View Full Version : Ebay: Pen for sale
maestrowork
09-24-2004, 08:53 PM
Now this is creative writing. :rofl
Pen for Sale (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3837676332)
aka eraser
09-24-2004, 10:47 PM
That was a hoot. :)
Gotta wonder why he married her in the first place though...
arrowqueen
09-25-2004, 06:53 AM
What a wonderful rant! Very effective too, since the pen went for $31!
Reminds me of the ebay advert for 'The Satanic Toaster.'* It went for a lot too. Being as mad as a bagful of ferrets is obviously a great selling technique!
Cheers,
aq
* It went through umpteen loaves a day, chucked the toast at its owners and when cast off a cliff, reappeared in the driveway, covered in sea-weed.
Allegedly.
rtilryarms
09-25-2004, 07:49 AM
Hey, I think I know her!
brad
sugarmuffin
09-25-2004, 06:00 PM
I'm going to email that guy and tell him he should sub his story somewhere. Really. I am revamping my website and am going to have a section to post other folks writing. Perhaps I'll invite him to post it on my site.
Lisa
Yeshanu
09-25-2004, 08:56 PM
Gotta wonder why he married her in the first place though...
That was my question exactly... :b
Now he has an ugly shirt for sale, too.
It may all be a marketing ploy to promote his writing or something – so it was speculated on another discussion board.
maestrowork
09-26-2004, 09:08 PM
Either way, it was brlliant.
I'm thinking of selling the piece of rock in my shoe later today.
cabindweller
09-28-2004, 01:53 AM
That was great! I spent a good part of my lunch spewing up bits of chicken salad as I read that!
Thanks for making my day at work bearable.
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