Wherein A Spammer Finds Politics

[Jprice227]

[And he cut and pasted from a Word doc, leaving all the crufty MS html....heh. He's not even a very competent spammer.]

[dclary]

FIRST TO DECLARE SPAM! (do I get a prize?)

[William Haskins]

i had a steak last weekend. i love steak. but this time, my friend said, "try A1 thick and hearty."

"but i don't eat steak sauce," i replied.

"you simply have to try it," he said. so i did.

and let me tell you, i had an orgasm, right there at the table.

A1 thick and hearty. come and get it.

[dclary]

Back on topic, though.


Please tell us, how does the child safety kit help you? Is it funded with insurance company bailout money? Will it affect the health care bill? Did Tiger Woods sleep with it? Does it hate gays/people from new jersey/circus clowns?

Is it endorsed by Orlando Bloom?

[dclary]

i had a steak last weekend. i love steak. but this time, my friend said, "try A1 thick and hearty."

"but i don't eat steak sauce," i replied.

"you simply have to try it," he said. so i did.

and let me tell you, i had an orgasm, right there at the table.

A1 thick and hearty. come and get it.

Just about anything thick and hearty makes you orgasm, you salty dog, you.

[BenPanced]

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[veinglory]

You know what goes well with A1 steak sause? Ice Mountain Natural Spring Water. A pure, fresh tasting natural spring water from our friends at the Ice Mountain Natural Spring Water Company (a Division of Nestle incorporated). Ah, that tastes fresh!

[Stew21]

i had a steak last weekend. i love steak. but this time, my friend said, "try A1 thick and hearty."

"but i don't eat steak sauce," i replied.

"you simply have to try it," he said. so i did.

and let me tell you, i had an orgasm, right there at the table.

A1 thick and hearty. come and get it.

I didn't know steak sauce could do that!

*buys case of A1*

[kuwisdelu]

I'll have what he's having.

[BenPanced]

And when you're finished with your steak, nothing says "dessert" quite like a slice of Sara Lee brand New York style cheesecake. Available in plain, strawberry, or cherry, Sara Lee has been a part of America's dining tables for generations. Nobody Doesn't Like Sara Lee!tm

No, I didn't watch any game shows like The Price Is Right or Let's Make A Deal! when I was growing up...

[dclary]

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[Medievalist]

u r all sik pervertes

[Magdalen]

i had a steak last weekend. i love steak. but this time, my friend said, "try A1 thick and hearty."

"but i don't eat steak sauce," i replied.

"you simply have to try it," he said. so i did.

and let me tell you, i had an orgasm, right there at the table.

A1 thick and hearty. come and get it.

After you've tidied yourself, take another bold step (into the evolution of Cadillac's Art and Science™ philosophy) by driving home in The All New 2011 CTS Coupe, combining original design with performance engineering.

[William Haskins]

it'd better have rich corinthian leather.

[Bartholomew]

15th post!

[Magdalen]

French-stitching, need I say more?

[Kaiser-Kun]

Here's the explanation. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[kuwisdelu]

u r all sik pervertes

I have a Sikh friend who's a pervert.

But I myself am a sick pervert.

Which one of us did you want?

[dclary]

Here's the explanation. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Ah. dammit. There goes my "36 days without being rolled" award.

[BenPanced]

No, kids, it was just illegal to show peoples' heads on TV during the 70's. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5ecVcw_xJM&feature=player_embedded) It had nothing to do with the objectification of people as sex toys to sell crappy diet pop.

[Fran]

I didn't know steak sauce could do that!

*buys case of A1*

I'm vegetarian. :cry:

*resigns self to orgasm-free life*

[Williebee]

Yet again,
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2465/3964257686_d59df31b0a_m.jpg
Shiny, happy people holding SPAM.

[whistlelock]

In my opinion, nothing sets off the flavor of a well-done steak like ketchup.

[clintl]

I'm vegetarian. :cry:

*resigns self to orgasm-free life*

Never fear! A-1 is great on veggie burgers!

[BenPanced]

In my opinion, nothing sets off the flavor of a well-done steak like ketchup.
Ketchup. It's the poor man's Bearnaise sauce!

[Fran]

Never fear! A-1 is great on veggie burgers!

Hooray! Thanks, A1! :D