I Loathe Introduction Threads

Because honestly, who has time to read a billion newbies going: "OMG HI FORUM!"
Besides that, in my experience, a lot of people make intro threads and never show their face again.
Hopefully I'm not one of those.

Hello, all. I am Inspector Karamazov, which is a mouthful of a username. I have been writing since I was old enough to string sentences together, and have pretty much kept everything I've ever written. Writing is pretty much the one thing I'm good at (at least, the only thing I can do that people actually praise.)

I'm currently a student at a community college, but I'm going to transfer to a four year school after I get my Assosiate's. (looking at Emerson, hopefully).

In other news: I like hedgehogs, I skip to many meals, I can sing the entire score of Les Miserables (badly), and I loathe maggots and the word: "huffy".

How do you like your popcorn?

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Is that a trick question?

Is there a reason for not liking huffy?

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1. There are too many f's.
2. It's just an extremely annoying word.
3. I hate the word plethora, too. I sounds too much like placenta.

I think you'll find our Publish America threads warmly informative and written with the utmost loving care.

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That's how I found this place, actually.