Today's great quotes:

Excellent juxtaposition, blacbird.

I hope this is an ongoing thread.

It might be impossible to find more of such perfect examples of delusional thinking... or am I being too optimistic?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

It might be impossible to find more of such perfect examples of delusional thinking... or am I being too optimistic?

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"My book ms is bound to become a bestseller!"

Imagine them in rehab together.

I wish there was a rehab for psychotic dictators...maybe it should be mandatory before anyone runs for president.

Just watched that interview. Silly Charlie. Rock stars are from Mars. Clearly, you are from Uranus.

It seems obvious to me that both Muammar and Charlie are delusional and seriously ill. Both utter stuff that isn't just ridiculous, it often makes no sense at all.

"The reason it went bad is because I don't do pills. I don't take opiates, I don't do benzos or any of that psychotropic nonsense. I used to [take cocaine]. I've gotta be careful because that's like lawsuits and things that went on. Well, yeah. I'm not taking it. I had to pay for it. Well, um, I hadn't done any for a while, like 7 hours, but I had this hernia thing that was popping out." ~ charlie sheen

Cats quote Charlie Sheen.

Just so wrong.

This thread should have come with a poll. How many people on AW would like to be as underpaid as Charlie Sheen is.

BTW, on an unrelated note, I just got bad news from my doctor. I do not have Tiger blood and Adonis dna. Rather Pig blood and Jabba the Hutt DNA. oh well...