PDA

View Full Version : HIya....


SMC101
05-10-2011, 02:50 AM
Lets see where to begin... I write a lot... and most of it is smut and crap but occasionally I'll put out some stuff that will survive the mainstream. Its all crap, and probably needs a copy editor... but if you are looking for someone to write I'll be happy to give it a try. Fiction...Erotica... Sci Fi.. Fantasy. Just need a little parameters.

alleycat
05-10-2011, 02:51 AM
Welcome.

Alessandra Kelley
05-10-2011, 03:08 AM
Welcome to AW.

Gothic Vampire Queen
05-10-2011, 03:21 AM
What do you mean by parameters?

SMC101
05-10-2011, 03:23 AM
Parameters; Lines the writer is forbidden to cross... because when I usually pick up my creative crayon... I don't pay much attention to the lines.

Aylaa
05-10-2011, 03:25 AM
sup.

Gothic Vampire Queen
05-10-2011, 03:26 AM
Ah, I see. Is there anything you need help on?

Welcome to the forum!

SMC101
05-10-2011, 03:34 AM
Ah, I see. Is there anything you need help on?

Welcome to the forum!

I'm good for now I just thought I should announce myself and not step on any toes while doing so... being new to a forum, one can easily stomp on toes unintentionally.

Well *ponders* actually know anyone looking for a fair writer?

Gothic Vampire Queen
05-10-2011, 03:42 AM
That I know of?

SMC101
05-10-2011, 03:48 AM
That I know of?
Well you did ask...so yes.

Gothic Vampire Queen
05-10-2011, 03:52 AM
It depends on what you are looking for.

xXVampyrePrincessXx
05-10-2011, 04:16 AM
Welcome :)

~Amber~

SMC101
05-10-2011, 04:31 AM
It depends on what you are looking for.

Like I said I'd be willing to give just about anything a shot as long as I am aware of the rules...

CACTUSWENDY
05-10-2011, 04:31 AM
Welcome to AW. Hope you enjoy your stay with us.
How do you like your popcorn?

If you go to the bottom of the page to the ‘forum jump’ you can scroll down and find all the areas of this place. Most of the SYW areas require the password of ….vista. A word to the wise, (50 posts), it would be a good idea to participate first in helping others before you think about posting your own work. After you have been around here for awhile, then post something of your own for help. Good luck.

SMC101
05-10-2011, 04:34 AM
And thank you everyone else for saying hi!

SMC101
05-10-2011, 04:35 AM
Welcome to AW. Hope you enjoy your stay with us.
How do you like your popcorn?

If you go to the bottom of the page to the ‘forum jump’ you can scroll down and find all the areas of this place. Most of the SYW areas require the password of ….vista. A word to the wise, (50 posts), it would be a good idea to participate first in helping others before you think about posting your own work. After you have been around here for awhile, then post something of your own for help. Good luck.

candied? Popcorn that is

MMConway
05-10-2011, 08:24 AM
Welcome to the forum from a fellow newbie.

SMC101
05-10-2011, 09:47 AM
Right so I must play right with others.... sounds like lines I once wrote..

Nickie
05-10-2011, 10:29 AM
Hello, and welcome to the forums.



Nickie

SMC101
05-10-2011, 11:52 AM
Thanks Nickie

Chessny
05-10-2011, 12:14 PM
Helloo...Welcome to the forums.
The dining hall is down to the right, you will be our first meal of the day.
Don't worry, hopefully you'll survive.

Enjoy your stay!

M. Scott
05-10-2011, 01:13 PM
greetings

TheMurf
05-10-2011, 01:17 PM
Welcome to AW, SMC

Don't worry about my toes, they have been stepped on before

SMC101
05-10-2011, 01:21 PM
Okay so how does this work exactly? we poke around in holes looking for people who are looking for creative people or do the people who are looking poke around in holes occupied by the creative people or do we put up some of the crap we have written or is there some sort of etiquette and protocol?

regdog
05-10-2011, 03:50 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/hello.gif


Don't forget to read the Newbie's Guide (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66315) and enjoy AW


Members who want to start a thread in Share Your Work to have work critiqued need
50 posts. So take some time to read the stickies, greet fellow newbies, critique other members’
works, or join a discussion.






I have passes for the pool on the roof, only $10

LKWatts
05-10-2011, 08:12 PM
Hi there and welcome!

thehairymob
05-10-2011, 09:43 PM
:hi::hooray:

SMC101
05-10-2011, 11:20 PM
Yeah your stickies... got about halfway through them and felt the need to fire automatic weapons. or was that getting a drool rag, helpful? they ramble in directions where I respond with, Oh that is so far from here... That and those darn stickies are trying to put the screws to me... *ponders*

I must play nicely...

parumpdragon
05-10-2011, 11:41 PM
Hi there, just wanted to say welcome tot he thread!:welcome:

SMC101
05-10-2011, 11:52 PM
Thanks for the welcome parump.

Okay so who wrote the rule here? I mean it reads like well either a Russian novelist wrote it and then someone translated badly, or perhaps it was written by an engineer which on one hand can be very instructive if your trying to put a bookshelf together but..
I must be nice I must be nice...

50 posts that's not a really good qualifier I don't think go through and say hi on 50 different threads, who came up with that idiotic rule? Hi I like to spam threads and then I want you to look at my trunk full of magic things...

"Billy tell me where the bad man..."

"No Billy its okay it was just spam"

"Spam the kryptonite of writers..."

Meanwhile back in another part of the neighborhood... A intrepid group of actors was doing their rendition of Monty Python....

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:26 AM
50 posts seriously... that is enough to make anyone crazy... so on with the spam and perhaps some rambling ... I am also a member of another site that is plagued with trolls and critics and perverts and all manner of evil people a few vampire lovers and some very eloquent writers... *shrugs* I just came here to see what its about but this 50 posts crap is almost too much to bare... what am I on 25 or 26 and its really annoying to write in the dark... but what can one do?

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:27 AM
Twenty eight

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:27 AM
twenty nine

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:28 AM
ahh a timer I found the timer thirty!

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:29 AM
Okay so longer rambles inbetween posts anyone want me to talk about anything .... your choices are mud and cheese... thirty one

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:30 AM
There are probably as many varieties of mud as there are varieties of snow... there is thick sticky mud and thin runny mud and the mud that accumulates on the car and then the mud that will build up in the wheel wells of the car... thirty two

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:30 AM
Thirty three 33 XXXIII wow

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:39 AM
In heaven there is no beer
that's why we drink it here
and when we gone from here
all our friends will be drinking all our beer

In heaven there is no wine
we drink till we feel fine,
and when it comes our time,
all our friends will be drinking all our wine.

no I didn't write it and I couldn't tell you who to attribute it to but is sure makes me smile.

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:51 AM
So another post I should have said something about being able to talk to myself for 50 or more posts... but ahh that's okay

SMC101
05-11-2011, 12:51 AM
I only need a few more posts and I'll be golden... well what is this thirty nine? that is just eleven away from fifty

SMC101
05-11-2011, 01:16 AM
not long now I'm just a hop skip and a jump away.

SMC101
05-11-2011, 01:17 AM
see this kind of stuff should never be allowed its like just running through forums and posting a smiley face except here I'm just rambling on my own thread.

SMC101
05-11-2011, 01:17 AM
and one more post and I'll be about done and everyone will be happy and normalicy will return.

SMC101
05-11-2011, 01:18 AM
Would you like to know more?

tlsmithbooks
05-11-2011, 01:26 AM
Welcome to the cooler. I'm a newbie too and learning the ways of the forum. I look forward to meeting new people, and to some creative crits.

SMC101
05-11-2011, 03:07 AM
Like I said I write primarily on another forum... well stories board and so I found this place and invited my friends... I imagine they will be along here soon enough

Quentin Nokov
05-12-2011, 01:22 AM
Welcome, but seriously dude? Spamming your own thread for post counts. Such a newbie. *shakes head* Just come here > http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6133582&posted=1#post6133582