http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/14/glenn-beck-japan-earthquake-god_n_835573.html#
Can't Beck just be quite on some of the international issues? I think we'd all be better off that way.
Earthquake hitting Japan is a message from god?
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Can't Beck just be quite on some of the international issues? I think we'd all be better off that way.
I heard earlier today that the Dolphin and Whale Gods were upset. I just can't attribute the remarks to Fox news yet.
BjornAbust
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No, I'm pretty sure God didn't have anything to do with this one. He's too busy spreading AIDS and famine in Africa and overseeing the gang-rape of eleven-year-old girls in Texas.
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I've been asking all day - when are rocks and weather not God's mood ring? Is there a certain miles-per-hour that turns a regular wind into his irritable sighs?
billythrilly7th
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Why woukd god be upset with Japan?
They're awesome.
Anyone notice how there is no looting? Jack Cafferty did.
Love me some Japanese. Great people. And I think god would agree.
They're awesome.
Anyone notice how there is no looting? Jack Cafferty did.
Love me some Japanese. Great people. And I think god would agree.
Exactly. Great food. Amazingly hot women. Bizarre and hilarious vending machines. These are just a few of the many great things about Japan.
If so, does this mean everything is a sign from God?
OMG Christchurch gets obliterated in earthquake - no one says it's a sign of God (AFAIAA)
Japan? Yeah, sign form God . right there.
Um....Why would that be then? Earthquake is a sign, then it;s sign where ever it turns up, right?
If God was sending a sign, I reckon he'd pick a more hedonist place.
OMG Christchurch gets obliterated in earthquake - no one says it's a sign of God (AFAIAA)
Japan? Yeah, sign form God . right there.
Um....Why would that be then? Earthquake is a sign, then it;s sign where ever it turns up, right?
If God was sending a sign, I reckon he'd pick a more hedonist place.
I actually think this is more a message from Earth, that it's tired of the human parasite and wants to shake us off.
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Things like that sicken me. WHy is it an act of God. I mean, what is Beck saying? That Japan somehow deserves this? They said the same thing about Haiti. "it's because they practice Voudou!" Shut the fuck up.
If that's a sign from God, then so is the fact that tornadoes hit Nebraska, Kansas, Texas, the Dakotas and Oklahoma.
Yep. If God hates the Japanese, then God hates rednecks too.
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Yellowstone has an active volcano under it that's about due. God is reluctantly waiting for the right number of people to eat tacos on Tuesday before he flicks the 'on' switch.
You heathens better eat at McDs on Tuesday. I don't want to die. Just saying.
You heathens better eat at McDs on Tuesday. I don't want to die. Just saying.
If I took anything that jerk said seriously, I'd feel the way you do. But come on S.F. how can you get even remotely upset about a douche bag like that?
billythrilly7th
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BjornAbust
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Hm. Seems Beck isn't alone:
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/...-for-calling-quake-divine-retribution/?hpt=C2
At least this guy's already apologized, though.
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/...-for-calling-quake-divine-retribution/?hpt=C2
At least this guy's already apologized, though.