You seem like a nice lady

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And it's a pleasure to meet you. You're not like the other girls
- has anyone ever told you that before? No, of course not.
They don't get you like I do. Wait, please don't leave!

I'll only stay for a bit, okay? I swear it. And we'll just hang
out and make some posts together. It's going to be perfect, I just know it.
And there's nothing sexual about it, unless you want there to be?
NO, me either! Oh man, you're so funny! Haha! Oh boy, we're so funny together...
 
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Welcome.

I'm 6'-3 1/2" and 255 pounds. How about a hug?
 

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Right ... there. No, there. No, wait -
:Hug2:I am a nice lady. How wonderfully perceptive of you to notice.

You'll like it here. But - don't listen to what anyone might tell you about me - you're right. You get me.

I think we should have a nice long chat. Want to go for a walk alone in the park tonight? No, no. No pressure at all.

But seriously - :welcome:
 
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Well, this goes against my better judgment, but Welcome :D
 
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Hey there :) Welcome to AW!

It is certainly a pleasure to make your acquaintance but please make haste for my husband does not allow such fraternization with strangers

What? You really think you get me? How I have longed for the day when someone would actually get me and yet how bittersweet this is in knowing we can never truly be together...

No, please don't say anymore - I should leave you now - Be well and enjoy :)
 
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Wait a minute. Have you peeked into the special clothes trunk I keep in the back of the closet?
 

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Welcome...a nice lady is as beautiful as a rare gem. May you be surrounded by many in this lifetime.
 
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Welcome to AW. Glad to have you join us!
 
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