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DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 01:28 AM
I know there are some folks out there that wouild like to take one year off... from holiday madness. How would you spend it?


poll to follow...

quickWit
12-23-2009, 01:29 AM
I'd spend the day inserting extraneous i's in my posts.

cray
12-23-2009, 01:31 AM
:roll:

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 01:36 AM
I'd spend the day inserting extraneous i's in my posts.
but will you vote for yourself:D

Mr Flibble
12-23-2009, 01:38 AM
Roast a rabbit for my tea.

quickWit
12-23-2009, 01:42 AM
but will you vote for yourself:D

Don't I always?

< insert canned 80's laughter >

*addresses studio audience*

DL has hidden an extra vowel somewhere in her original post. Be the first to find it and you'll qualify for a chance to play 'Hide the Sardine' with cray on New Years Eve!

BenPanced
12-23-2009, 01:51 AM
I'd rather have a Tupperware party with a rhino.

(Fans of the comic Sylvia will know which I speak.)

bettielee
12-23-2009, 01:54 AM
So do I get TWO years with no holidays?

:)

JLCwrites
12-23-2009, 02:23 AM
"what would you rather do than the holidays... "


Hugh Jackman.

JLCwrites
12-23-2009, 02:25 AM
Don't I always?

< insert canned 80's laughter >

*addresses studio audience*

DL has hidden an extra vowel somewhere in her original post. Be the first to find it and you'll qualify for a chance to play 'Hide the Sardine' with cray on New Years Eve!

i.

Tell Cray he can keep his sardine at your place. I just need the battery to power up the Turkettes' toys.

quickWit
12-23-2009, 02:29 AM
i.

Tell Cray he can keep his sardine at your place. I just need the battery to power up the Turkettes' toys.

Ooooo, aren't we just the cat's pajamas? Hey Turkey...I said qualify. You qualify for a round of Hide the Sardine. You don't just automatically win!

Pfft! The nerve of some birds...

JLCwrites
12-23-2009, 02:32 AM
Ooooo, aren't we just the cat's pajamas? Hey Turkey...I said qualify. You qualify for a round of Hide the Sardine. You don't just automatically win!

Pfft! The nerve of some birds...

*Looks around* I don't see anyone else playing this game. Now, pull Cray out of your backside and hand him over.
:D

semilargeintestine
12-23-2009, 02:37 AM
I get every year off.

[/gloat]

quickWit
12-23-2009, 02:44 AM
pull Cray out of your backside and hand him over.

But he's the wind beneath my...well, yanno.

JLCwrites
12-23-2009, 02:48 AM
But he's the wind beneath my...well, yanno.

I know Cray isn't the source of your 'wind'.

Wayne K
12-23-2009, 02:51 AM
Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.

Susie
12-23-2009, 03:17 AM
I'd rather go to the chocolate factory 'n eat chocolate 'til my eyeballs explode. LOL.

mscelina
12-23-2009, 03:19 AM
Gargle arsenic isn't an option? Well fine then. I won't vote.

Pffffffffffffffffft.

dgrintalis
12-23-2009, 03:20 AM
I like cookies. :D

scarletpeaches
12-23-2009, 03:21 AM
I get every year off.

[/gloat]What he said.

Still makes grocery shopping at this time of year a friggin' nightmare.

semilargeintestine
12-23-2009, 03:39 AM
Ugh, tell me about it. It took me 2 hours to get to the Shoprite by the girlfriend's house last night. I wanted to murder someone.

scarletpeaches
12-23-2009, 03:41 AM
Or as I said to the taxi driver (and kuwisdelu on MSN), "I've got that stabby pain behind one eye that makes me want to throttle someone."

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 05:51 AM
Don't I always?

< insert canned 80's laughter >

*addresses studio audience*

DL has hidden an extra vowel somewhere in her original post. Be the first to find it and you'll qualify for a chance to play 'Hide the Sardine' with cray on New Years Eve!

ewwwwwww!

get back in the jacuzzi...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lAw0HHr2mOc/Sd4hRydrVKI/AAAAAAAAALg/fEhIfgTFnus/s400/bunny+in+a+pot.jpg

barbilarry
12-23-2009, 05:54 AM
I would love to be on a warm beach anywhere.

LaurieD
12-23-2009, 06:19 AM
Being a time zone away from one's relatives has it's advantages.

Plugging the only phone line the relatives have the number for into the fax machine helps too.

Though they do have my address...

Someday, someday I tells ya, I'll finally move. And give them a po box address in another town. Two towns away.

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 06:47 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zqFoq3qej2c/Sd1RfpNR7_I/AAAAAAAApYI/gJBKr6w5F50/s400/013bunnyDM_468x611.jpg

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 06:49 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1076/678872041_3704ea3c47.jpg

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 06:51 AM
http://www.democracycellproject.net/blog/archives/Maxi-Posters-Winnie-the-Pooh---Group-hug-71606.jpg

Cella
12-23-2009, 07:00 AM
ewwwwwww!

get back in the jacuzzi...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lAw0HHr2mOc/Sd4hRydrVKI/AAAAAAAAALg/fEhIfgTFnus/s400/bunny+in+a+pot.jpg
Jump, Bunneh! It's not a jacuzzi at all!

How could anyone hurt such a cute little rabbit? Look at that face...and nose....awwww....

slcboston
12-23-2009, 08:22 AM
Again with the polls?

And a Scrooge-worthy one at that?

DL, for shame....

I have but two things to say to that:

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnR8JiiizM&feature=related)

... and I make some wicked good cookies :D

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 09:35 AM
Again with the polls?

And a Scrooge-worthy one at that?

DL, for shame....

I have but two things to say to that:

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=dCnR8JiiizM&feature=related)

... and I make some wicked good cookies :D



And to you my friend!


Also you and the cookie option are very popular:)

amlptj
12-23-2009, 12:59 PM
Id love to spend the holidays sleeping, wake me when the nightmare is over!

Leukman
12-23-2009, 09:10 PM
I don't do lockers.



And why isn't 'Whack you X-wife' an option??? :Wha:



Pfft. I'm not voting.

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 09:20 PM
I don't do lockers.



And why isn't 'Whack you X-wife' an option??? :Wha:



Pfft. I'm not voting.
*Shoves the monkey and rabbit into a locker*

My work is done.


I will add that as option in the next poll. But
you have my permission to do it---if she is like a piņata----


---and only if there is candy.

quickWit
12-23-2009, 09:28 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lAw0HHr2mOc/Sd4hRydrVKI/AAAAAAAAALg/fEhIfgTFnus/s400/bunny+in+a+pot.jpg

She's hawt.











see what I did there?

writeronfire
12-23-2009, 09:28 PM
I don't see anything about mistletoe up there.

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 09:39 PM
I don't see anything about mistletoe up there.
:Wha:


I should have put the thread title in bold letters.

writeronfire
12-23-2009, 09:56 PM
Is that a wisecrack? :)

Leukman
12-23-2009, 10:08 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zqFoq3qej2c/Sd1RfpNR7_I/AAAAAAAApYI/gJBKr6w5F50/s400/013bunnyDM_468x611.jpg




:Wha: Thumper????

kayleamay
12-23-2009, 11:10 PM
I like to sleep.

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 11:26 PM
Is that a wisecrack? :)

Better than a wise man.

:Wha: Thumper????

I could feed a family of 30 bunny stew for weeks.


Yeah I believe it was thumper or bambi or moose...I don't remember.

slcboston
12-23-2009, 11:29 PM
And to you my friend!


Also you and the cookie option are very popular:)

... does this mean I need to bake more cookies?

slcboston
12-23-2009, 11:31 PM
She's hawt.

see what I did there?

Speaking for myself, I usually close my eyes when you start posting. Saves on the eyebleach. :D

DL Hegel
12-23-2009, 11:39 PM
We all need eyewash to drink after reading too many witter posts.

... does this mean I need to bake more cookies?

Yes please! Cookies!

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 05:25 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2241/2172332884_0a5a194be8.jpg?v=0

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 05:26 AM
http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/435_christmas-camel.jpg

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 05:27 AM
http://www.shadowyardimages.com/photos/302-XmasFlamingo.jpg

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 05:28 AM
http://www.liverpoolchamberblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas_raccoon.jpg

mscelina
12-24-2009, 05:30 AM
DL, are you just bored or something? And what's up with all the bunneh hating? What did I ever do to you? Huh?

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 05:31 AM
http://moblog.net/media/s/w/a/swamprose/tyger-tyger.jpg

mscelina
12-24-2009, 05:32 AM
That's pretty darn awesome, I must say.

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 05:46 AM
That's pretty darn awesome, I must say.

Not as awesome as some doom bunnies;)
http://images.elfwood.com/art/m/p/mproverbs/doombunny.jpg

som1luvsmi
12-24-2009, 06:09 AM
Where's the "go into a coma and wake up next year" option?

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 08:16 AM
DL, are you just bored or something? And what's up with all the bunneh hating? What did I ever do to you? Huh?

nope just the quick witless rascal rabbit:D

I likes you:)

slcboston
12-24-2009, 09:06 AM
http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/435_christmas-camel.jpg

I saw this one and did actually contemplate using it...

is it better than the gnome? :D

Cella
12-24-2009, 09:11 AM
nope just the quick witless rascal rabbit:D



"witless" how dare you! I'll have you know his wit is quite quick....


*steals pot of Bunneh and runs away*

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 09:20 AM
I saw this one and did actually contemplate using it...

is it better than the gnome? :D


Yes, a lot. It has more character. Plus cuter than a gnome...though that's not saying much.

"witless" how dare you! ummm...do you even know him???I'll have you know his wit is quite quick....

*makes drinkie motion when Cella turns her back during her rant.


*steals pot of Bunneh and runs away*






Oh that will end well...

slcboston
12-24-2009, 09:43 AM
hmmm... still think i shall need to start a new poll before deciding which av to go with.

I blame you. :D

barbilarry
12-24-2009, 10:05 AM
Santa, of course! *Tee hee*

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 10:18 AM
hmmm... still think i shall need to start a new poll before deciding which av to go with.

I blame you. :D

Of course, but deep down you know I am right. You know I only tell you these things bcs I am your friend and I like to help:D

Santa, of course! *Tee hee*

Yes, I too have a thing for bearded pot bellied men who sneak into other people's homes while they are sleeping...to leave them presents...

Ambrosia
12-24-2009, 05:00 PM
Yes, I too have a thing for bearded pot bellied men who sneak into other people's homes while they are sleeping...to leave them presents...


:roll:

robeiae
12-24-2009, 07:11 PM
I'd spend the day inserting extraneous i's in my posts.
You are an extraneous "i".

Me, I'd like to teach the world to sing.

In perfect harmony.

Cella
12-24-2009, 07:30 PM
*steals pot of Bunneh and runs away*

Oh that will end well...

:crazy:



um yeah.....I'll have the Bunneh all to myself.......

robeiae
12-24-2009, 08:39 PM
Hanging with me is tied with kissing a goat...

Did I mention that I'm buying?

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 08:43 PM
:roll:

Happy Holidays Ambrosia:)

You are an extraneous "i".

Me, I'd like to teach the world to sing.

In perfect harmony.

If you are sparkling...I doubt that is possible.

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 08:48 PM
Hanging with me is tied with kissing a goat...

:roll:

Did I mention that I'm buying?

I am in. But only if we can annoy people and drink espresso.

BenPanced
12-24-2009, 08:52 PM
Hanging with me is tied with kissing a goat...

Did I mention that I'm buying?
I thought dowry was illegal in some countries?

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 09:22 PM
I have been thinking we need to add a new poll option...

Pet a cameleopard.

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 09:51 PM
I sent my 8 year old nephew an email wishing him a merry Christmas.

His response:

It's christmas eve day, it's an eve and a day at the same time.

robeiae
12-24-2009, 10:12 PM
Like a disposable douche?

(no offense, Cray)

Cella
12-24-2009, 10:16 PM
this is getting out of hand.....








someone put it in my hand, please.....

robeiae
12-24-2009, 10:19 PM
Btw DL, nice avi pic. That dress flatters you.

ETA: And your gun flatters you, Cella...

Cella
12-24-2009, 10:21 PM
Btw DL, nice avi pic. That dress flatters you.

ETA: And your gun flatters you, Cella...

I agree, DL looks dreamy......:)

So, I look better with a gun, huh? Hmmm.....

DL Hegel
12-24-2009, 11:52 PM
Like a disposable douche?

(no offense, Cray) exactly...

Btw DL, nice avi pic. That dress flatters you.

ETA: And your gun flatters you, Cella...

Why thanks:D


I agree, DL looks dreamy......:)thanks!

So, I look better with a gun, huh? Hmmm.....

It commands authority and says you are sweet but can shoot things...

tiny
12-24-2009, 11:59 PM
I shall be at the beach without relatives anywhere to be seen, not even on the phone. That is what I would rather do, so I am doing it. Cold and heartless, yes I am.

DL Hegel
12-25-2009, 12:03 AM
I shall be at the beach without relatives anywhere to be seen, not even on the phone. That is what I would rather do, so I am doing it. Cold and heartless, yes I am.
I envy you...damn you! Have a blast:D

slcboston
12-25-2009, 01:27 AM
Cookies are baked :D

If, you know, that influences anyone :D

robeiae
12-25-2009, 01:36 AM
DL is a little baked, as well.

DL Hegel
12-25-2009, 02:05 AM
Cookies are baked :D

If, you know, that influences anyone :D
Yes, I am on my way...s/b there in 3 days:)
DL is a little baked, as well.

You are just cranky bcs the camelsheepgnomeoldmanish thingy is beating you in the poll.

More people should vote for you, better yet reppie you smiley faces:D

Chasing the Horizon
12-25-2009, 12:02 PM
*sneaks into thread, selects random poll options to skew results, and runs back out of thread*

DL Hegel
12-25-2009, 12:24 PM
*sneaks into thread, selects random poll options to skew results, and runs back out of thread*

Can't you see this is a serious poll! Plus more people voted for the camelsheepgnomeoldmanish thingy than Rob. I am afraid he will end up in tears...


On the plus side shoving the monkey and the rabbit in the same locker could be fun and educational...ok just fun:D

Cella
12-27-2009, 05:06 AM
I picked the only option that let me put my hands on the Bunneh....

barbilarry
12-27-2009, 05:28 AM
You didn't ummm, hurt him, did ya, Cella!

Cella
12-27-2009, 05:35 AM
You didn't ummm, hurt him, did ya, Cella!
soft touches only......

barbilarry
12-27-2009, 05:45 AM
That's ok. Soft touches always work best on bunnies.

Cella
12-27-2009, 07:46 AM
That's ok. Soft touches always work best on bunnies.
:e2brows:
don't I know it.....

DL Hegel
12-27-2009, 08:07 AM
*stands behind the girls and hurls*

DL Hegel
12-27-2009, 08:09 AM
Where is Rob when you need him...

Cella
12-27-2009, 08:09 AM
*stands behind the girls and hurls*
don't camels eat puke?

DL Hegel
12-27-2009, 08:45 AM
only their own like horses.

Cella
12-27-2009, 08:47 AM
I get the feeling this one will eat anything ....

DL Hegel
12-27-2009, 08:51 AM
mostly cookies.

DL Hegel
12-28-2009, 10:50 PM
"what would you rather do than the holidays..."

If you're speaking of x-mas...

I'd rather have a root canal.

I knew I missed an option.



Looks like the flamingos beat Rob and the camelsheepgnomeoldmanish thing.

They will both be bummed.A

Seams
12-28-2009, 11:00 PM
away from it all sometimes, not all the time, but some time :)