it was Fall.