God's Sense of Humor [Archive] - Absolute Write Water Cooler

RichMar

01-27-2005, 02:06 AM

Rudeness is but another angle on life, and it's judged by what's between the ears of the beholders. If it's dying to come out, Maestro, put your fingers down your throat and let loose.

I've had my talks with The Man. Although he's no Seinfeld there's still a certain depth to his humor. No, it's not the same as not laughing at your bosses jokes. When The Man bombs, a little giggle on your part goes a long way when you factor in eternal damnation.

His last bon mot to me, (something he said as I was in REM mode one night) was, "Don't worry, be happy."

I sat up and said, "Lord, does that mean I'll live the rest of my life in joy?"

"Nah," he said, "even God likes a catchy tune."

maestrowork

01-27-2005, 04:55 AM

I think boys as well as girls would agree on this one:

PMS

biotales

01-27-2005, 05:06 AM

"PMS"... thats not funny.... that is revenge....
nothing funny about it....
Biotales

RichMar

01-27-2005, 06:44 AM

I've never thought that PMS existed. (Whether your single or married, guys, keep thinking that. It makes both dating and married life so much smoother.)

biotales

01-27-2005, 07:20 PM

"Smoother"... not to my way of thinking.... It does make it intersting.
biotales

wurdwise

01-27-2005, 08:44 PM

Rich, I'm confused. As a female, I can attest that PMS very much exist, but how does denying it's existence make life living with a woman run smoother? My husband may want to know about this!:eek

Evidence of God's sense of humor. Our own.

maestrowork

01-27-2005, 09:50 PM

Richmar's post makes me think of another one of God's humor:

Ostrich.

biotales

01-27-2005, 09:57 PM

"Evidence of God's sense of humor. Our own."
Wurd, I was thinking humans in general....
Biotales

wurdwise

01-27-2005, 10:34 PM

Bio, you have a point.

I am reminded of the commercial where the people all resemble their cars. We are a funny, and funny looking. lot.

biotales

01-28-2005, 12:40 AM

Here is something scary... and maybe funny.... DO YOU REALIZE GOD CAN READ OUR THOUGHTS....
Biotales

wurdwise

01-28-2005, 12:47 AM

In that case, I'm in a heap 'o trouble!:evil

biotales

01-28-2005, 01:13 AM

:o :rolleyes Don't fell naked and alone.....
heehehheehhehe
Biotales

msQTpi

01-28-2005, 02:08 AM

If you need proof that God has a sense of humor here it is:

Have you ever seen a naked man run?

Remember, clothes were Adam and Eve's idea.

Renee'

biotales

01-28-2005, 02:19 AM

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Biotales

biotales

01-28-2005, 02:22 AM

Renee' just took a gander at your page.... how funny... and cute... but I do have to ask ya... if'n yor a southern how'd ya git the renee'.... you sure your not just a wanna be southerner..
Biotales

drgnlvrljh

01-28-2005, 03:30 AM

Life, in general!

No matter what happens to you, please try to find the lighter side. You might not see it right away (and I'm not saying there are things that are not tragic), but somewhere, there is irony.

msQTpi

01-28-2005, 03:58 AM

if'n yor a southern how'd ya git the renee'.... you sure your not just a wanna be southerner..

Southern Born and Bred

Renee' Marie is on my birth certificate...Virginia is too, as that is where I was born.

I have spent most of my adult life in Georgia and actually consider it to be my home more than Virginia now.

Renee'

sugarmuffin

01-28-2005, 04:49 AM

Hey Biotales, who says God can read our thoughts?

Maybe, maybe not...or only if we let s/him...

mwaha mwahahaha mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

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Yeshanu

01-28-2005, 05:35 AM

Proof of God's sense of humour? My whole life...

(And my darling Ally!)

RichMar

01-28-2005, 06:16 AM

I don't think so. I think he's stumbling around thinkking up a punch line--like the rest of us.

Betty W01

01-28-2005, 06:44 AM

those baboons with the bright blue bottoms...

maestrowork

01-28-2005, 06:51 AM

Lisa... s/him?

That's a new one. I really love sim.

:lol

msQTpi

01-28-2005, 08:22 AM

Quote:
those baboons with the bright blue bottoms...

OMG...LMAO, that is just too funny!!

Renee'

sugarmuffin

01-28-2005, 09:42 AM

penises

biotales

01-28-2005, 07:26 PM

msQTpi.... virginia.... Well that is my home state.... In a little place called Whitepost.... just a little piece of heaven...
Biotales

biotales

01-28-2005, 07:27 PM

Sugar..... Planet, name the planet.... cuz I am getting the feeling that your not from here...... just a feelin'...
Biotales:(

biotales

01-28-2005, 07:29 PM

Sugar..... Penises..... that has been used on the board and on this string already.... get another one.... :rollin :rollin :rollin
Biotales

maestrowork

01-28-2005, 09:57 PM

We all know what's on Sugarmuffin's mind lately... constantly...

:rollin

biotales

01-29-2005, 01:39 AM

Ya know I do worry about sugarmuffin.... Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
there is silence from that area of the world... should there be concern?
Biotales

rhymegirl

01-29-2005, 03:30 AM

Bras.

A very unfunny joke on women.

sugarmuffin

01-29-2005, 04:09 AM

I'm back. Was visiting my home planet of glgasssalslgagar.

I'll also respond to your email by tomorrow, biotales. I'm digging out of the weeds my starship landed in.

Love and s;klghserfdrtdrdon to you all. Even Ray!

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biotales

01-29-2005, 04:33 AM

Xxxxxxxxxxxcuse me alien .... but how did you manage to get through are radar..... :hat
Who let you in? Whoo is your inside contacts?
and what has this got to do with this string.... ?
Biotales

maestrowork

01-29-2005, 12:53 PM

s;klghserfdrtdrdon to you too, Sugarmuffin. You green thing you.

wurdwise

01-29-2005, 11:35 PM

Maybe God liked our astute observations concerning his sense of humor so much, he sent sugarmuffin to scout for future spots in his comedy troupe upstairs.

biotales

01-30-2005, 12:11 AM

Are you saying that sugarmuffin is a talent scout for God? Is that what your saying?..... Are you sure thats what your saying?....
IF you take a look at the board Maestro is the only one that answered sugar in her native language......
Forgive my but I do not think Maestro is God.... I think, and this is just me... But I think we have been invaded by space aliens and sugar is the leader, maestro is just one of her privates?
I do not think God has anything to do with it....
Biotales

wurdwise

01-30-2005, 12:36 AM

Maybe the aliens have the same God? Huh? Ever think about that? And I can talk in Sugarmuffin's language, too. Though Sugar is the leader and Maestro high up in the chain of alien command, I, just a lowly subaliens, can tell you that Grrigalisjsrgra is the coolest.:rollin

biotales

01-30-2005, 12:44 AM

8o 8o 8o 8o 8o 8o 8o
phsssssssssssssssssssssssssst somebody help.... don't tell the others but , but I think we have been invaded....
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... and they are green...
I bet this is NASA's fault and God does not know about it....
Help me, help me, help me...
Biotales

Lori Basiewicz

01-30-2005, 12:48 AM

Sugar,

Snark gagartukgur biotales ddebjnaer.

Betty W01

01-30-2005, 12:51 AM

I'll go get help...

http://fool.exler.ru/sm/shv.gif

drgnlvrljh

01-30-2005, 12:54 AM

maestro is just one of her privates?

Maybe it's the lack of coffee, or the lack of sleep...

But that just looked -WRONG- :eek

...

Okay, okay. I'll admit it. I just live in the gutter. :b

maestrowork

01-30-2005, 12:57 AM

There are worse things than being Sugarmuffin's (aka ae;2suaargre) privates.

biotales

01-30-2005, 02:54 AM

I just re-read the post I put up.... your right it is the coffee... I need more...
and even lori is showing up spacey.... ATTENTION ALL SPACE PEOPLE....
THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT YOUR POST... START YOUR OWN...
biotales

wurdwise

01-30-2005, 03:46 AM

Lori,

Aei sdil "Biotales" fgrggrt tgr firebdyx?

biotales

01-30-2005, 03:49 AM

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HELP, HELP, INVASION GOING ON.... HELP...:(
BIOTALES

ChunkyC

01-30-2005, 06:50 AM

maestro is just one of her privates?
...and penises are considered 'privates', and if sugarmuffin's an alien, therefore....

Are you saying Maestro is an alien penis?

Just wondering.

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/futurcit.gif

biotales

01-30-2005, 07:57 AM

somehow we have gone just a little off topic here...
so WHAT DO YOU THINK, GOD THINKS?
Biotales

wurdwise

01-30-2005, 08:16 AM

I think he thinks we're all a bunch of numbskulls.

aka eraser

01-30-2005, 10:47 AM

(But if we keep Him laughing, he might forget about all that stuff we do that ticks Him off.)

Dang! I've revealed The Plan.

I know! I'll add brackets to the first part so it's invisible!

Whew.

Lori Basiewicz

01-30-2005, 02:20 PM

somehow we have gone just a little off topic here...

You type this like you're surprised?

msQTpi

01-30-2005, 03:10 PM

Biotales,

I was born in Norfolk. Small world huh?

Renee'

(Maybe that will divert the Big Guys attention :\ )

sugarmuffin

01-30-2005, 07:21 PM

How 'bout them Red Sox?

(This is one of the things we were taught to say while trying to divert human attention from our alienness)

Our revered teachers also advised--if that didn't work--to stand up and yell:

Penises!

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biotales

01-30-2005, 08:03 PM

Sugar sweet heart..... GET BACK ON THE MEDS PLEASE....
biotales

wurdwise

01-30-2005, 09:13 PM

Assigned to Texas by our alien leader, I was told always to ask, "How ya'll doin?" Or say, "Ya'll come back now, ya hear?"

Boy, do I hate that!

fjukl dsakljdlsf! :evil (alien cursing grumble)

biotales

01-30-2005, 09:18 PM

Wurd.... don't you think we southerners can tell the differance. We know who you are and we have been watching you.... and .... it is YOU that has led us here to find your leader........ :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Biotales

sugarmuffin

01-30-2005, 09:31 PM

Wurd, go back to your spacepod until I send for you.

You need a time out. No swearing in human public. You are behaving like an ;orighw;eoghnahh.

And as for you, bio, get thee to your writing, and start with the reconstructive surgery experience of your main character. His experience, what procedures were conducted, and how it impacted his life. This from No'onikkakir, our Muse of Muses.

And as for Maestro, well, I always protect my privates, but you are cruising for a nosidwaar.

Akmaraa has spoken.

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biotales

01-30-2005, 09:48 PM

Sugar.............
PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT T....
Today I am packing so when I close on my new hiding place.... I will be sorta ready......
so you and your people can not find me... :lol :lol :lol :lol
Biotails

maestrowork

01-30-2005, 10:26 PM

We;ll find you; bio; ;23023bb621

wurdwise

01-30-2005, 10:58 PM

Sorry boss.8o

Wurd slinks into her pod, grumbling alien curses under her breath. (no, you can't hear them, I said, they are under her breath, silly earth creatures!)

biotales

01-30-2005, 11:06 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAA
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS one down.... and we are laughing at you...... :lol :b :b :b :b :b :b
and for your Maestro..... YOUR NEXT, NEXT I TELL YOU.... WE HAVE SLUETHS AND YOU CAN NOT HIDE..... HEEHEHEAHAHAHHEHEEHAHHAH:hat
biotales

maestrowork

01-30-2005, 11:31 PM

Gettingbackontopic

butt hair

biotales

01-30-2005, 11:58 PM

You can't get back on topic now.... now that you have been routed out.... or rooted out...
but, but,
THATS A NICE ONE....
Biotales

maestrowork

01-31-2005, 12:32 AM

Fart

(that's a great gift to men... ugh, yeah, especially men)

Betty W01

01-31-2005, 12:35 AM

Biotales

Maestro

Sugarmuffin

and all the rest of you nutballs.

(I include myself in that nutball summing-up, BTW...)

:eek

biotales

01-31-2005, 03:33 AM

Betty,
I will get you my pretty..... I see what side your on.... Now I know the secret between you and the (aliens)
Biotales:hat

wurdwise

01-31-2005, 05:39 AM

Biotales, it is dangerous in your position to threaten our Empress. Ah, but how could you know, not only is Betty the Empress of Cyberworld, but the Highest Empress of Seidslshe, where you, Biotales, are soon to be transported.

For If you will notice, you are the only non-alien on this page. Please pack at least one change of underwear for your journey.

Wurd of Seidslshe

biotales

01-31-2005, 05:42 AM

Wurd, in a word....
PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTT,AND, PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
HEHEEHHEHEHEHEEHEH
FIND ME I DARE YA
you see I can go invisiable....
heheheeheh
Biotales

batyler65

01-31-2005, 06:55 AM

This thread.

biotales

01-31-2005, 06:59 AM

Bat.....
WE ARE HAVING FUN.... AND STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE..... AND YOU SHOW UP WITH AN ATTITUDE.... YOU, YOU....
YOUR BANISHED.... PHFFFFFT.
Biotales

Lori Basiewicz

01-31-2005, 07:12 AM

Ah, Bio, you do have some delusions of grandeur, if you think you have the power to banish She-Who-Holds-The-Taser and governs this part of the Empress' world.

maestrowork

01-31-2005, 07:17 AM

Lori, you're giving our plan away...

wurdwise

01-31-2005, 09:57 AM

How bout them Red Sox?

wurdwise

02-01-2005, 11:25 AM

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/dancefool.gif

batyler65

02-02-2005, 09:30 AM

This thread seems to have wandered far afield of where it started. Those of you following the Betty/biotales exchange that used to appear here will need to visit the Betty W01 thread in TIO.

I'm deleting those posts from this thread.

Barb

BradyH1861

02-26-2005, 10:27 AM

My wife says that I am living proof that God has a sense of humor. I took it as a compliment....apparently that is not how it was intended.

:Smack:

Brady H.

Vipersniper

03-14-2005, 02:06 AM

:Hug2: Yes he has a sense of humor every time I look in the mirror I see his humor. Seriously folks if he did not have a sense of humor a lot of us would be zapped off the earth. My sermon for the day is this I do not plan on going anywhere that does not have laughter. There will be no laughter in hell so I made my reservations elsewhere.

Torin

03-27-2005, 05:09 PM

I always thought humankind in general was sufficient proof of God's sense of humour. :P

CACTUSWENDY

03-27-2005, 08:56 PM

;) First off...when this thread first started, RichMan and the 'Catchy Tune' thingy...was riot. That's how God talks to me.

His humor...females passing 'bowling balls' and us calling them babies.

Since we are created in His image, just look around sometime. Look at all the humorous things we get ourselves into. How could I have humor if He didn't have it?

And with us thinking we are in control of the outcome of our lives. (I can see Him shaking His head and laughing over some of the things I've done)

His 'special ways' of keeping us humble.

Puppies and Kittens...at play.

The fun He must have had creating all the wild animals.

Since humor is subjective to the audience that sees or hears it, the things I might find funny may not be so for you.

I think He laughs at us when we take ourselves too seriously and then has someone point it out to us how wrong we are. (we may not think it's funny)

But this is all IMO only and I think He will show me lots of things when I finally stand with Him in heaven that He did and said that kept the heavens rocking with laughter.

(I wonder what it's like to have 'perfect' humor? Sigh...I guess that will have to wait)
:snoopy:

mattdawg

08-04-2005, 04:09 AM

No need to wait for lightening unless you are the one doing something wrong. God does have a sense of humor. As a matter of fact, I am a Sunday School Teacher at my church, and I am in the middle of a series on God's sense of humor. If you truly want to read the extensive and lengthy proof of stories reply back, and I will post them for all to read. And again, don't worry about the lightening. :o)
Do you believe God has a sense of humor... and if your answer is yes... what prove do you have of this....
( I am moving out of the way of the lightening strikes)
Biotales:eek

Pat~

08-04-2005, 06:57 AM

I am convinced God has a sense of humor. (If humans weren't funny enough, just look at some of the animals he's created.)

One story that comes to mind is the Bible story about God's covenant with Abraham and his descendants (Gen. 17). In 17:19, while talking to Abraham about the convenant, He tells Abraham that he will have a son, and will name him Isaac. Then, in ch. 18, God again appears outside of Abraham's tent with a couple of angels, and repeats the promise. Sarah, eavesdropping from the door of the tent, starts laughing to herself (she's around 90 yrs. old), and God confronts her about it ("is anything too hard for the Lord?) Sarah, all flustered, denies laughing, but God told her yes, she did.

The next year, Sarah bears a son, and they name him Isaac. But God had the last laugh; the name "Isaac" means "He laughs" in Hebrew.

pconsidine

08-04-2005, 06:16 PM

My proof of God's sense of humour?

That I can crack a joke at a funeral, in church, that has my wife's entire family almost cutting off their heads to keep from laughing out loud and still not be struck with some instantaneous horrible retribution on the spot.

Of course, the deceased had a pretty sick sense of humour himself, so maybe that was my rescue.