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astonwest
12-30-2005, 08:48 AM
Because if Angelina Jolie is going to get two......

I shall attempt to get a self-portrait up soon...
It's slow going when you're working on it in MS Paint...
If I could only "pump up" my breasts a wee bit more...

MacAllister
12-30-2005, 08:49 AM
...oh dear.

robeiae
12-30-2005, 09:32 AM
I heard "The Aston West All-Leather Swimsuit Calendar" would be available soon. Send me a signed one, would ya?

Rob :)

MacAllister
12-30-2005, 09:36 AM
Do we have a volunteer to tattoo "Aston forever" somewhere on their nether regions?

William Haskins
12-30-2005, 09:40 AM
i've had one for months.

MacAllister
12-30-2005, 09:41 AM
It must be exhausting, staying that far ahead of the curve.

robeiae
12-30-2005, 09:47 AM
It must be exhausting, staying that far ahead of the curve.
It must be exhausting, playing catch-up all the time... :D

Rob :)

William Haskins
12-30-2005, 09:47 AM
hero worship is easy; life is exhausting.

astonwest
12-30-2005, 05:44 PM
You betcha, Rob...
We had to postpone production a few months, though, to find some more leather...the proofs made it pretty obvious my friends and I were just swapping the outfits.

Everyone should take note of July...
That's where Haskins' "Aston Forever" tattoo is displayed.

And then there's December...Rione and Juniper in matching fur-lined jackets...*growl*

Shadow_Ferret
12-30-2005, 06:44 PM
Aston who?

PeeDee
12-30-2005, 07:36 PM
I was going to start a thread dedicated to myself, but I figured we'd probably actually need a sub-category of forums to extoll the cleverness of Me.

maestrowork
12-30-2005, 07:58 PM
Is he related to Adam West? If yes, sign me up. West is/was so dreamy... *starry eyes blink blink*

Dawno
12-30-2005, 08:06 PM
Ya'll know if this stuff gets out of hand like the infamous "Night of the Houses" it'll all go bye bye.

I just hope John Cleese is spared. He has a lemur named after him, you know.

Oh, I happen to have read the early adventures of this West guy and I'd watch my valuables while he's around ;)

astonwest
12-30-2005, 08:37 PM
Blasphemy from the one with the sparkly ears!!!
Where can you find the Knight and the Viking when you need 'em?

Could be, Maestro...I'm not up on my extended lineage to know.
But I do know that I'm in no way associated with this Ashton Kucher fellow...
if folks would notice, there's not an 'h' in my first name, no matter how many people try to put one there.

That reminds me, Haskins, you might want to double-check that tattoo...

Dawno
12-30-2005, 08:42 PM
Notice how he goes all ad hominem on me but doesn't refute my point...And I have a, uh, special relationship with the Viking so don't count on him against me. He knows where his mead and herrings are coming from. :)

DaveKuzminski
12-30-2005, 08:47 PM
What? There's a Cleese-West love child running around? ;)

Unique
12-30-2005, 08:47 PM
oh, oh...

I thought that AW tattooed on my butt stood for Absolute Write. Are you telling me it really stands for Aston West?

shoot. now i have to go get another one.

robeiae
12-30-2005, 08:52 PM
shoot. now i have to go get another one.
Butt, tattoo, or website?

Unique
12-30-2005, 08:53 PM
Butt, tattoo, or website?

well, if i can get another butt, can i use yours?

astonwest
12-30-2005, 08:54 PM
Notice how he goes all ad hominem on me but doesn't refute my point...
There was a point? ;)
Silly girl...if you'd read my earlier tales, you would of course know that I only take things people abandon. So, if you're in the habit of abandoning your prize jewels on the side of the road, can it really be considered criminal when I take them?

Tsk, tsk...

Unique, many folks thought they were doing the same thing.
Did I mention I had a sizeable investment in a tattoo removal company?

astonwest
12-30-2005, 08:55 PM
What? There's a Cleese-West love child running around? ;)

Adam and John must be pretty embarrassed. ;)

rhymegirl
12-30-2005, 09:02 PM
Ya'll know if this stuff gets out of hand like the infamous "Night of the Houses" it'll all go bye bye.

Dawno, I had that same exact thought! That night when we each built a house on Absolute Boulevard was a lot of fun, but look what happened? The houses got demolished just when things were getting good. I was even starting to make a profit with my Kate's Bar and Grill--lots of customers!

It never lasts.

robeiae
02-09-2006, 02:29 AM
Where the hell is my Aston West All-Leather Swimsuit Calender? It's February, already!

Rob :)

astonwest
02-14-2006, 02:54 AM
We can't be held responsible for the US Postal Service...

It's not our fault they saw it and wanted to keep it for themselves.
Either that or it may have violated some local ordinances.

mkcbunny
02-14-2006, 06:10 AM
Oh Rob, look. There's evidence agains USPS. You must be delighted!

writerterri
02-14-2006, 06:14 AM
Aston who?



yeah! Give me a break I was only born in 1966.

robeiae
02-14-2006, 08:10 AM
Oh Rob, look. There's evidence agains USPS. You must be delighted! Actually, I don't have any more room in my USPS file. I'll have to keep it in the Aston West file, instead.

Rob :)

astonwest
02-16-2006, 04:07 AM
Actually, I don't have any more room in my USPS file. I'll have to keep it in the Aston West file, instead.
You'd better get yourself one of those mega-expanding file folders...

astonwest
02-16-2006, 04:08 AM
yeah! Give me a break I was only born in 1966.
I'm still trying to figure out what that has to do with the price of tea in China.

robeiae
02-16-2006, 04:10 AM
36 yen/kilo?

astonwest
02-16-2006, 08:56 AM
Maybe 1966 was the last time it was at that price? Who knows?

Dawno
02-16-2006, 09:06 AM
Hey, Rob, can I invoke the "Freedom of Information Act" to find out what you've got in the Dawno file?

If you tell me you don't have one I'll be very pouty for days and days.

astonwest
02-17-2006, 04:06 AM
Hey, Rob, can I invoke the "Freedom of Information Act" to find out what you've got in the Dawno file?I think he calls that the Dawno wing...

Dawno
02-17-2006, 04:45 AM
Hey!!!

astonwest
02-20-2006, 03:40 AM
is usually reserved for horses?
;)

astonwest
08-27-2006, 02:12 AM
I originally went off in search of a thread I'd started for feedback on a query letter. However, it must have gotten blown away in the last server issue AW had...

But while searching, I stumbled across this thread. One can't do better than the classics (at least that's the general consensus around Hollywood, I figure)...

writerterri
08-27-2006, 02:26 AM
So you're the one who dug this back up.

Did you ever figure out the price of tea in China?



Aston who?

robeiae
08-27-2006, 02:30 AM
Hey! Some pretty important sh*t was dealt with in this thread.

BTW Terri, :Hug2:

Unique
08-27-2006, 02:32 AM
I still have my tattoo.

writerterri
08-27-2006, 03:48 AM
Hey! Some pretty important sh*t was dealt with in this thread.

BTW Terri, :Hug2:


Thank you, Darlin. I did some crying today already. Now I need some quality freak time.

jbal
08-27-2006, 06:01 AM
Compression driver.
This is the non sequitur thread, right?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2006, 08:19 AM
Is it? I thought it was the sotto voce thread! Sorry... I'll just slip back out the side door...

astonwest
08-28-2006, 01:38 AM
Maybe I was just feeling nostalgic, having to skim over most of the other threads I see anymore... ;)

Unique
08-28-2006, 01:39 AM
it's fun flitting through the archives...

astonwest
08-28-2006, 01:41 AM
I still have my tattoo.Wear it with pride. Sometimes, the greatest fashion statements take a while to catch on with the masses...

Though I would have figured with Haskins admitting his own, that would have been the go-ahead for all the others...