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Cheering you all on!
Granted, you understand politics perfectly. Unfortunately, in order to change it, you'll have to work within the guidelines of the way they are now, & that will eventually undermine your entire attempt.

I wish I had some chocolate.
 

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Granted. Year's supply of Ex-Lax.

I wish music really were the international language.
 

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granted. But it's all stolen and the police are looking for you. Better hide... apparently you killed a bunch of people to get that money.

I wish I didn't have to make hard decisions.
 

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Granted. You are declared legally insane & someone else will be making your decisions for you.

I wish I knew which wish Jewel was granting.
 

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Granted--the wish for more money by arrowqueen. But now she's a fugitive and you're her accomplice.



I wish I had no bills.
 

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Granted. You're a mutant duck.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound.
 

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Granted. But you have no landing control so crashing back down might hurt a bit.

I wish I had a milkshake right now.
 

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Here's the one I've had in my freezer for a couple months. Hated to throw it away, you know.

I wish everything would go the way I want it to.
 

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Granted. Now you can have fun trying to find the ocean on your own.

I wish I had wings.
 

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Granted. You're a cockroach.

I wish we were improving the environment, not destroying it.
 

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Mother Nature agreed. Unfortunately she's hired those people from Extreme Makeover to do the job. They're repainting the trees fuscia and using beige grass.

I wish my cat would come when I called her.
 

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She does. Right this second! But now you are the size of a beenie baby, you smell like catnip and she remembers the time you bathed her. . . .I wish my company would hire a consultant I can't intimidate as easily.
 

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Granted. They've hired the Devil. And relocated to Hell. But hey, at least he's hard to intimidate!

I wish the riots in France would arrete as I'm going there on Friday.
 

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Granted. The Vichy government is back in power. Pack your German phrasebook.

I wish the Golden Rule were a law.
 

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Done, but Murphy's law must also be enforced without fail.


I wish I knew how to go to bed on time.
 

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Poof! Your bed is now a big round ( soft) clock. The second hand is very annoying, though......


I wish satan would stop piling.............stuff........on my desk.
 

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Granted. But, now that there's an empty spot, that guy who thinks he's Orlando Bloom comes and sits on your desk and hits on you.

I wish I would finish all the writings I've started.
 

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Granted. You write "The End" on all of them. Finished!

I wish I could take an African Safari.
 

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Granted. However, John died trying to slip his *** back into his Saturday Night Fever suit, and is at present decomposing in your soup.

I wish I was Jim Morrison.
 

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you are. you're just someone who has the same name, is a nobody, and can't sing for ****. You try to pick up girls using your name but they all think you are a loser.

I wish that really hot guy who comes to my cafe to ask me out.
 

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Sure, he asks you to go out... with his creepy friend who licks his lips whenever he sees you.


I wish I had a personal chef.