Oops . . . sorry! Didn’t mean to stumble through the door like that. I watched as Jessica Berry walked out of the closet across the street and walked in here but wasn’t watching my step. Wow, this place is a lot bigger inside than I expected from looking at the old storefront door and windows that I saw from the sidewalk. I saw a woman come in here last Monday before last – I think her name was Emma – carrying several boxes of pizza. Any of that left? .
Well, since I made all that noise stumbling in, may’s well introduce myself, huh? I been lurkin’ outside the door of this bar for a few days now, peering in the windows whenever I pass this way. I guess that neon sign above the door outside that flashes, WORK, means this is the WORK Bar, huh? Great! If I’m in here and my wife calls me, I can tell her that I’m at WORK.
Hey, regdog, would you raise your hand so I’ll know where you are? Ah . . . I see ya now. And how ‘bout WENDY? Yep, I see you now at that table with the CACTUS plant in front of your laptop. Hey, ladies, I read the Newbie Guide, pasted on the outside of the window to the left of the door before I came in. I know about the 50 posts prior to asking for critique. WENDY, I’ll hold off on the popcorn for now. Thanks, anyway. I’ll also pass on the pool pass for now . . . gotta save the $10 for printer ink.
Hey, Hairy . . . HairyMob, where are you? Never mind, I see you over there. Hey, I think we’re related. Your avatar looks a lot like my twin brother.
Any Jack Daniels behind that bar? Okay, who drank it all? How ‘bout some sake (酒)? It goes great with pizza. Hey, barkeep, gi’me a bottle of that sake, would ya? I think I’ll have a seat here, shut up and just think about the short story I just finished and will hopefully have totally tweaked in a year or two. Or maybe I’ll think about that story – what d’ya call it, oh, yeah, novel – that I’ve been working on and finally got to 69,000 words on the way to 95K+/-, I hope.
Well, since I made all that noise stumbling in, may’s well introduce myself, huh? I been lurkin’ outside the door of this bar for a few days now, peering in the windows whenever I pass this way. I guess that neon sign above the door outside that flashes, WORK, means this is the WORK Bar, huh? Great! If I’m in here and my wife calls me, I can tell her that I’m at WORK.
Hey, regdog, would you raise your hand so I’ll know where you are? Ah . . . I see ya now. And how ‘bout WENDY? Yep, I see you now at that table with the CACTUS plant in front of your laptop. Hey, ladies, I read the Newbie Guide, pasted on the outside of the window to the left of the door before I came in. I know about the 50 posts prior to asking for critique. WENDY, I’ll hold off on the popcorn for now. Thanks, anyway. I’ll also pass on the pool pass for now . . . gotta save the $10 for printer ink.
Hey, Hairy . . . HairyMob, where are you? Never mind, I see you over there. Hey, I think we’re related. Your avatar looks a lot like my twin brother.
Any Jack Daniels behind that bar? Okay, who drank it all? How ‘bout some sake (酒)? It goes great with pizza. Hey, barkeep, gi’me a bottle of that sake, would ya? I think I’ll have a seat here, shut up and just think about the short story I just finished and will hopefully have totally tweaked in a year or two. Or maybe I’ll think about that story – what d’ya call it, oh, yeah, novel – that I’ve been working on and finally got to 69,000 words on the way to 95K+/-, I hope.
Welcome Joe.
