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rtilryarms
11-21-2004, 10:09 PM
sometimes is wise whilst wading in wit
to be careful a little you dumb stupid twit!

Last night after church our Priest came over to say hi.

"are you going to be good Catholics and show up Thanksgiving for some pumpkin pie 'n cider?" he asked.

"Naw," i said, " I like my women separate."

Oh jeepers did I get a stare.


editied: oops, forgot the umpkin PIE. speakin of being a twit

ChunkyC
11-23-2004, 12:49 AM
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aka eraser
11-23-2004, 12:56 AM
Just a stare? You got off lucky my friend. ;)

rtilryarms
11-23-2004, 01:35 AM
You have no idea how lucky.
It was on the tip of my tongue to ask if the cider was made by Dickens.

whew.

maestrowork
11-23-2004, 01:46 AM
At least he got off.

rtilryarms
11-23-2004, 03:56 AM
DOH!

wwwatcher
11-27-2004, 02:23 PM
What did your wife do?

rtilryarms
11-27-2004, 07:05 PM
slapped the crap outa me.

as always.