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maestrowork
09-24-2004, 08:53 PM
Now this is creative writing. :rofl

Pen for Sale (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3837676332)

aka eraser
09-24-2004, 10:47 PM
That was a hoot. :)

Gotta wonder why he married her in the first place though...

arrowqueen
09-25-2004, 06:53 AM
What a wonderful rant! Very effective too, since the pen went for $31!

Reminds me of the ebay advert for 'The Satanic Toaster.'* It went for a lot too. Being as mad as a bagful of ferrets is obviously a great selling technique!

Cheers,
aq

* It went through umpteen loaves a day, chucked the toast at its owners and when cast off a cliff, reappeared in the driveway, covered in sea-weed.

Allegedly.

rtilryarms
09-25-2004, 07:49 AM
Hey, I think I know her!

brad

sugarmuffin
09-25-2004, 06:00 PM
I'm going to email that guy and tell him he should sub his story somewhere. Really. I am revamping my website and am going to have a section to post other folks writing. Perhaps I'll invite him to post it on my site.

Lisa

Yeshanu
09-25-2004, 08:56 PM
Gotta wonder why he married her in the first place though...

That was my question exactly... :b

reph
09-26-2004, 01:38 PM
Now he has an ugly shirt for sale, too.

It may all be a marketing ploy to promote his writing or something – so it was speculated on another discussion board.

maestrowork
09-26-2004, 09:08 PM
Either way, it was brlliant.

I'm thinking of selling the piece of rock in my shoe later today.

cabindweller
09-28-2004, 01:53 AM
That was great! I spent a good part of my lunch spewing up bits of chicken salad as I read that!

Thanks for making my day at work bearable.