Watching Anthony Bourdain in the Philippines with my Filipino husband who's waxing nostalgic about all those nasty street foods being talked about on the show.
He asked the kids if they'd like to go there and they said sure.
I said I'd go anywhere if everyone there spoke English, the water was pure and potable, there were no big bugs, the hotels were at least 5 stars, I could eat the food without fearing the contents, and everything was air conditioned.